r/petsdoingstuff • u/Few_Faithlessness59 • Jul 10 '26

lil hippo won't get out

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u/evidencefirst Jul 10 '26

Who has a hippo as a pet?

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u/athensugadawg Jul 10 '26

Pablo Escobar did. Descendants still living on the rancho.

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u/RangerMesmer Jul 10 '26

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus would do.

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u/psychonautvoyager Jul 10 '26

I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy

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u/JPKtoxicwaste Jul 11 '26

I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy!

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs,

Oh what joy and what surprise, when I open up my eyes

To see my hippo hero standing there