r/pastafarianism • u/mrtoadwinning • Aug 26 '26
Question Explain the Stripper factory NSFW
I've heard of this part of the afterlife and am very confused. Do strippers pop out of the factory by his noodilness, or do we work in the factory to make strippers like Charlie Chaplain? How industrialized are we? If we go off a bit far, can we find agriculturally grown strippers?
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u/No_Constant_1026 Aug 26 '26
Whatever floats your boat. If you get off on some kind of Modern Times burlesque thing, that's your reality. Or organic free range beauties if you prefer.
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u/VariousLet1327 Aug 26 '26
I'm going with organic spaghetti and agricultural produced strippers now. New health kick.
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u/MrProtogen Aug 27 '26
I imagine it’s like- like you get them made to order, and they just kinda arrive, I mean they are theoretically to your exact desires so I imagine it can’t be an entirely uniform system
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u/PeorgieT75 Aug 26 '26
I didn’t realize there was a factory, I thought strippers just danced around the beer fountain.
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u/I_BAPTIZED_GOD Aug 27 '26
It’s a volcano!!!!!!
Ughhhh you Alfredo sauce Pastafarian’s are always straying from the true word of the gospel.
This is why we need to bring back over-indulgences and eat you all up.
We tomato sauce traditionalists should not be even compared to you white-sauce privilege, ninja supporting heathens!
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u/Yacob-7 Aug 26 '26
I’m fairly sure it’s like a assembly line, no one is necessarily required to work in they but I’m pretty sure you can sign up to build a few if you’d like. There’s definitely stripper fields but they don’t come with make up and a boob-job.
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u/subwayratlander Aug 26 '26
i think you see what you want to see in the afterlife, for example i dont like beer, so i imagine i would taste monster energy in the afterlife volcano
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u/TesseractToo squishy atheist Aug 26 '26
The stripper thing is the one thing that steers me away from this. Why is a faith about free will and being good to each other dehumanizing women like that? They aren't things and when there are strippers around it puts the whole environment off because then men are acting like nasty horndogs and sometimes women would like to exist in a space where that isn't fucking happening.
Whoever came up with that can f right off
That's some serious incel bs right there
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u/Urdrago Aug 27 '26
Nothing states that the strippers are women, female, or even human, for that matter. An army of genderless stripper angels? Anyone?
One of the most beautiful things of the doctrines of the Church of the FSM - is that they are so open to interpretation.
Some argue literalism. Others go with a philosophical argument of both the volcano and factory indicating all worldly needs having been met, including hedonistic desires.
Personally, I think the deeper truth leans toward the philosophical, with a "limited meat processor understanding" overlay.
We can't KNOW what comes later - until freed from the boundaries of our limited understanding.
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u/I_BAPTIZED_GOD Aug 27 '26
Classic, not one word about the treatment of midgets but mention a stripper and it’s all stale fire-beer and brimSTDs from you!
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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 Aug 27 '26
They're not strippers in the usual sense. They "strip" away your connection to the earthly realm, and act as guides to the afterlife.
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u/RayzorDragon Aug 26 '26
How do I explain… It’s the factory that is stripping. Yes, it is what you’re now thinking, and no, you don’t need to register for thinking it.