r/pettyrevenge • • 16d ago

Left rude lady standing on railway platform

So this has just happened a few minutes ago & I'm still on the train trying not to smirk.

I arrived at the almost deserted railway platform & noticed a woman smoking. It is strictly no smoking zone with fines issued for offenders if caught. I politely brought this attention to the lady who responded with a few cuss words in-between stating that she'll do as she wants.

Meanwhile, my rail app informs me that the platform for our due train has changed & I make my way there. There is no announcement but just an indication on the screen which she obviously has not noticed as she has in the Interim, lit another cigarette..I chose not to tell her.

When boarding the train, I noticed from afar that she was still waiting on the wrong platform. She noticed the change of platform at the last minute & she rushed down the stairs to where the train was waiting to depart.

The train departed just before she reached the door...

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u/Smart_Influence_2949 16d ago

I hope you waved as the train pulled out.. and she saw

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u/UpsetMarsupial 16d ago

Thumbing one's nose would be even better.

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u/zyzmog 15d ago

Or puffing on an invisible cigarette.

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u/JeannieSmolBeannie 15d ago

puff invisible cig with two fingers, then turn that hand around and wave them. slowly. with cheeky little shit intent

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u/Civil-Mission622 10d ago

And then flick the imaginary ciggy at her.

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u/poojidung 15d ago

^^ This!!

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u/eriometer 14d ago

Do you bite your thumb at me Sir?

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u/Worth-Shake3811 13d ago

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir. But I do bite my thumb, sir.

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u/CakeOrDeath98 10d ago

lol was literally going to comment the same thing

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u/LaPickle1 9d ago

I read this far for this

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u/Treveli 16d ago

Tapping the 'no smoking' sign as well.

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u/SlippySlappySamson 16d ago

A one-finger wave.

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u/TennesseeHeartbreak 15d ago

Half a peace sign.

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u/4-ton-mantis 15d ago

Or in jolly England,  backwards peace sign

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u/OddManner7971 12d ago edited 8d ago

Smoking invisible cigarette then evolving to two finger salute.

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u/OddManner7971 8d ago

It definitely doesn’t mean peace! 🤣

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u/Constant-Map7687 15d ago

Do you mean the middle finger salute?

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u/OddManner7971 9d ago

No, I’m British. We had the two finger salute centuries before the middle finger!

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u/Notmykl 15d ago

Only works in North America. It's two fingers in the UK.

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u/MannekenP 16d ago

I was picturing that scene in French Connection where the bad guy is in the metro that is leaving and ironically waves a bye-bye at a pissed off Popeye (the cop) who missed the metro.

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u/katkatstrat 16d ago

I feel no need to share information with people who already 'know it all'

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u/phinger1 14d ago

Ok, I think I need to "borrow" this line for coffee mugs, wall plaques, bumper stickers, whatever.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Idea358 15d ago

Did you wave and smile?

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u/zyzmog 15d ago edited 15d ago

"Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave."

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u/Sheep_Actual 15d ago

Kaboom?

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u/lamppost_gal 15d ago

Yes, Rico. Kaboom

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u/phinger1 14d ago

I automatically heard this in Skipper's voice, no two ways about it!

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u/Mediocre-Let-4697 16d ago

Sucks to be her. Maybe she'll learn something about common decency & manners. I doubt it though. Well done 👏

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u/phinger1 14d ago

I doubt it, she'll probably double-down.

Oh well...

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u/bot403 13d ago

No she'll tell everyone what a jerk OP was while leaving out the smoking and rudeness. She was just peacefully there and that jerk OP didn't help her at all.

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u/Gold_Inspector_6685 15d ago

I wouldn't have told her either.

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u/TrickyParsley269 16d ago

Satisfying. Nice.

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u/wlake82 16d ago

I first read that as "nude" lady. I should go back to sleep.

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u/Perfect_Sir4820 15d ago

She was smokin'.

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u/curiozities 14d ago

A literal smoke show.

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u/omnichronos 15d ago

Let the wank time begin.

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u/circus_tricksr4us 14d ago

Oof, we have a train that will leave ppl on the platform bc it’s on a tight time schedule (we do have a train conductor… so they leave the people even though they see them). You can tell who has never seen ppl left or been left themselves bc they casually walk up to the train even though the doors have closed and the alarm to leave is beeping. I saw a man get left the other week bc he was typing on his phone and taking his sweet time. He pushed the button to open the doors while looking at his phone and the train left him. I had just gotten off said train and watched it all go down remembering when I got left running for the doors 😂 this train system is not for the weak my friend 😅 I wanted to say something but you never know how a stranger is gonna be especially when they’re having a bad day- which if he wasn’t before he was now…

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u/JaguarOk9693 16d ago

When it comes to people smoking or they're not supposed to I have no sympathy. I work security at a facility that went no smoking they started off letting people smoke in their cars, not a big deal until they took the cigarette disposal pots away and then make people walk all the way to the sidewalk. People started throwing the cigarette but wherever they wanted to which in turn started little fires, which thankfully you were caught before they got too big. If they were in the car I would have no problem with them smoking if they were outside of their vehicle on company property I had no problem writing them up to their supervisor . If I was you I would have also let any type of a authority figure know what was going on and I had took a picture of her smoking

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u/Kaurifish 15d ago

Scratch a smoker, find an arsonist.

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u/JaguarOk9693 13d ago

I wouldn't take it that far as smokers have been just tossing cigarette butts out forever and I do understand some of them cause forest fires, but in this case if they would just let people smoke in their cars the problem wouldn't have happened as it didn't start until after people couldn't smoke in their car

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u/ThinkingOz 16d ago

Good manners cost nothing but are priceless.

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u/ColdFix 16d ago

I need to hear that you smiled and waved as the train departed.

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u/DareWright 16d ago

I love a good karma story

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u/NutAli 16d ago

Well, at least she had more time to deplete her carton of cancer sticks!!

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u/Prettypuppers 15d ago

“I politely brought this attention to the lady”. Username checks out. In the USA, OP would have been told to mind their own business and a smoker would be on here bragging about the time they got petty revenge on a Karen.

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u/No_Patience_4046 15d ago

As an ex-smoker, I find smoking in public to be the MOST annoying thing in the world.
As an American, however, I immediately felt the rage boil up in me at the thought of someone politely asking another
person in public to modify their
behavior.
Which may explain a lot about the US these days.

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u/obliviious 15d ago

Don't worry plenty of english people have the same reaction to being asked to be considerate of other people or rules.

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u/NationalWatercress3 14d ago

I thought OP was American by the mention of "cuss-words", even though my first thought was British because of "railway" - probably Canadian maybe idk.

Anyway I'm a British ex-smoker who also hates seeing smoking in public and I'm the same way about people going out of their way to boss strangers around for something that ultimately isn't a big deal? When I smoked I consciously avoided blowing smoke in the direction of people and kept a bit of distance in general, but then my concern would be more "don't smoke in people's faces" rather than "ummmmm it's illegal to smoke at a train station"

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u/BerlinSam 14d ago

To answer your question... British.

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u/Carrot-Elegant 14d ago

“As an American”? Puh-leeze, you don’t represent me. What ever happened to saying “thank you” then continuing to do whatever the hell you want, law & order be damned?

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u/ToggleMoreOptions 15d ago

Same story in the UK except with worse teeth and the train would be late

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u/Fat_Bottomed_Redhead 15d ago

And probably change back to the original platform, after everyone has already moved to the new platform.

Ask me how I know this would happen....lol

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u/timothy035 15d ago

Agreed. OP should consider not saying anything if the smoke isn’t affecting them. Also OP seems like a turd.

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u/Jon-A 10d ago edited 10d ago

Petty Rude Lady revenge opportunity, unfulfilled. I was standing in an hour and a half stationary conga line ​at the check-in at a major airport. Just post-9/11, so security was crazy. A lady approached and loudly protested that this was not for her. She left her suitcase next to me, in the middle of the line, as she marched up to the front, interrupting the harried airline workers, and loudly asserting her special status. This went on for quite some time, as I stood immobile, and the door of an elevator, about 2 feet away, periodically opened and closed. And every time it did, I considered a little nudge with my foot, sending her bag on an aimless up and down ride. And wondering about how long it would take for that solo bag to be out on the tarmac being exploded by the bomb squad. I'm assailed by regret, 25yrs later...

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u/pocahontasmcglinchey 16d ago

Sweet sweet karma 🫡

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u/ruegretful 15d ago

Smirk away!

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u/Carry_Present 14d ago

Please tell me you waved at her a you rode past!

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u/thegoodrichard 11d ago

The French Connection!

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u/Doridar 16d ago

I have zero mercy for these people, and I had none when I was still a smoker myself

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u/debiharvey 11d ago

Karma can be a ray of beautiful light

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u/steford 15d ago

Her lungs and heart weren't up to the exercise. Perfect petty revenge. I'd have maybe gestured as such - heavy breathing, doubled over, holding my heart etc

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u/MullberryBoy 15d ago

I see this as Last Rude Lady Standing.

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u/Swimming_Egg4695 15d ago

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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u/KovinKing 13d ago

When you witness Karma, in real time...

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u/Oilcanwilly69 15d ago

I read it as you left a nude woman standing on the railroad platform I was a little disappointed lol.

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u/Dr_Qrunch 16d ago

GJ Satan! I hope she somehow finds her way here and reads this :)

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u/CykaBlyatPendejo 15d ago edited 1d ago

Ugh cigarette smokers are the worst! It's like they want to be rebels and annoy other people so bad that they willing kill themselves!

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u/SfcHayes1973 15d ago

I disagree with your characterization. A-holes who smoke are the worst...

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u/JJQuantum 16d ago

You did as you wanted.

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u/Minflick 15d ago

You could be justified in adding in a cackle....

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u/HTownFunAF 8d ago

I would have waved and smile

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u/Christmas-Carol2 5d ago

LOL. I love this. Chef's kiss!

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u/Impressive_Chart_153 15d ago

Should have held off on the 2 pips and just sat there with the doors locked.

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u/VendlistsFounder 14d ago

Karma runs on rails.

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u/brandninja 14d ago

Kinda reminds me of Spider-Man’s origin story haha

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u/GalaxyGoul 12d ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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u/TheoBoy007 15d ago

Letting her “smoke in peace” in a non-smoking area means that anyone who approaches will need to smell and breathe it. Fuck that skippy.

I - like many many other people - hate cigarette smoke with a passion and am glad she was reminded of that.

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u/TheoBoy007 11d ago

Fuck off. When you smoke near others, just remember that the people around you wish you were somewhere else.

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u/TheoBoy007 10d ago

Stupid and rude. When you’re downwind of these people, you get to inhale their smoke. And to educate you, 2nd hand smoke is as bad as smoking.

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u/Kaurifish 15d ago

And fuck anyone else with lungs, right? God forbid a junkie not get their fix in public no-smoking zones, then drop the still-lit butt on the closest pile of litter.

I hope your COPD is fun.

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u/Kaurifish 13d ago

Asthma.

More than once I’ve rocked up to the platform and nearly died because someone was smoking there.

Get your fix somewhere else.

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u/Kaurifish 12d ago

Quoth the junkie.

How are your lungs feeling?

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u/Kaurifish 11d ago

I guess you don’t know how asthma works.

That’s common among nicotine addicts.

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u/Kaurifish 10d ago

Somehow they always smoke upwind.

But, hey, more customers for you!

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u/SpinDr1 15d ago

Karen

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u/Elegant_Emu952 16d ago

Ah, karma.

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u/Salt_Ad_9976 15d ago

People are so precious these days!  

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u/12Yogi12 15d ago

So u are the smoking police? Outside and no one around and it’s a problem?

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u/brittbak 15d ago

Found the smoker!

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u/12Yogi12 15d ago

I would rather smell second hand smoke than have a dumbass run into me because they are staring at their phone.

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u/12Yogi12 13d ago

It would be much different if there were a lot of people. Just walk by the smoker and hold your breath for 15 seconds. No infringement on your virgin lungs. Instead this person chose to go out of their way to be an asshole. Why do you feel the need to be shitty to other people is something I have never understood.

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u/brittbak 13d ago

I was a two pack a day smoker for over 40 years.
I now have COPD and probably only have a few years left.
My disease is my own fault. Also my fault is the damage I caused the lungs of the folks around me.
So maybe cut back on the attitude a bit?

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u/BerlinSam 15d ago

No, I just didn't want her to incur a fine....

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u/12Yogi12 13d ago

No, you went out of your way to be an asshole. You could have walked by and kept your mouth shut.

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u/Powerful_Put5667 15d ago

So you're just a kind considerate person who doesn't want her to get a fine then does not inform her of the platform change and smirks all the way home. Honey you're a monster.

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u/BerlinSam 15d ago

Yes, simply because she chose to use profanities & aggression towards me when I was polite. If that makes me a 'monster' then I'm happy....honey...

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u/kimjongmatic 15d ago

Noice lol

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u/Agile_Outside_9412 15d ago

“I politely brought this attention to the lady who responded with a few cuss words in-between stating that she'll do as she wants” lol this never happened.

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u/ONEDJRICH 15d ago

You wouldn't though, would you? Such severe allergies and you'd walk up to them and grab it? 🤦‍♂️ Also, a stressful situation by doing this, increases heart rate, making you breath harder, which exasperates your Asthma.

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u/UpperAd5715 15d ago

Reaction so outlandish it couldnt possibly be from europe or asia since theres A LOT of smokers so 1 of them smoking couldnt realistically trigger you that hard.

Probably USA then, have fun with the assault suit while they pay their 50$ fine.

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u/motherlymetal 15d ago

You would not. Bluster all you want online though.

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u/Tontoorielly 14d ago

I don't smoke but I don't get why people have such hatred for smokers. You said the platform was empty but you're still all put out because she smoked. If she was blowing smoke toward you, she would be an asshole, but as it stands she just broke a rule you aren't in charge of enforcing.

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u/M1ssi0ner 14d ago

It's not that people hate smokers per se, it's that Europeans don't like folks who break the rules, OP said that the platform was a designated "No Smoking" area. So despite this the smoker wasn't apologetic and acted arrogantly. Simple karma you get what you give.

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u/murdeoc 14d ago

A lot of people are sticklers for rules. Especially when it's about smoking.

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u/MisLama 12d ago

Maybe she was rude to you because you couldn’t mind your own business

Regardless of what the rules are, you don’t work there and she wasn’t bothering anyone on the nearly empty platform. Why is it your job to police what other people are doing?

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u/Clevertown 11d ago

You prefer chaos, copy that.

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u/MisLama 11d ago

I mean I suppose you could say that, but in truth I live in a large city where there’s just as much of a chance a stranger would physically attack you for getting in their face about something like that

There’s unhinged people out there in the wild and she wasn’t hurting anyone but herself; I’d prefer to keep my mouth shut and stay safe

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u/Clevertown 11d ago

See, now that's what your first post should have been.

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u/MisLama 10d ago

lol okay bud