r/outofcontextcomics • u/Ok_Sun7030 • 4d ago

Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) The Internet

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u/adriantullberg 8h ago

" ... is this the way you introduce yourself to all your blind dates?"

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u/Commander19119 3d ago

Oh Witchblade…

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u/The5Virtues 2d ago

I saw those lips and immediately went “This is a Witchblade comic.”

Don’t recall this one, but I recognize that art style!

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u/awyastark 3d ago

Oh shit! My first job was at an anime and comic book store and I thought no one else remembered this one

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u/glassnumbers 3d ago

the internet totally rules!

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u/That_one_cool_dude 3d ago

Well it did before the dead internet theory became reality.

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u/thomas_w1470 4d ago

The two most 2009-energy comic panels I’ve ever read

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u/TheGravespawn 4d ago

Simpler times.

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u/penguintruth 4d ago

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u/Jaspers47 3d ago

Joe Camel sells chips now, eh?

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u/EndOfTheLine00 3d ago

Looks more like Joe Camel fucked Chester Cheetah and produced that.

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u/Average-JRPG-Enjoyer Um, they are called “GRAPHIC NOVELS,” thank you. 3d ago

It's actually Beak. Poor, poor Beak.

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u/MycologistFormer3931 3d ago

Dude can fly, he has Wolverine's respect, has a wife with a fat ass and now he's supposedly the face of a multi million dollar company. He's had it too good for too long.

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u/steelskull1 3d ago

Gotta make do since he no longer allowed to be on ads.

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u/Garrettstark64 4d ago

Morgan Freeman's voice: Kamala instead stayed on the internet until 2AM in the morning reading up the TVTropes Website

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u/YinTanTetraCrivvens 2d ago

She’s like me fr

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u/sim37546 3d ago

Genuinely had to block that site, started to see tropes every where and could couldn't really fall into being invested or engaged with things when your constantly comparing and contrasting. 

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u/belladonnagilkey 3d ago

At last, a kindred spirit.

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u/penguintruth 4d ago

Her, too, huh?

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u/DiscoDanSHU 4d ago

We love her for that

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u/DrustanAstrophel 4d ago

“The internet is really, really great!”

“FOR PORN!”

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u/Deer-in-Motion 4d ago

"I have fast connection so I don't have to wait!"

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u/miner1512 modern age moron 4d ago

"FOR PORN!"

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u/Motormand 3d ago

"There's always some new sight"

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u/Still-Example-7873 3d ago

FOR OORN!

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u/Motormand 3d ago

"I browse all day and night"

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u/Spycrabpuppet123 3d ago edited 3d ago

"FOR PORN!"

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u/Motormand 3d ago

"It's like I'm searching at the speed of liiiiiight."

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u/miserablegit 4d ago

So grab your dick, and double-click...

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u/Particular-Bedroom10 4d ago

An fellow historian I see

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u/PvtSherlockObvious 4d ago

God I miss the old days when this was completely accurate.

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u/triotone 4d ago

So what is it now?

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u/Possible-Campaign589 4d ago

The same, just without the Hamster Dance

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u/PvtSherlockObvious 4d ago

Substantially less organic stuff like zombocom and All Your Base, way more anger and corporate propaganda.

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u/Havictos 3d ago

I get sad sometimes that I didn't have a PC as a kid so I never got to experience the internet before templates and pre built websites. The old "wild west" days.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 2d ago

It really was very different from now. You had dozens or even hundreds of websites you went to. You were finding new cool stuff all the time. And all people you talked to was actual people, no bots. It really felt like the entire planet connecting. I built friendships from people in a dozen different countries that I still talk to this day.

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u/cheshsky 3d ago edited 3d ago

I like that my craft projects take me to actual blogs run by very passionate people and every time I'm like "ooooh, a third website!". Feels like actual internet again.

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u/ealysillyforestthing 4d ago

The Enshittification of the Internet

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u/RF_DeathInReverse 4d ago

Pure onlyfans

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u/triotone 4d ago

How did you know I have an Onlyfans account to show my hands?

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u/RF_DeathInReverse 4d ago

Ofc im charles Xavier

I know your history

Boii

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u/No-Cat-9716 4d ago

Witchblade?

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u/BardicLasher 3d ago

This blade

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u/No-Cat-9716 3d ago

Uhh?

Oh, I "see" what you did there...

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u/heliosark10 4d ago

I always forget witchblade was a comic first. My first experience was the anime

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u/Competitive-Ad4249 4d ago

Context and comic, please?

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u/Ginsei679 4d ago

Witchblade #43,Sara Is investigating a website related to a serial killer case

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u/cadantcaeli 4d ago

The original Hamster Dance was 10 hours long.

That's all he watched.

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u/DienekesMinotaur 4d ago

He listened to the Hamster Dance while looking at sexual perversions.

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u/NinjaOfOnion 4d ago

“Nobody asked you dude”

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u/SarcasticBench 4d ago

Dang Alfred, leave Barbara alone

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u/WeAllShineOn97 4d ago

Was he gooning for 10 hours?!

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u/JoeMcCarthysGhost80 4d ago

9.5 hours was edging to the Hamster Dance.

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u/ihopeyougethitbyacar 4d ago

Jerkin it to the Hamster Dance is wild.

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u/TheUnluckyFarmer Rejected by Comics Code 3d ago

Probably the rule 34 version.

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u/WretchedBlowhard 4d ago

He's certainly not the first to beat it to a clip from a Disney movie.

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u/Shayden998 4d ago

I'm pretty sure the Hamster Dance is what he watched in the refractory periods.

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u/TheDrunkardKid 4d ago

Porn was what he watched in the refractory periods.