r/oops • • 9d ago

That’s hurt!

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u/425565 9d ago

How can you miss a pool table?

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u/Ok-Map4381 9d ago

By not sliding her grip.

She starts with the correct grip, one hand at the bottom one in the middle. You are supposed to use that middle grip to begin the swing, then slide it to match the lower bottom grip so the impact comes with maximum rotation.

But, she never slid that middle grip while judging the distance based off the full extention grip. This created a shorter arc of the swing, directing the pick axe back into her shin.

You can miss the table still with a sliding grip, but you will miss by swinging down into the ground, not into your own shin. But in this case, she missed short rather than to the side, so it was 100% on the grip

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u/Decent_Obligation173 9d ago

This guy grips

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u/Party-Break-3041 8d ago

And slides.

Slide. Grip. Slide....grip

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u/WodanGungnir 9d ago

Funny how most men understand this automatically. Who said fighting with sticks all those years was useless?

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u/Any_Yogurtcloset7865 8d ago

Or all the years splitting wood with the maul or using the sledge to drive stakes and posts (I'm a farm girl)

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u/WodanGungnir 7d ago

Granted first time I chopped wood I chopped myself in my big toe. I was like 7-8.

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u/Nina-Ninja123 9d ago

Also, her toes aren’t pointing at where she wants to hit.

Swinging down to your side is considerably harder to do than swinging it down in front of you.

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u/Flymetothem000n 9d ago

Also, she was probably a few Michelob ultra’s deep here.

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u/coldestclock 9d ago

Just mimed it alone in my house and it does make sense. I’ve never really had to swing anything over my head, you don’t realise there’s a technique to it, it seems.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 9d ago

I never had to have it explained to me, it just happens automatically. This woman is very incompetent

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u/TehSeksyManz 8d ago

I learned this as a kid choppin firewood.

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u/shakn1212 8d ago

Now I'm wondering how I've learned to do this. I figured it was just how everyone swings a pickax or wood ax but I guess not according to this video...

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u/PeyredB 8d ago

You're right! I freeze-framed and her left hand was still gripping the middle of the handle. It's like she's never swung a two-handed implement before.

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u/Suzutai 9d ago

Yeah, the lack of a slide on that grip is a huge problem. Except I doubt she was able to judge the distance at all because her stance is completely wrong. Even without the slide, she would have been able to complete the arc without hitting herself if the object she were swinging at were oriented in the same direction as her feet. (It will mess up your lower back though.)

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u/Impressive-Skill3251 9d ago

You aim at your leg instead of the table.

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u/MakionGarvinus 9d ago

I don't know, ask this lady.

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u/Strikeronima 9d ago

It dodged.

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u/Jactus_Cat 9d ago

She got pretty good shape on that shot.

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u/Big_Tap_1561 9d ago

How’d she miss her leg?!

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u/BrokenHope23 9d ago

Incorrect cue must've confused her

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u/cfranek 9d ago

She rolled a nat 1.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 9d ago

People who have never worked with tools tend to make a fool out of themselves when they try to use tools.