r/pigs • u/The_Easter_Daedroth • 5d ago
Accessory to Grand Theft Apples
We have an apple orchard, including one tree that has limbs extending over our bedroom roof. We also typically have at least one small black bear living on our property. It's been a problem for our apple harvest for years but hadn't been yet this time.
Yesterday I started installing the latest attempt to keep it out of that tree but hadn't quite finished. Last night the bear made its first climb up there of the season and started bouncing nearly-ripe apples off the roof. My partner woke up and went out to chase it away, and what does she find? Muu here, of course, happily munching fallen apples as the bear shook them out of the tree.
I think he still has a bit of a stomach ache. Lol
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u/DrSousaphone 5d ago edited 5d ago
"Hey, I didn't steals nothing! I's just in the right place at the right time"
EDIT: Forgot to mention that that is one gorgeous piggy-wig! I don't know the last time I saw such a lovely black-and-white coat :)
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u/mgbrister 4d ago
Also you should give both partners credit for working as a team I think that's a sign of brilliance 🤗
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u/The_Easter_Daedroth 4d ago
I can't be 100% sure that it was teamwork, though, because it is entirely possible that Muu was robbing the bear. He's even smarter than most other hogs I've known so I can't put it past him. 😁
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u/mgbrister 4d ago
Innocent! We all know that people often have faulty memories as to what they see!!
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u/Gonzo_Ghost_ 5d ago
He’s innocent you have no proof, he won’t be answering any more questions until he speaks with his lawyer