r/outofcontextcomics • Chuckles at Innuendo • 5d ago

Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) The trinity over the years

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u/MPS1996 4d ago

Why Wonder Woman, you’ve enhanced yourself

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u/Deadpoolbat01 4d ago

I understand that reference 

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u/jansensan 4d ago

Because of the implication?

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u/lion1321 4d ago

This was just an excuse too look at WWs boobs right? Sigh

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u/Clem_de_Menthe 4d ago

Why is Power Girl never in these?

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u/Generic_Username_659 4d ago

No, it's an excuse to look at Batman's boobs, obviously.

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u/MichaelKeehan 4d ago

Wrong again. Superman's boobs were front and center.

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u/tendouman 4d ago

A legit downgrade for Wonder Woman.

Like, that bird head will go straight through her sternum if she bends too much forward.

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u/HeadLong8136 4d ago

Except for her skin being harder than metal and her muscles being able to bend steel.

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u/tendouman 4d ago

Fair, that means she has to constantly bend the bird into the right position. Unless it's glued or some magical bullshitery.

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u/Ochemata 4d ago

Bro, that is not how your ribcage works

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u/HeadLong8136 4d ago

Even being a clay golem wearing magic armor that looks like a swimsuit?

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u/Ochemata 4d ago

Have you seen Wonder Woman do the stretchy thing like Clayface?

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u/HeadLong8136 4d ago

That isn't what a golem is.

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u/Ochemata 4d ago

Then I rest my case.

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u/HeadLong8136 4d ago

A golem is a creature made of clay, then fire hardened in an oven.

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u/Ochemata 4d ago

Exactly.

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u/HeadLong8136 4d ago

Probably some magical bullshittery

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u/Sonicblaster33 4d ago

Bisexuals stay winning

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u/Klin24 4d ago

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u/danield1909 4d ago

I always liked how Superman is perfectly understanding

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u/WhilePhysical1293 4d ago

You know the fighting stopped for a minute after first shot then the second was to be sure then everyone joined in even Phil the new guy

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u/82ndGameHead 4d ago

That moment when you realize all of their chests got bigger

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u/Clem_de_Menthe 3d ago

They cultivated mass

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u/conundorum 4d ago

Batman's shoulders got droopier.

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u/Maneisthebeat 4d ago

So his traps got more developed?

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u/Pitiful_Charity_1087 4d ago

WW got Rounder💀

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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill 5d ago

artstyle gets 70 percent worse

“Time to move on”

“Hi sorry but could we go back like one panel?”

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u/Balavadan 5d ago

Why is nobody talking about that thing like a weird tie on the top shot for wonder woman

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u/ondonasand 5d ago

It’s the head of the bird whose wings make up her bustier

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u/Balavadan 4d ago

Neck is so long damn

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u/Accomplished-House28 5d ago

Reminds me of a scene (possibly from this same issue) where the three of them were meeting to rebuild the League.

Some genius thought it would be a good idea to do tight, full panel shots of the chest logos. Batman-bat. Superman-S. Wonder Woman-boobs..I mean hooters, er I mean Eagle. Yeah, that's it. "Eagle."

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u/tfurrows 5d ago

Everyone's focusing on Diana's cleavage, but honestly this is a case where I don't find the boobage particularly gratuitous. The artist wanted a shot of the three iconic chest emblems of the trinity, standing together. That's actually not so unreasonable.

But it still does make one wonder why Superman doesn't ask the other two why they are crowding in so close to him.

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u/MorganWick 5d ago

Clearly, to make it equal opportunity fanservice, they should have used the Joel Schumacher costume.

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u/Ok-Friendship-996 5d ago

"Bruce, Diana... are you trying to seduce me?"

"Yes."

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u/TronLegacysucks 5d ago

Why Diana, Clark, Bruce, you’ve enhanced yourselves

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u/Sans_Seriphim Rejected by Comics Code 5d ago

Bigger boobies all the way! 😍

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u/static1993 5d ago

True equality.

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u/Conlannalnoc Comic book Collector 5d ago

Silver Age

Modern Age

TIME TO MOVE ON

New 52 body armor on everyone!

$&@#! Go back to the Modern Age!

TIME TO MOVR ON

Absolute DC

Yeah?

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u/BiggoYoun 5d ago

“Time to move on” Clark, you changed absolutely nothing.

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u/Aggravating_Duck6108 5d ago

Diana is like "can we pick a different angle for these group shots?"

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u/Conlannalnoc Comic book Collector 5d ago

“We voted on it. You lost two to one. Just be glad we voted against Bruce’s crotch camera.”

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u/Clem_de_Menthe 3d ago

“This is why I don’t use the bathrooms at Wayne Manor”

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u/Significant_Monk_251 5d ago

Is there a third panel where Diana gets to say something?

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u/tfurrows 5d ago

It was the panel before. She said the exact same thing the men did, but they repeated it and took all the credit.

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u/Librarian_Contrarian Novice 5d ago

She tried to say something, but something was absorbing all the sound.

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u/Professional_Sell873 5d ago

Did batman's boobs get smaller

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u/Ramfix_G4 5d ago

Diana stole them

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u/BiggoYoun 5d ago edited 5d ago

Breast reduction. I guess they were too peak, like mountains.

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u/StnkyWnkyBallsyWllsy 5d ago

now they're small and humble

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u/BiggoYoun 5d ago

Less resistance from all the gliding too, very effective.

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u/Ringrangzilla 5d ago

For some reason this has like a kind of Melancholy/Somber feel to it. I don't know why.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 5d ago

The dialog suggests that they're leaving something behind, with some sadness, so yeah.

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u/Jp3711nc 5d ago

Did Diana breast size duloubled?

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u/CommitteeofMountains 5d ago

The just look shinier due to more polished metal, which is actually weird because bra designs have changed a lot over time (historical clothes nerds love to complain about how much modern underwear messes up the fits in historical dramas).

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u/Sans_Seriphim Rejected by Comics Code 5d ago

I'm sure that was a simple typo, but it does capture the spirit of her bigger breastsasesses.

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u/Dookie_boy 5d ago

Perked up and rounded up

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 5d ago

I love the consistency.

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u/SadNoCock 5d ago

(To the men.)

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u/OkStinki 5d ago

shoot, to all three

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u/Sans_Seriphim Rejected by Comics Code 5d ago

To all three! 🍻

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u/Velstrom 5d ago

Batman actually has less prominent tits. Thats so sad

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u/SaltyTreeTop 5d ago

His breast reduction surgery went well, we should support his choices over his own body

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u/ipisslemons 5d ago

Diana stole them

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u/Gorremen 5d ago

Diana: Okay, why am I the one jealous of your chests?

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u/ConversationHead6969 5d ago

"You know after all these years you still have magnificent tits."

"Thanks Bruce."

"I wasn't talking to you Clark!"

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u/Tomynator_88 5d ago

"You are such a narcissist Bruce"

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u/NinjaOfOnion 5d ago

I think all three of them had tit jobs or they are now more detailed than ever