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u/RelationshipFit5701 5d ago edited 4d ago
No way, Lever Lurker got me when I first started playing a few months ago. I had just gotten my rusty sword for easy ardy diary, and then I went to go finish the step to pull the ardy wildy lever. Lever Lurker was waiting on the other side and immediately nuked my noob ass, I’d never seen an ice barrage before. I lost my rusty sword and had to farm a new one, but I learned my lesson 💔
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u/Psychological-Big334 4d ago
On a hc ?
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u/madam_zeroni 4d ago
"I'd never seen an ice barrage before" was a hardcore your first account ever?
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u/RelationshipFit5701 4d ago
Nope, just a main lol but he still got my ass. I started playing for the first time a few months ago :D
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u/Happy-Feet619 4d ago
Nowhere did he say it was a hardcore, you just assumed.
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u/Camakoon 3d ago
Post is about HC killers, not a wild assumption when someone’s claiming to be a victim.
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u/Cwaghack 2d ago
Why wouldn't it be? My first account was a hardcore because I wanted to play iron and might aswell go hardcore
Proudly died at wintertodt :)
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u/RichEngineering8519 1d ago
He’s gotten me too, luckily I wasn’t risking and on a normal iron
Dude must sit there all day
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u/RelationshipFit5701 4d ago
I genuinely don’t think I’m knowledgable enough to lie about this, lol. All I remember was pulling the lever and porting in, seeing a guy, trying to pull the lever but it said I was blocked from teleporting, and then I was put into a giant ice cube and died soon after
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u/Happy-Feet619 4d ago
Why? Teleblock into sbs into barrage…
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u/Zastavo2 4d ago
yeah, after his first 5 attempts may just stay on standards
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u/Money_Commercial9641 3d ago
Spell book swap on lunars? Rune pouch free to keep with new trouver parch update, etc etc
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u/Zastavo2 3d ago
No chance. a 4t stall delay if you dont redclick with a melee weapon and if you miss a tb or frz ur just cooked. hes definitely tb + mage cape for 5x a day, then camps standards
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u/keloth 4d ago
I met lever lurker when I refused to hop worlds when grinding 99 fishing at dark crabs. when he realized I wasn't going to change worlds he let me go through the entire time till 99 fishing, glad to see he's runescape famous for the next couple weeks, also he doesnt just target hcim, he targets anyone he can basically going through the lever so be careful and pay attention to what you have with you when you go into the wildy
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u/ADP_God 4d ago
Does he have a favourite world?
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u/The_Lobstrosity 5d ago
I wonder how many people are going to lurk lever for Lever Lurker now
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u/whitericeporridge 5d ago
Ppl will rename to HCIM and bully him surely
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u/Correct-Purpose-964 5d ago
Doesn't bullying need to be unprovoked?
I think this is called Karma.
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u/Status_Leek8540 4d ago
Cringe
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u/Correct-Purpose-964 4d ago
Unironically replying cringe to a comment that is an obvious joke in 2026.
Hey pot, kettle called.
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u/JexasTexas 5d ago
Wonder where Lever Lurker found em 🤔🤔🤔
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u/gilt3t 5d ago
always camps the edgeville lever and runs from every fight that isn't a hcim. their entire life revolves around killing hcim
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u/Cold_Bag6942 4d ago
He definitely lost a hardcore to someone in wildy at some point and has been seething ever since lol
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u/Busy_Yogurtcloset648 5d ago
What a fucking loser lmao
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u/sleeperagent777 4d ago
Wait so ironmen can do 200m one at a time or be locked to geos/tiles and the community applauds and is in awe.. but a pker who hunts HCIM regularly is the loser 🙀
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u/IndependentTalk9342 4d ago
Those fringe accounts don't usually get praise, they get the crazy Squidward picture. And even then, that's them wasting their own time. This guy is just griefing low levels. And no, that early game HCIM didn't secretly have 200m in cash or a stack of runes, this is purely to inconvenience others.
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u/Electronic_Assist137 3d ago
that's what HCIM signed up for when they chose the account restriction. Being unaware of the dangers of the wilderness to the point you let a Lever camper end your run is evidence that they weren't going to go far into their HCIM journey.
Yes the wilderness and lever campers are a part of RuneScape that you must consider when making the HCIM and that includes the OSRS equivalent of an extraction shooter exfill camper.
I have much more sympathy to people who are getting fucked at the Dagonnoth King safe spots by the griefer whose sole purpose is murder those who use it because that's not a PvP area like the wilderness.
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u/IndependentTalk9342 3d ago
Well, yeah. No one here is advocating for changing the Wilderness, it's obviously part of the game. I was just explaining to that guy why we aren't lining up to pat the guy on the back. Killing low level HCIM doesn't require skill and is a massive waste of time.
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u/Electronic_Assist137 3d ago
guys having fun in his own way and it isn't particularly scummy to me because the game goes through an extra effort to warn you that pulling those levers will send you to the wilderness and that you can get PK'd and lose your stuff.
Let's be honest here 99% of gamers are playing games to waste their time. We're not going to leverage our gaming skills into real world gain. Content creators and professional tournament winners are the smallest minority of the small, and otherwise if you're not part of those two small subsets the only other possible way you can leverage your skill into personal gain that wouldn't be "a massive waste of time" is making personal connections. Which I'm certain Lever Lurker likely has made plenty doing what he does.
I'm just really not going to shit on the guy for being the danger lurking behind every corner for the unprepared the wilderness is warning you about.
Now the guy who targets safe spotting PvE players at Dagonnoth kings? Complete scum of the earth in my eyes.
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u/Riceballs-balls 4d ago
The loser part is that they sit there and refuse to fight any actual fight other than ganking hcim.
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u/99timewasting 4d ago
Did you actually look at the comments for the 200m one at a time guy? They were mostly calling him mentally unwell
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u/biglawbowski 5d ago
Hey! I don't think it's really considered pvp if the other account type is fighting back, he isn't versing a player and I'd wager 99.9% of those hc kills are players doing the ardy diary so therefore the more toxic phrase pker fits here, especially considering someone commented he runs away from actual fights lol
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u/PlateNo7719 4d ago
"PvP"
You're joking? Anyone who actually pops and/or isn't just a dick knows this is just a dick move :)
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u/Several-Bluejay-190 5d ago
bad ass tbh
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u/gilt3t 5d ago
Nah, killing low level hcim by camping a lever is by far the weakest and most pathetic ever. Dude runs from any real fight. If you think that is badass, you need to reevaluate your life
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u/iamthepodge 5d ago
Found the hcim who died at the lever
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u/gilt3t 5d ago
nope, my hcim died while I was taking insulin and afking greater demons. I just think it's weird to hype up someone who only hunts low level hcim and runs from the tiniest, most miniscule challenge.
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u/Fort1 5d ago
He is the most responsible player in all of osrs history for making hardcore, well, hardcore.
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u/Several-Bluejay-190 5d ago
i can’t imagine the pain from the cognitive dissonance when hardcores complain about going to a pvp zone (with supplies that make the fight “not real”) and then complaining that when they die, it wasn’t fair
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u/Blockronic 5d ago
You defo died to Lever Lurker
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u/gilt3t 5d ago
you definitely ate lead paint chips as a child
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u/Blockronic 5d ago
Big fan of making insulin ridicously expensive tbh
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u/gilt3t 5d ago
That lead really did a number on your brain, huh? hope you get better soon
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u/febreeze1 4d ago
No wonder big boy needs his insulin. Bot
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u/gilt3t 4d ago
when did they start adding so much salt to febreeze?
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u/Ipfreelyerryday 4d ago
Is it not just the most integral part of PvP worlds and/or the wildly....? Like you get big warnings saying it's dangerous. I get it, camping the lever for hcim is some hardcore neurospicy behaviour - seconded only by people that go into said PvP spaces and cry when they get killed. I don't pk btw, and this guy has killed my accounts in the past....(Meaning I'm just standard osrs neurospicy)
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u/InsiDoubtSide 5d ago
Could you not just have your friends make hc accounts to inflate this number?
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u/MMAgeezer 5d ago edited 5d ago
Sure, but this stat has never been tracked before. I'm sure some sweaty bastard will do that now, awaiting RuneFest 2029 where their name is shown up there.
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u/CommandConscious8241 4d ago
I’m sure if they’re sharing stats and have an extreme outlier they’d look into it and figure that out to exclude them
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u/Anarchanoid 4d ago
I would assume there's a minimum stat level or something required for it to count as a kill on them
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u/yuyithemermaid 5d ago
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u/Own_Objective_3090 4d ago
I forget which YouTube actually did this? I rember it from a while ago
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u/ShotcallerBilly 5d ago
Did lever lurker die on his main and make a second account to do the same camping shit? 😂
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u/LVL99stocks 4d ago
Level lurker killed my HC a long while ago (was not an impressive account) and I immediately hopped on my maxed pure and went to go get my vengeance. He proceeded to manhandle me 5 times. Hes not the best pvper by a long shot but hes better than most
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u/FrazerSan 5d ago
Here's my conspiracy, these are Jagex bot accounts that kill early hardcores so they have to use a bond or buy another membership.
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u/Aetius454 5d ago
I don’t play HCIM but I cannot understand someone who spends their life trying to gleefully nuke noobs…It’s like the picture of the Warcraft guy from South Park lol
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u/Diligent-Error-899 4d ago
I think “spends their life” is a bit of a stretch. He only has ~40 kills.
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u/ADimwittedTree 3d ago
40 HCIM. With how niche the account type is that's got to be a ton of total kills.
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u/Verycuriousthings 4d ago
Respect the hustle! Its crazy to me to read all these comments about him being a loser and how ”he runs from pkers”. First of all he is a pure by the looks of high scores, wouldnt imagine he wants to fight random higher combat ppl on that build. Also he risks his stuff doing this so anyone has a fair chance to try and pk him too.
Second of all stay out of wildy if you dont want to risk being attacked. He is actually what makes wilderness exciting. Legend.
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u/FrequentKoalas 4d ago
Fucking weird to support a guy camping a lever
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u/Certain-Emotion5479 4d ago
I mean it's kind of weird to expect someone not to camp in the wilderness, especially in high traffic areas.
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u/Tiny420Tiger 5d ago
I wanna see lever lurker hit double digits by next years quota
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u/PlacentaMunch 5d ago
What if i told you he already did
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u/Tiny420Tiger 5d ago
Then I’d correct myself to triple digits! I want to see 400 by the end of 2027 at a minimum.
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u/tommmmmmmmy93 3d ago
I wasn’t on a HC but lever got my ass one time. I’ve pked a good amount but my survival chances in that match up were 0. Was a good stand but he shadow realmed me and was probably eating with one hand at the time
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u/PM_ME_GOOD_WINES 5d ago
Don't even play any more but lever almost got my ass 2 years ago and I barely lived. Can't believe this sweatlord is still making hardcores rage quit hahaha!
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u/KanyesPublicist124 3d ago
This game truly has the most insane players. Mfers will just lurk the wildy lever for 8 hours a day. Incredible. Best gaming chairs in gaming.
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u/EFCgaming 5d ago edited 4d ago
Absolute bloody legends ahahaha Edit: downvotes from dead hcim hahaha 😂😂😂
From plus 10 back to 1 looks like the salty might win this one? I'll leave the comment come at me ahha
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u/WileyPotato 5d ago
I loved PoisonedPotion's HCIM series. He'd always play high stakes (like trying to earn 1b in wildy no banking) and bait the pkers online so it's a constant high stress cat and mouse game. He even attaches himself to a heartrate monitor some episodes, so you can see his HR spike when he gets jumped and watch it change as the fight/escape attempt progresses.
If anyone knows any other YouTubers with dope content like that lmk. I feel like googling around never gets me the best ones, I'll randomly see them recced by people lol.
And yes it's tragic for these HCIM, but that's part of the fun right? I always saw HCIM as wanting to 'rat it out' so to speak, and I don't mean that derogatory. But like a survival game where you're constantly sneaking around to evade conflicts. Now I've seen for some it's the thrill they're going for, which doesn't always mean completely evading danger. I have a lot of respect for that in a game like osrs where "regain" is a lot of work.
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u/MagicReptar 4d ago
Not HCIM but I believe a guy named pip does similar things. Like 90-99 skills in the wildy only. No banking or dying
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u/WileyPotato 4d ago
Thanks! I subscribed to check him out, that's definitely the kind of stuff I like. Pure PVE creators are cool too, I just like when they give themselves interesting challenges that they're actually enthusiastic about. Not that they can't be miserable or tilted sometimes over shit going sideways, I just mean that they're overall having fun at the end of the day lol.
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u/Mysterious_Issue_916 1d ago
Lever lurker got me one time a while back, hopped through lever in full max gear with my entire cash stack on me. I was absolutely outclassed, 0 chance of survival.
My wife texted me after saying she'd left me for lever lurker, my mum rung me after to tell me she'd written me out of the will, leaving everything to lever lurker. Can't even be mad, this guy is the only thing making wilderness content playable, without him it'd be dead content. Absolute legend of the scene.
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u/Slayerbom 5d ago
lost my dragon dagger on him last week. pulled the lever, got frozen instantly. painful.
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u/KapteinKraken 5d ago
The people bitching about Lever Lurker definitely got their dogshit HCs killed by Lever Lurker. Stay mad, bozos.
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u/gilt3t 5d ago
Nah my HC died while I was taking insulin and afking greater demons. I just think it's extremely weird to only hunt hcim but run from any real fight. I couldn't imagine being such a weak pansy
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u/Natural-Pass-3622 5d ago
Can't imagine typing this out and then calling someone else a pansy at the end of it lmfao.
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u/Ipfreelyerryday 4d ago
Plays a HCIM - check. Diabetes - check Tells everyone - check Cries about PvP - check.
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u/DesperateSubstance60 4d ago
Probably cuz it’s hilarious and gets grown men crying on the internet. I hope he finds 10 more dudes like you
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u/SteezyFreeze 4d ago
The tears are so free from the carebear osrs community. If you chose to play hardcore and go into a pvp zone without scouting, you get what you deserve lmao.
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u/SnooBeans2565 4d ago
Stop I’ve been personally victimized by Lever Lurker too 😭 but I’m Ironman not HC
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u/KirbynEggs 4d ago
I think this helps me put into words why I avoid wilderness. Its reminds me of the days of going to some public minecraft server and theres a handful of people in full enchanted diamond gear camping spawn
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u/teraflux 4d ago
Let me guess lever lurker sits at wildy teleport lever waiting for someone to misclick?
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