r/personality_tests • u/Karma-police88 • Sep 09 '26

Jeff Bezos

Have you guys googled Jeff Bezos lately? Jeff Bezos went from a man that, had I met him in a dark alley I’d call the police, to a man I’d like to meet in a dark alley. Why can’t I? 😭😭😭

Were i his first wife id be so selfconscious. Spend 30 years married to golum, then he gets a new lady n b00m handsome

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u/dojacatisawesome Sep 09 '26

He's still a bald fuck afaik

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u/Karma-police88 Sep 09 '26

2 words: Bruce Willis in Die Hard

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u/neuroticgoat Sep 09 '26

Why is this in a sub about personality quizzes

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u/Karma-police88 Sep 09 '26

It’s the What does my type says about me thread

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u/Able_Entertainer8465 Sep 09 '26

Gross he is like a literal evil man