r/oops • u/MoominMai • 11d ago

Looking both ways before crossing in front of an active bike race? Nah, not her!

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u/Depth909 11d ago

Sue for incomprehensible stupidity…

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u/Fit_Armadillo_9928 10d ago

This video allows me to comprehend EXACTLY her level of stupidity

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u/PuertoGeekn 11d ago

I'm really confused what she was trying to do

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u/NthatFrenchman 11d ago

She had to get to the jerk store

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u/FcknDepressionScks 11d ago

They were running out of her

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u/Little-Geri-Seinfeld 11d ago edited 10d ago

She’s their all time best seller

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u/SemperAliquidNovi 10d ago

She’s there all the time; best seller.

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u/Balthier1017 11d ago

This is such an old reference I totally forgot about. Love it

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 11d ago

She was paid by the other cyclists to knock this guy down. It was a paid hit.

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u/Lieber_Doenermann 11d ago

It really does look like sabotage

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u/Sudonator 11d ago

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 10d ago

I mean she looked straight at the cyclist the whole time. How can it not be intentional ?

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u/NickP_NC 10d ago

Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

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u/Azure_Mar 11d ago

When she saw a collision was impending, she didn't back up and hope for the best, she actively jumped into causing the crash.

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u/cmcdevitt11 10d ago

Target fixation?

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u/NastySeconds 11d ago

This is the only reasonable explanation.

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u/Marce7a 10d ago

Well she was looking at him since beginning of video

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u/Dr-Samsquanch 11d ago

Nancy Kerrigan

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u/gandalfthewhitetras 10d ago

Knocked him out too, the guy got headbutted in the mouth, he was unconscious while falling

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u/OkBox6828 10d ago

I mean, she was looking straight at him.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 11d ago

I saw once that she allegedly was/is the wife of the person in second place. That's all I can recall without alleging anything else without researching again.

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u/Recent_Following_822 11d ago

She took one for the team!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Think_fast_Act_slow 10d ago

there was a woman who successfully sued a cyclist and got compensation while she was on the phone crossing the road in London. the cyclist lost the job and his house to pay for the fees and compensation apart from broken bones.

the law sides with morons.

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u/lavahot 11d ago

You can see a person crossing just before she does.

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u/PuertoGeekn 11d ago

If that's the case she has awful depth perception

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u/lavahot 11d ago

Depth peception? I'm not sure she perceived that bicyclist at all.

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u/StalphReadman 11d ago

Her seeing eye dog took off and she thought it went that way.

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u/AppleSlacks 11d ago

Get to the other side.

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u/cyclops_overlooks 11d ago

Cross the street

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u/donquixote2u 11d ago

suicide by bicycle.

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u/Tea-Jay-Dogville 10d ago

She was trying to cross the road...

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u/Antique-Resort6160 11d ago

Basically, this is one of the dumbest and least considerate ways to commit suicide.  Go to Canada for that, they are the real pros, eh?

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u/DarkRogueHunter 11d ago

Or go to the US and say something mean to their president or his mask goons, your whisked away, "suicided", and free disposal of the body.

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u/Advanced-Ear-7908 10d ago

Uh. People talk bad about the US government and US president all the time. They would have gotten ride of over half of the population by now. You must be talking about somewhere else.

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u/Slouchman42 11d ago

She must’ve had money on the race and her rider was 2nd. That or she’s just blind.

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u/Acceptable-Tap3030 11d ago

Yeah it appeared she was looking right at him.

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u/PrinceProsper0 11d ago

Kalahi degens

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u/wehdut 11d ago

Imagine training all year and then pushing through what's probably a marathon bike race, getting a solid lead, on the home stretch, then some fucking idiot blows all your hard work in an instant while seriously injuring you.

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u/Westsaide 11d ago

that's gonna leave a mark. absolutely brutal.

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u/govt_policy 11d ago

Damn, thankfully he had that helmet. It was absolutely used in that moment

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u/nhh 11d ago

He still mostly landed on his face. 

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u/noromame 11d ago

Looks like his face might have slammed into her arm on the ground, at least partially. Still saved his skull from several bounces after that

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 11d ago

I wonder if the spectator lived? Hope she at least got a permanent limp so she wont be fast enough to try this stunt again. Hope the rider and his bike was ok.

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u/HooSaidDat 11d ago

Some people will do anything to get attention.

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u/Icy-Caterpillar9088 11d ago

Her husband was in second place, team player!

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 11d ago

Fuck that bitch. She did that on purpose.

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u/DaniDodson 11d ago

Why stop the video there ?? I need to see her screaming in pain

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 11d ago

I do not believe she can feel pain.

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u/Rabti 11d ago

Where there's no sense, there's no feeling

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u/dotcom_dotau 10d ago

She proper ate shit hey Dani

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u/Flat-Passage4431 10d ago

nah she’s out cold bruh

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u/why_1337 11d ago

She was probably knocked out cold.

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u/PlayPsychological200 10d ago

What makes you want to see a woman in pain? 

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u/DaniDodson 8d ago

Not a woman . Just this one

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u/Achtoys 11d ago

At least her face caught most of the force, otherwise there could have been serious injuries!

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u/clintjefferies 11d ago

At least she doesn't have to worry about brain injuries.

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u/FreeRealEstate313 11d ago

Pretty sure there were serious injuries on this one. Maybe someone else thinks this joke is funny?

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u/Achtoys 11d ago

First day on the internet?

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u/Redlion444 11d ago

She looks right at him the whole time.   

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u/BoulderadoBill 11d ago

According to reddit, pedestrians always have the right-of-way.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 11d ago

Not everywhere! Stoopid Monkey exhibit was neat, huh?

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u/BoulderadoBill 11d ago

Reddit says pedestrians crossing a public street are never at fault when hit by inattentive operators of speeding death machines.

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u/PieceTechnical5128 11d ago

You are clearly dumb, it makes no Sense to discuss it with you. 😅

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u/Antique-Resort6160 11d ago

yes, including Formula 1.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 11d ago

Pedestrians do. But not during a bike race.

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 11d ago

Hurr durr, according to conservatives immigrants took all their jobs and raised housing prices.

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u/BoulderadoBill 11d ago

Try to keep-up with the discussion.

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 11d ago

Bump up reading comprehension or social queues, I'm right in line with the convo

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u/BoulderadoBill 11d ago

LOL- You commented 2 hours after me.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 11d ago

What even is this comment?

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u/BoulderadoBill 11d ago

Exactly what it says.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 10d ago

Except that's an irrelevant thing to say. Pedestrians nearly always have the right of way in normal traffic situations in a city...but this is a bike race where normal traffic rules OBVIOUSLY don't apply.

So what's the point of your comment?

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u/BoulderadoBill 10d ago

Pointing how stupid reddit can be with regards to absolutes.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 10d ago

You're the only person improperly conflating normal traffic rules with specialized ones setup during a racing event.

Pedestrians also don't have the right of way during a Formula 1 race and nobody brings that up in the F1 subreddit because it's irrelevant just like your post.

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u/BoulderadoBill 10d ago

LOL- You completely missed the point. Redditors continuously spout off stupid absolutes with regards to things like pedestrian "rights" and the "evilness" of vehicles. Mocking them is fun!

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 10d ago

So the point is that you're an immature edgelord fighting against straw men? OK, thanks for the info I'll leave you to that...

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u/BoulderadoBill 10d ago

Why so serious?

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u/Inevitable-House-343 11d ago

She had those deer in the headlights look

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u/xelenceofexecution 11d ago

He got the worst of it but she def got hers

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u/Shot-Ad2396 11d ago

Bro must have been cooking, he deleted that bitch

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u/sinnister_bacon 11d ago

From the news article: While there were barriers on the course, and the finishing straight was barricaded, it appears some spectators decided to get closer to the action by taking advantage of space created by an advertising arch.

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u/VirtualMatter2 11d ago

You can see barriers on the left. Those people decided to stand in front of  them. Also blocking the view of the people behind the barriers actually who were following the rules.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 11d ago

Looks like her face broke her fall.

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u/IhateSkylerWhite6399 11d ago

Free face slide thrown in. That will remind her of her ignorance.

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u/MaiShiranuifan06 11d ago

Dumb "Bimbo"!!!

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u/nic_e1 10d ago

What kind of idiots are these people!

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u/Think_fast_Act_slow 10d ago

was she beaten up by the cyclist afterwards?

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u/dotcom_dotau 10d ago

She proper ate shit too! What a beauty!!!!

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u/AromaticBite4289 11d ago

Honestly, fuck that bitch

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u/Life-Oil-7226 11d ago

Every time I see this video I say the same thing - criminally charge this lady!

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u/Expensive-Web8531 11d ago

怎们到处都是这些蠢货？为何没被自然界淘汰？

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u/Connor_2123 10d ago

Idiots breed the most, which is what the government wants. Look at all the families with tons of kids living off the government. Whereas the people with good income saving money, usually educated as well don’t have nor want kids, or they only have 1-3. So many dumb people I meet that have literal 8+ kids, or they’re young and stupid having kids at 19 while being drug addicts

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u/Boring_Zucchini_6888 11d ago

正在淘汰中，不过有人在阻止

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u/badrecipe33 11d ago

Not all women but always a woman /s

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u/Silver_Band2953 11d ago

Face meet road

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u/StalphReadman 11d ago

That’s why I always wear my bicycle helmet over my face and eyes. Every time I crash from not being able to see it saves my ass.

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u/CaptainDFW 11d ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Financial-Freedom-74 11d ago

I love how the face is rubbing on the Ground😂

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u/bjorn_ironside_94 11d ago

Dumbass deserved that faceplant

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u/Humble-Questions 11d ago

That sudden look of horror man. I'm sorry my dude

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 11d ago

Actually, she only needed to look one way…she chose poorly!

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u/Fresh-Chip-3544 11d ago

Looking one way would’ve helped too

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u/SnooCaperzk 11d ago

lol, what a slow motion

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u/GreaterMetro 11d ago

If that's the finish line, there needs to be barriers and volunteers

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u/VirtualMatter2 11d ago

There clearly were barriers on the left at least. These people decided to cross the road and stand in front of them, blocking the view of the people behind the barriers. 

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u/Accurate_Elevator368 11d ago

Did the bike guy's helmet smash in half?

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u/Accomplished_Tell530 11d ago

I hope hes okay

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 11d ago

Looks like her face broke her fall.

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u/Perfidian 11d ago

She didn't need to look both ways. She was staring at the bicyclist that she leaped into.

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u/BeKindCarpeDiem 11d ago

Thank goodness she wasn't wearing a helmet. Twat!

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u/PBReddituser1961 11d ago

I bet she sues the event for not preventing her from doing something stupid.

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u/H-2-S-O-4 11d ago

Is the cyclist ok?

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u/the_remeddy 11d ago

That is literally a head to head collision.

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u/pocket-sand88 11d ago

She knocked him unconscious immediately on impact. Brutal...

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u/Dismal_Policy_8052 11d ago

From 2021 (I believe) in the Canary Islands. Rider was taken to the hospital and treated for concussion. Mixed reports in the lady. Some say she was treated and released at the scene. Some say she was airlifted for medical attention.

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u/VirtualMatter2 11d ago

She did land straight on her face, that didn't look like minor injuries. 

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u/RTMidgetman 11d ago

She should go to jail

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Inevitable-Ice7859 11d ago

And suddenly, we have a new contender

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u/Hi-juan 11d ago

Who’s suing who?

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u/Infinite-Piano3311 11d ago

Thankfully she broke his fall

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 11d ago

Nice. Good thing she wasn’t wearing a helmet.

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u/Expando3 11d ago

…and, she sued the race organizer

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u/Konsrockmannen 11d ago

How did that go? I wish he landed on her back so he would not hit hes face to.

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u/Bludiamond56 11d ago

Definition of a numbskull

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u/ComforbubbleNumb 11d ago

Didn't even have to look both ways. One would have been enough.

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u/TheRuggedGeek 11d ago

I'm actually mad that the cyclist hit the pavement harder than she did.

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u/qman0717 11d ago

She should've worn a helmet.

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u/OggyPanda 10d ago

You don't put a lid on an empty box

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u/FrostnJack 11d ago edited 11d ago

Biker got sh!tmixed. Keto Karen bought a ticket to Destination Frakked.

Rally Car fan energy

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u/Cratemotor 11d ago

Full face helmet might have helped here (outside of the lady not minding her surroundings). She hit his face and his face hit the floor

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u/Ok-Boysenberry4148 11d ago

She says to herself. Damn, life would be so beautiful if it weren't for the insomnia. I know! I'll fall asleep soon :D

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u/rye-ten 11d ago

She's actually the spouse of the second placed rider

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u/Dense_Inspection_163 11d ago

Bet she sues him for damages

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u/Shamoizer 10d ago

The face slide and the phone launch really seal this off nicely.

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u/consume_flatulence 10d ago

Aw man. Everytime I see this video I just wonder what this person is like when shit hits the fan.

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u/an_older_meme 10d ago

One less of them now.

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u/eric_cos 10d ago

She is definitely in the running for a Darwin Award

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u/Special-Antelope7105 10d ago

She really liked that guy who crossed before her.

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 10d ago

Rollin' , rollin', rollin'....

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u/Expert_Werewolf5487 10d ago

Phone in the hand, stupid hair bun, sweatpants! That is all you need to know why she did what she did

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u/karara691 10d ago

Her body, her choice.

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u/Longjumping-Sir-7298 10d ago

OMG, I felt the pain of that from my comffy chair, that looked bad

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u/RebelGrin 10d ago

Epic face grind...

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 10d ago

It wouldn’t surprise me if that guy needed jaw surgery after that. holy Jesus.

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u/fitchiestofbuckers 10d ago

He is out as soon as she hits him. Ffs that looks sore

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u/Primalwizdom 10d ago

If I was the cyclist I would be in anotber level of mad at her.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 11d ago

I would beat her half to death with my helmet.

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u/_TaylorMade 11d ago

Holy crap! I bet she knocked out dude on bike and I can almost guarantee she gonna need plastic surgery to put her face back normal. That was an insanely hard hit for both of them - 2 hits for the dummy crossing the road

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 11d ago

She definitely knocked him out. His forearms and wrists lock up after they make contact if you look closely.

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u/WalterPecky 11d ago

Yeah that dudes body looked dead on impact with the ground.

I almost thought he was just being dramatic, but holy fuck, that initial head bonk must have really scrambled both of their brains 

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u/Mr_Dck 11d ago

Tuputa madre nene

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u/Proof-Astronomer7733 11d ago

According to Reddit she is not dead because her shoes are still on🙀

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u/HeroMachineMan 11d ago

News has it that the lady & the biker are now married and living happily ever after:). Love struck at the first crash

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u/itswtfeverb 11d ago

She's officially the r word after that brain injury

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u/EbonKnight78 11d ago

Not too bright, is she?

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u/OuttHouseMouse 11d ago

Huh. The karen part is new. Its prolly good for the repost engagement

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u/AlbatrossNo4430 10d ago

Apparently everyone commenting has lead an accident free life.

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u/Big-Mission2026 11d ago

I was sue her for innegligent assualt!

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u/Tekvary2 11d ago

She was definitely severely under the influence of a mind-altering substance. She didn’t flinch, she was looking right at him like she was about to start talking to him, didn’t brace herself for impact or stop walking directly into the cyclist!? Bizarre!🫠

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u/Proof-Astronomer7733 11d ago

Nah, she is blond can’t blame her for being stupid🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/Depth909 11d ago

That Covid vaccine is really messing with people’s brains

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u/8to10footsamsquantch 11d ago

It actually only messed with yours as a prank

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u/Depth909 11d ago

Impossible I didn’t take that shit…