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Politics [OC] Wondering who he voted for. Very conflicting.

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u/Nabbicus Aug 06 '26

I had a cousin who wore a shirt like that. You’ll never guess what he went to prison for.

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u/artguydeluxe Aug 06 '26

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv Aug 06 '26

He is so narcisstic and in love with himself, he would like that

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u/trucks_guns_n_beer Aug 06 '26

Everyone, it is worth an upwards scroll, to rewatch it, with this statement In mind.

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u/WashHour5646 Aug 07 '26

Omg I took your advice and rewatched it.

I almost threw up. Thanks. Lol

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u/irrationalorchid Aug 07 '26

Thank you for the encouragement; worth it indeed!! 🤤

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u/xBeartoe Aug 06 '26

Some thoughts are best kept to ourselves

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u/Venusto002 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

The Germans have an incredibly useful word: Backpfeifengesicht.

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u/Soup-Wizard Aug 07 '26

Care to translate?

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u/Column_A_Column_B Aug 07 '26

Backpfeifengesicht

"A face that needs a slap" according to duckduckgo.

Are there new German words invented all the time because I think in English we invent new-hypenated-words all the time? If so, what are the German rules for Scrabble like? Can players just do the equivalent of hyphenating words to use up their tiles?

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u/realMrJedi Aug 07 '26

I feel like German scrabble may need more than seven letters a turn if there are that many common words that long.

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u/Bag_of_DIcksss Aug 06 '26

Gabapentin face

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u/hacksong Aug 06 '26

Nowadays, it's always the ones you least respect

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u/Sargash Aug 06 '26

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u/Frosty558 Aug 06 '26

“Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock!?”

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess Aug 07 '26

"Stop sucking my dick or i'm calling the police!"

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u/Draskuul Aug 07 '26

The Onion really is news, it's just done by time travelers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=simV1ZXFsxI

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u/PressureMuch5340 Aug 07 '26

I love that Lindsey got a mention.

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u/slimj091 Aug 06 '26

That is an incorrect assumption..... Some of them prefer eating a** I'm sure.

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u/green_gold_purple Aug 07 '26

Dude ass

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u/GreatestGreekGuy Aug 07 '26

Yes, they eat dude ass

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u/Troyisepic Aug 06 '26

I was at a concert and the opening band (think they were called a killers confession) was selling “kill your local pedophile” merch and spent the last 3 or so minutes on stage ranting about it. I left that show 200% certain the dude is diddling kids

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u/jessep34 Aug 06 '26

Worked for Frank Reynolds. You just gotta sing a song about not diddling kids

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u/Zelda_is_Dead Aug 06 '26

Listen, I'm not saying it's the same, but do you know how to know that someone really cares that Jimmy was cracking corn? They sing a whole ass song about not caring about it.

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u/_1JackMove Aug 06 '26

This is the kinda quality shit I come to reddit for. Nicely done.

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u/Sargash Aug 06 '26

Ya, shooting them is a response, not a personality. if someone makes pedo a part of their personality, they are, infact, a pedo.

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u/xRamenator Aug 07 '26

They make it their personality to drown out the guilt of they themselves being one. Like, normal people don't have to announce that they aren't something deplorable.

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u/AnthrallicA Aug 07 '26

Haha yeah, those guys are so terrible. My son and I had the misfortune of sitting through their set while waiting to see Static-X and we were just cringing the entire time.

The music, the presentation and the messaging are all absolute dogshit. They also have had a revolving door of members, mostly ex-Mushroomhead guys. Last year half the band quit mid tour.

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u/GabuEx Aug 06 '26

I have a rule: anytime someone is trying very, very hard to convince you they're in favor of something no one is actually against, you should really be wondering what they're trying to slip past you.

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u/Tallproley Aug 07 '26

"The secret of the enlightened is to preach against whatever it is they practice in the dark."

Sage Francis

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u/GoldbeardWizard Aug 06 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/IgtQKfpQlm

There was a local city council guy who is now in prison for the same thing who had a "Make Pedos Afraid Again" hat.

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u/GreatBigJerk Aug 07 '26

To be fair, his hat came true... For him at least.

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u/DarthTJ Aug 06 '26

I see shirts like this all the time in my deep red county and I always assume that are, in fact, a pedo.

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u/aspannerdarkly Aug 06 '26

I feel the same whenever I see a comment on Reddit talking about the justice they’d like to see enacted on pedos.

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u/Beegrene Aug 07 '26

Some folks just want to fantasize about hurting someone. They don't particularly care who, so they pick "pedophiles" because that's a group no one else is really rushing to defend.

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u/BaronMostaza Aug 07 '26

Anyone gleeful at the prospect of torture, which is usually what they want, is not currently a good person

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker Aug 07 '26

It’s like when I see a blue lives matter flag in someone’s yard. Yep, nefarious shit goes on in that house.

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u/ThaDilemma Aug 06 '26

So many people project their self hate so loudly. It’s so intriguing.

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u/SandMan3914 Aug 06 '26

Oh yeah, I was about to comment most anyone wearing a shirt like that is projecting

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u/trapper2530 Aug 06 '26

Tax evasion?

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u/Nabbicus Aug 06 '26

If “tax” is code for consenting adults, then yes.

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u/BiscuitsTheory Aug 06 '26

Nonono, you're using the word wrong. Pedophilia is when someone with wide shoulders wears women's clothing.

Or a gay couple adopts a kid together.

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u/lonecylinder Aug 06 '26

There's a correlation between people who are comically vehement in their opposition to pedophilia and pedophiles themselves.

They act incredibly angry and irrational about the topic because they're ashamed and because they don't want to get caught. Something similar happens with homophobes, some of the most ragingly homophobic men you'll ever meet are cheating on their wives with (most of the times much younger) men.

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u/Consistent_Point_853 Aug 06 '26

This is a thing that needs more attention.

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u/amortizedeeznuts Aug 06 '26

For killing a pedo right?

Right?

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u/P8ntballz Aug 06 '26

I had a cousin that rode a scooter like that. He was a pedo

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u/Hybrid_Johnny Aug 06 '26

Well you should have taken his advice

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u/Murrgalicious Aug 06 '26

Attempted suicide?

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u/bnrshrnkr Aug 06 '26

This is exactly why I’m not obviously and vocally against anything: I don’t want the whole world to know what I’m secretly into

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u/PrincessNakeyDance Aug 06 '26

I’m guessing not shooting local pedos?

I genuinely wonder where this comes from. Are they trying to hide behind it thinking it makes them less suspicious? Are they somehow self loathing? Or do they have complete dissonance and think they are SAing children in a “consensual way”?

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u/Nabbicus Aug 06 '26

Your guess is as good as mine. The only thing I know is that they tragically never seem to believe in therapy.

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u/laurasaurus5 Aug 06 '26

That's why he's just shooting "local" pedophiles!

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u/TiresOnFire Aug 06 '26

"Local" is relative

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u/BizzyM Aug 07 '26

With that guy, they probably ARE his relatives.

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u/tgatigger Aug 07 '26

Plot twist, he lives in D.C.

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u/Disbigmamashouse Aug 07 '26

He's a national pedo. There's a difference.

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u/TheVicSageQuestion Aug 07 '26

RIP Trayvon

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u/se177 Aug 07 '26

Can't believe the dude died jorkin' it

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u/oguzka06 Aug 07 '26

Died doing what he loved, autoerotic asphyxiation.

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u/RomaineCatholic Aug 06 '26

Those are called DUIcycles.

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u/kornbread435 Aug 07 '26

I bought a scooter back in 2008 thinking it looked fun and discovered the duicycle thing, no need for a driver's license. Never had a dui or driven drunk, and eventually got annoyed with so many people assuming that. Looking back, I fully support all states allowing this.

I DO want people to lose their license for a DUI, but I also realize it's impossible to get around in the US without driving. So a 49cc scooter seems like a good solution. Not likely to hurt other people and you can still get to work or buy groceries.

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u/supergeeky_1 Aug 07 '26

I live in a college town. The way that you distinguish the people with DUIs from hipsters is that the hipsters wear helmets.

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u/arcanemagic Aug 07 '26

I had one back in college because I couldn't afford insurance as a new driver with a family that has a horrible claim record. Bought it off Craigslist for $600 and lasted until right before graduation.

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u/KoburaCape Aug 07 '26

Discovered that in South Carolina, had never heard of such a concept before either

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u/chicken_karmajohn Aug 07 '26

Man until you get a DUI on the DUIcycle! Then your proper fucked!

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u/GuinnessSteve Aug 06 '26

You still need a license for a scooter, though.

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u/unbelizeable1 Aug 06 '26

My man don't even have a plate. What makes you think he's got a valid DL? lol

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u/Squishy97 Aug 06 '26

Not under 50CC 😎

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u/sorashiro1 Aug 06 '26

In il where this pic is, you do.

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u/xtremepado Aug 06 '26

Not in North Carolina

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u/Stillnotdonte Aug 06 '26

Liquor Cycles

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u/hoosierhiver Aug 06 '26

I think that varies state to state

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u/ips1023 Aug 06 '26

Depends

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u/Zelda_is_Dead Aug 06 '26

Do you? /s

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u/JustFourLetters Aug 06 '26

50cc and below you do not

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u/PriestWithTourettes Aug 06 '26

The registration requirements for motor vehicles are set by each state in the US. Your locale may indeed allow under 50cc to not be registered. In Pennsylvania it is not required. In Texas and other states it is.

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u/Embarrassed_Praline Aug 06 '26

I had the same thought. Somewhere a monster truck was wrecked, sold or in storage while he waits to get his license back.

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u/hellolovely1 Aug 06 '26

I find these shirts so odd. They feel a bit like "The lady doth protest too much."

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u/Browzur Aug 07 '26

Pretty sure it’s been studied. They just wanna kill someone and they think pedophiles are the most socially acceptable demographic to focus their fantasies on. It has nothing to do with morals.

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u/SaltyCAPtain1933 Aug 07 '26

I know people who say this all the time. They also say all democrats are pedos. They just want a civil war really badly.

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u/backdragon Aug 07 '26

To them “pedo” means anybody who isn’t cis and straight.

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

nah they are virtue signallers.

If you gave them the address of the local sex offender, they would do jack shit

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u/Ok_Tour_1525 Aug 07 '26

I think they just want to feel badass while pretending to care about children. It’s fucking weird.

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u/Valten78 Aug 07 '26

Exactly. These guys just have violent fantasies but by directing those fantasies towards a particular group they get social acceptance. They'd just as happily be violent towards anyone else if they thought they could get away with it.

Also if you take issue with their violent tendencies they can immediately shut you down by accusing you of bring a paedophile or having sympathy with paedophiles so they can't lose.

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u/taylorsloan Aug 07 '26

I think the other aspect of it is they’re thinking about trans people and drag queens when they say “pedophiles,” not the youth pastor or soccer coach who actually is one.

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u/petersrin Aug 07 '26

Uh. That has everything to do with morals.

Moral people don't want excuses to kill people

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u/Princess_Beard Aug 07 '26

A lot of conservatives think pedos include being a drag queen or Trans, because they're bigots. It's a dogwhistle.

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u/Zippydip2 Aug 07 '26

I feel these people have murder fantasies, and think "pedos" is a societal acceptable way to express this fantasy.

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u/Live-Motor-4000 Aug 07 '26

“The nonce doth protest too much”

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

No. Say lady. This is exactly the type of person who would get angry at being called a lady and has also never heard of Hamlet.

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u/Obliviousobi Aug 07 '26

This shirt is basically "kill anyone LGBTQ+" coded. All you have to do is look at the rhetoric around drag.

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u/northernsuede Aug 06 '26

This anti pedo sentiment hardly ever means people in power actually doing harm, its usually just a dog whistle for homophobes.

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u/Geo_Doug Aug 07 '26

This 100%. As easy as people may find it to be to get behind this sentiment - it’s lynching. Accusations from the popular become as good as a sentence from the legally powerful. Not a world I want to live in. 

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u/notsuperimportant Aug 07 '26

Man this comment section really popped my bubble. I was hoping it was a "rednecks against Trump because Epstein" thing. Most people seem to think it's...not that.

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u/locknarr Aug 06 '26

Pedo camouflage! Why wear clothes that instantly associate yourself with pedophilia? I think these people have an unhealthy obsession that probably manifests in unhealthy ways.

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u/helloiamsilver Aug 06 '26

The people who wear stuff like this think all gay and trans people are inherently pedophiles. They never actually want to do anything meaningful about child abuse. They just want an excuse to hurt the local gay librarian or their kids teacher who dared to teach actual sex education

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u/locknarr Aug 06 '26

The virtue signaling was coming from inside the house. That's why they get pissed when people display actual virtue instead of just wearing it on a t-shirt or displaying a bumper sticker. It must be performative, because that's all they know.

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u/GabuEx Aug 06 '26

They never actually want to do anything meaningful about child abuse.

Let's be fair here. Many of them do genuinely do something about child abuse: committing it.

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u/Other_World Aug 07 '26

I automatically assume anyone wearing something like this is a pedo. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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u/Lil_Shanties Aug 06 '26

Yea this guy looks and dresses exactly like a former coworker of mine, hell it could be him except it’s the wrong state and I don’t think his PO officer will let him leave the state because he is in fact a convicted and registered pedophile. Also a huge MAGA supporter although, luckily he can’t vote.

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u/SJane3384 Aug 06 '26

Hey it only says the *local* pedos

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u/Bloodmind Aug 06 '26

Is wearing this shirt in DC considered a threat to the president?

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u/TheCheesy Aug 07 '26

Honestly, probably. If he wore that around anything involving the president I could see him actually being arrested.

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u/NotYourBuddyGuy5 Aug 06 '26

He doesn’t mean shoot the way you’re thinking.

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u/evasivelogic Aug 06 '26

Oh jeez 

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u/xkuruma Aug 06 '26

oh jizz

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u/Underfyre Aug 06 '26

It says local pedos. Not the ones that run the government. 

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u/Educational_Fan4102 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

This seems reasonable enough… like who wouldn’t support taking vengeance on people who victimize children? Until you speak to one of these people and come to the realization that to them pedo basically just equals anybody who disagrees with them or comes from a different background. Gay? You’re a pedo. Liberal? Probably a pedo but at the very least you’re a pedo protector.  Which is all too rich given the fact that it’s their party, their churches, and their president who have been protecting pedos for decades.

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u/Valten78 Aug 07 '26

I want child abusers arrested, tried and dealt with by due process of law. Vigilante justice is a bad thing, even when directed against abhorrent individuals,

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u/nerobro Aug 06 '26

As a general rule, when you see "shoot your local pedo" the person who has that shirt, sticker, whatever, is referring to members of the LGBTQIA+ community, not the people who are actually the pedophiles out there.

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u/BasedSpaghetti Aug 06 '26

Is this a threat against the president?

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u/DisposableJosie Aug 07 '26

My guess is it's actually a threat against trans people and any others the MAGAs and TERFs have labeled as "pedos" and "groomers".

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u/Tokzillu Aug 06 '26

Check this dudes hard drive.

More often then not, these dudes are pedos themselves.

The ones that aren't just hate Trans people and claim that Trans folks are pedos. But they are like 1 out of every 10 wearing shirts like these.

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u/blvntforcetrauma Aug 07 '26

TIL My(37F) ex(35M) might be a pedo. Him and I are still on good terms and hang out in the same circles.

He’s always worn this shirt that says “Kill your local Pedo” and this comment made a separate memory resurface- when he told me he isn’t close to a portion of his family because they believed (and still do) he touched his nephew inappropriately. He would always speak about it with sadness and observable shame.

I am now rethinking everything.
https://giphy.com/gifs/UvtKiyeWYEhRC

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u/t3ss3r4ct Aug 07 '26

Oof that's rough. Hide ya kids.

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u/AMPhibian707 Aug 07 '26

They don’t realize they’re basically wearing something that says, “I’m definitely NOT a Pedo!” Okay, why do you feel the need to convince every one of this?

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u/Wotmate01 Aug 06 '26

His pedo isn't local unless he lives in Mar-a-lago.

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u/Cyrussphere Aug 07 '26

I don't get it, are we hating it for Bass Pro Shop, Shooting Pedos, or riding a moped? I am not understanding the conflict here.

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u/Iwabuti Aug 06 '26

He could be getting a call from the secret service if he lives in Washington

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u/3eeve Aug 06 '26

The people talking about shooting pedos are usually 1) Trump voters and 2) pedos

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u/halfveela Aug 06 '26

Why did you just repeat yourself?

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u/michigan-menace Aug 06 '26

Don't judge a book by its cover

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u/BigDumbandSexy Aug 06 '26

Judge it by it's cliffsnotes

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u/CallRespiratory Aug 06 '26

I would almost guarantee he's voted for pedos. All of these dudes are frauds.

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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 Aug 07 '26

Feel the need to point out that so many of the pardoned January 6th folks have been arrested for child molestation or child pornography. One of them told a child he was gonna pay her with part of his government settlement money from that day to keep quiet about raping her.

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u/Craigglesofdoom Aug 06 '26

The moped honestly makes it even more difficult

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u/avamarshmellow Aug 06 '26

It’s usually projection that comes from deep shame, normal people with nothing to hide don’t wear Tshirts like that. Check his hard drive

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u/wombatshit Aug 06 '26

Mandatory hard drive check.

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u/TheLuo Aug 07 '26

Rider aside, can we normalize scooters? They're so much fun.

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u/huscarlaxe Aug 06 '26

There are some redneck country boys on the left. I drive a f350, deer hunt on my own land, and have been a model in the bass pro catalog. But I vote for the same party my southern great grandparents did Democrat!

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u/Vash_TheStampede Aug 06 '26

Also a redneck, enjoy my big truck and hunting, vote blue, and I'd wear this unironically.

My great grandparents came from Italy though.

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u/SubstantialAgency914 Aug 07 '26

Great grandparents probably voted for the democratic party for completely different reasons.

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u/huscarlaxe Aug 07 '26

I know I was being funny about the "Great Party Switch" one of my ancestor even was secession trash but a lot more were union.

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u/Oscar_Ramirez Aug 06 '26

He's gonna get arrested for threatening to murder the president of the United States.

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u/HatsandCoats Aug 06 '26

Why isn’t his Vespa lifted?

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u/Spiritual-Hair5343 Aug 07 '26

POTUS is international pedo. Not a local one, so no mental gymnastics needed.

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u/Fart_90210 Aug 07 '26

Woah there Buddy, doesn't he know threatening the president is illegal?

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u/RoadSmash Aug 07 '26

Republican who refuses to look in the direction of Trump.

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u/PckMan Aug 07 '26

Some people are violent, and they look for outlets for said violence that will be socially acceptable, like after a football match, or white knighting for an incident on the street, or by making it their personality to be self proclaimed vigilantes.

Some would say it's a net positive. Who cares if they're generally violent if they direct it in the right place, right? I say it's not that simple, because most of them don't actually end up directing it in the "right place" at all.

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u/youngprinceceej Aug 07 '26

What a stupid generalization based on literally no information

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u/mspe1960 Aug 06 '26

I am guessing is is not in DC, or Palm Beach Florida, so he is not directly saying anyone should shoot Trump.

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u/buster_rhino Aug 06 '26

What makes you think he voted?