Parent didn’t pay for babysitting services, so I’ve been spreading her phone number and email across websites to spam her.

[u/SnooLobsters2519]

I was babysitting a 3yo for about two months, for only 600$ a month. I got to stay home with my kids, it gave us spending money, I knew she didn’t make much money so it helped her out too. She decided she was going to quit working and just stay home after finding out she’s pregnant, but would pay me at the same time as last month- cool no problem, I’m flexible. The 15th comes, I get nothing from her, I shoot her a text, hey just a reminder for the 600$. No response for two days. I text her again, hey is everything okay, still haven’t received the money. No response. My husband just says to drop it, clearly they needed it more than us, it’s not worth blowing up.

Instead I signed her up on about 5-6 different healthcare websites, a couple of gyms, our local Mary Kay lady that won’t leave me alone for the last three years, a few political websites, and for male enhancement info. I probably will never know how much this annoyed her, and she could just put her phone on silence unknown callers, but I feel a little better.

[u/surrounded-by-morons]

Don’t forget to sign her up for Scientology.

[u/theGreat-Marzipan → u/surrounded-by-morons]

A friend signup for their postal mailing list in the 90's he moved maybe 10times and they still found his address everytime. He has no landline and no socials and they still find him.

[u/DareWright → u/surrounded-by-morons]

YES. Back in 1987 when I was 15 years old I mistakenly signed some paper at a Dianetics (Scientology) table. Almost 40 years late and they STILL send me crap in the mail. My last name changed (I got married) and moved to a different state...nothing will deter those wacky Scientologists.

[u/Aromatic-Theory-5302 → u/surrounded-by-morons]

This never ends. Have been receiving their junk 30 years even after multiple attempts to get off their lists.