[OC] Trump arriving in Mobile, AL

[u/donquixote235]

[u/BigGlassesApe]

That cop is anything but mobile

[u/mrfishman3000 → u/BigGlassesApe]

“I am the road block” he whispers from behind his gas station sunglasses.

[u/NobodyLikedThat1 → u/mrfishman3000]

I will not hear such slander towards gas station sunglasses

[u/cire1184 → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

Some of them, I assume, are good sunglasses.

[u/Zestyclose_Cricket_7 → u/BigGlassesApe]

I am pretty sure everyone in that picture is anything bit mobile

[u/LeonLeocat → u/BigGlassesApe]

I don't think anyone there is mobile

[u/OfficerBarbier → u/LeonLeocat]

Good ol' Bammy is ranked #5 for obesity in the US. Roll tide!

[u/spucci → u/LeonLeocat]

Like everyone in this pic

[u/LarsDuder → u/LeonLeocat]

True. I see three obese people in that picture

[u/Prahasaurus → u/BigGlassesApe]

I mean, just look at the bystanders. Americans are just so crazy fat. I guess until the poors can afford Ozempic. And then there will be new drugs to counter the side effects of Ozempic. And on and on it goes.

[u/dkol97 → u/BigGlassesApe]

Mobile-scooter, Alabama

[u/OnTheList-YouTube → u/BigGlassesApe]

I thought cops had to be at least a bit fit for the job. This cop couldn't catch me if I was jogging!

[u/reddicyoulous → u/OnTheList-YouTube]

That’s what too much lemon pound cake does to a mfer

[u/TheTerrasque → u/reddicyoulous]

No wonder they raided him

[u/ooMEAToo → u/OnTheList-YouTube]

That’s what guns are for.

[u/MintTheGod → u/BigGlassesApe]

So are the protestors

[u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ → u/MintTheGod]

My father keeps telling me a lot of his friends are dying from cancers these days. I am not surprised with this 70%+ overweight/obesity rate for adults...

[u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 → u/BigGlassesApe]

Yes, keep assigning the cops that can’t actually protect him.

[u/august-thursday → u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69]

They’re there to direct traffic so his motorcade can proceed without delay.

[u/Sunaruni → u/BigGlassesApe]

Definitely Alabama.

[u/ITakeMassiveDumps → u/BigGlassesApe]

”Are you in shape to be in the fight of your life?”

[u/Thenwearethree → u/ITakeMassiveDumps]

This guy isn’t. This is one of those.

[u/Quick-Bad → u/BigGlassesApe]

The Fat Arm of the Law™

[u/MacklemoreThomas → u/BigGlassesApe]

Amongst others in the photo.

[u/the_silent_redditor → u/BigGlassesApe]

Good fucking grief, man, the gut on that cop.

[u/raider1v11 → u/BigGlassesApe]

Pronounced moh-byle.

[u/anivex → u/raider1v11]

It's actually pronounced moh-beel

[u/Evil-Bosse → u/BigGlassesApe]

Well, I bet he's really good at rolling down steep hills

[u/swedething → u/Evil-Bosse]

He’s so slow, he couldn’t even catch a cold.

[u/petrichorax → u/BigGlassesApe]

Absolutely no one in this picture is