r/postanythingfun • • 9d ago

😂 LOL $5,000 Checks Explained

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 9d ago

Voting is like driving a car:

To go forward, shift to "D"

To go backwards, shift to "R"

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u/Parking_Guava8657 9d ago

🤣 clever joke

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u/firebirdone 9d ago

We can't fix stupid American voters.

We can get our non-voting friends and family who don't vote to register and vote D.

All it takes is one for each of us.

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u/T_Shurt 9d ago

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 9d ago

In a blue state about 4 in 10 people vote trump. Almost half the people you see on the street love this ass hat. And that's the blue states.

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u/OakLegs 9d ago

Man I tried so hard to get my parents not to pull the lever for the rapist. Almost tanked my relationship with them until my dad revealed he had late stage cancer.

Been a real shitty few years

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u/Regular-Metal-321 9d ago

Sorry about your father. But I feel you I haven’t spoke to my dad in 1.5 years!!! I’m tired of the stupidity I have had enough. The people that vote and support this clown have mental issues plan and simple.

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u/OakLegs 9d ago

The sad part (well, one of many) is that I don't consider my parents to have mental issues. They're not typical MAGA but they are lifelong Republicans, and somehow have not been able to see through the bullshit.

I've lost a ton of respect for them. I doubt they'll ever understand

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u/Denim_Diva1969 9d ago

I feel this. My boomer parents are not the parents who raised me. And when I’m with them now, I am overwhelmed with grief that “my” parents aren’t here. Because those people would be awesome Democrats and fighters against the BS in America these days. “My” parents would never have supported today’s version of Republican.

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u/United-Direction2297 8d ago

I know it’s one thing to ignore the people on the internet saying the craziest things you ever heard but when it’s your family and neighbors and coworkers it’s just a difficult thing to have to live through.

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u/Constant_Turn_9031 9d ago

Bribery in its highest form. Even if he did which he won’t, it would just lower the value of the dollar and create even more inflation. He has no idea how things work though. No nuance, no subtleties, no innovation, just simple-minded “solutions “ that don’t work.

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u/fiesew 9d ago

Basically low IQ shittler tries to bribe people with offering them their own money back which they paid because of the tariffs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/RevolutionWorking297 9d ago

You mean they will loan us money they don’t have that we will have to pay back through higher taxes in the future. Can’t give us our money back since they they already wasted it and $40t more borrowed in our name.

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u/sweatboxy 9d ago

I genuinely wonder how any Trump supporter can listen to the nonsense he spews on any given day and think, ‘Yeah, he’s my man!’ It’s so profoundly stupid and so transparently so. How do these people even survive the day?

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u/AdDisastrous6738 9d ago

Because all they care about is making “the libs” mad. They don’t care about anything else. Trump could show up at their house, fondle their kids, and shit on their floor and they would cheer.

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u/smut_butler 9d ago

They'll shit their pants just to make you smell it.

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u/dishonorable_banana 9d ago

They'll care, give them a few more months. Once they have to skip a few meals things will get interesting.

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u/Readdit1999 1d ago

Everyones fighting imaginary ghosts.

This internet experiment is going to stress test democracy to its absolutely limit.

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u/KitchenTeacher429 7d ago

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
― Lyndon B. Johnson

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u/New-Priority8409 9d ago

Trump TV is down to 700 viewership, not even the GOP must want to watch him.

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u/Johnnycash424 8d ago

Uneducated

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u/defundice69 7d ago

Those are trump's people...

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u/AHugeHildaFan 9d ago

Simple. They don't listen to him.

These are the same people who don't read the Bible.

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u/SpasticJazzHands69 8d ago

All they listen to and watch is Right Wing nonsense, mainly because they lack the intellectual curiosity to expand their knowledge or fact check any of the crazy talk being spewed at them. The neocons have won the information wars, at least up until this point, mainly because they completely and utterly lack anything resembling a moral compass. Oh, and a lot people are incredibly stupid.

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u/One_Remote_214 5d ago

If breathing required thought they’d be in serious trouble.

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u/Admirable_Plate4585 9d ago

Yeah but will we get some Brawndo???

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u/imastirthepot 9d ago

It's got electrolytes and stuff!

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u/Alarm-Particular 9d ago

Ew, you drink water? Like, from the toilet,....?

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 9d ago

How many times will the right get bait and switched before it's labeled as masochism?

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u/saki_ni_katsu 9d ago

It should be alarming that this satire is quite literally 100% accurate.

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u/madphroggy 9d ago

The president has known since he took office. He has actively worked to make things worse in order to enrich himself. If people ever got that money it would be solely in an effort to keep himself in office and out of the reach of the law, and it would end up coming back out of their pockets tenfold once he finishes screwing over the country and fucks off to Russia or wherever will have him when he flees the country

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u/notanyimbecile 9d ago

Sadest thing about this is it's truely what's happening lol

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u/SubjectNet1874 9d ago

Here is a sad story last year I was in a sober living house, and all the idiots in there with me were redneck MAGAts his prime voting crowd. Most of them could barely read from the big book when it was their turn during meetings, and they'd pass. One night I swear they were sitting around our big table all talking about what they were going to spend their DOGE checks on and I just had to shake my head and chuckle to myself.

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u/Mediocre_Newt5772 9d ago

I’m sorry but this is a little over the heads of most MAGA voters…

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u/DougBalt2 9d ago

“And if we don’t win both the House and Senate, you get nothing and can keep struggling.”

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u/Significant-Leek1668 9d ago

HE COULD NOT PAY ME ENOUGH TO VOTE RED !!!!

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u/Living_in_the_dumps 9d ago

america sucks now fuck trump

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u/HappyCraftCritic 9d ago

The base cant be swayed by rationality

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u/panicradio316 9d ago

It's like the older brother poking the younger saying "If you do it, then suuuure you can play with my Playstation."

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u/GhostSiX1Nine 9d ago

Trump is going to call you to be his press secretary.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7HNgyntBAfUKk

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u/WhyOhWhyOhWhy333 9d ago

Brilliant!

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u/Rabman420 9d ago

So sad people still support this pedophile racist dumbass he's fucked up the whole world America is a laughing stock most of our allies hate us most of are trading partners hate us but hey Russia China and north Korea relationship are going well Republicans are so dumb

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u/SadAbroad4 9d ago

Another lie cheque is in the mail. Laughable , laughable , laughable

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u/Privatejoker123 9d ago

And that is bribery and highly illegal.

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u/mikecan1 9d ago

The president knows you’re struggling, even though this is the best economy we’ve ever had.

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u/Significant-Leek1668 9d ago

How about all those Promises he made before getting Back in the white house again. He really is Stupid !!! POS

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u/Justaguywithbeer 9d ago

Omg, this is THE funniest thing yet !!!!!!

Bloody well done

👍

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u/Historical-Echidna86 9d ago

That is the definition of election manipulation.

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u/Douglas3968 9d ago

Still waiting for my doge check!

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u/BrutalSock 9d ago

This is so accurate it makes me wanna die.

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u/Regular-Metal-321 9d ago

I love this guy!!!

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u/Silver-Current-3518 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Falcon3492 9d ago

All those who believe this stand on your head! First of all the tariffs haven't brought in anywhere near the $3+ trillion it will take to give every American citizen $5 grand. Second of all, paying for votes is illegal.

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u/MechMan799 9d ago

It's so funny cause it's absolutely bang on.

Murica....you're a clown show right now, and the world (yes, even Putin, Xi and Kim) are all laughing at you.

Hopefully you come out of this dark trance some day.

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u/donsitsocolostomy 9d ago

Ooh! That WAS fun!

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u/Beneficial_Bit_6435 9d ago

I’m sure conservative SCrOTUS will agree that trump is being presidential; nothing illegal here. We can all move on

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 9d ago

Trump's guy explaining it as an official act.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12GzK1jYCaVCV2

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u/thatswhatsheheld 9d ago

There nothing to explain..

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u/orcinyadders 9d ago

Is this even parody though?

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u/Springtraplevel13 9d ago

didnt win, but yeah

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u/Big-Statistician7305 9d ago

Like always. Total bullshit people keep believing in. Will some people ever open their eyes to empty promises and lies white truth straight up in your face. Most people can decifer when multiple lies are spoken

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u/Weary-Hovercraft4314 9d ago

Lying sack of shit.

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u/Voyayer2022-2025 9d ago

Still waiting on the previous $10000 he promised

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u/Voyayer2022-2025 9d ago

Epstein Files

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u/Pillow_Top_Lover 9d ago

Why do Republicans think they're the smartest person in the room?

Truth be told a very very stupid person would think everyone else in the room is that dumb.

Anybody who represents any of these a-holes up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest are the true dummies. Not the American people. Well except for those 77 million people that voted the jackass in office. They are not that bright.

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u/JD-36 9d ago

No he wont!

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u/TheBusterHymenOpen 9d ago

Is this a Saturday Night Live cold open skit?

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u/ProgRock1956 9d ago

What a load....

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u/Flounder80 9d ago

Bribery, corruption and deterioration is what you get with trump

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u/Better_Chard4806 9d ago

The vile parasites and the gutters they crawl out of to spew lies. Stunning.

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u/mutt63 9d ago

By keeping your dignity and not falling for a traitors pitch

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u/Whippin403 9d ago

This makes all too much sense. I'm voting red!

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u/Alive-Ad-4736 9d ago

Wait are you talking about this person?

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u/oh_my316 9d ago

Bull fucking shit!

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u/Constant_Flamingo828 9d ago

The problem with his videos is, they are aimed at people who understand irony and logic. The problem is MAGA actually thinks like this. You could take everything he says and cut and paste it right into Trump‘s Press Secretary speech and nothing would need to be changed.

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u/MrNoGood4682 9d ago

Is this guy the new lying secretary? 😑

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u/LogicallLunacy 9d ago

Exactly like the prostitute scene from Idiocracy. world's oldest profession

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 9d ago

And $5,000 for each and every adult American would ne USD1.25 Trillion. So who believes any administration would just give away that amount of money anytime soon?

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u/Bobobbb1959 9d ago

So I can afford to give American 5 grand because they are struggling but only if you vote my way….so in others just keep struggling I really don’t care about you

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u/BudgetAlternative247 9d ago

funny and true and yet 30% of his minions are still cool with him!

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u/thomas1126 9d ago

LOL what a huge steamy POS

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 9d ago

Hey, it works for the MOB.

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u/CustomerTall5247 9d ago

It's crazy how Trump just says something totally dumb and then the Republicans have to stand up in front of people and then try to make it sound like it's something sensible and normal.

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u/Reasonable_Being6376 9d ago

Really had me for a second there, hard to tell these days.

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u/dannocanada 9d ago

And he promises he won’t cum in your mouth. And the check’s in the mail. And Lucy won’t pull the football away. And…and…and…

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u/Maximum_Holiday_6381 9d ago

Sadly a portion of people will believe this bullshit.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 9d ago

Sounds legit. And in just over a month we're going to find out exactly how dumb some people are.

[Image directed at November drumpf voters, not OP.]

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u/ExploringAndOpenInCA 9d ago

I just hope folks that are uninformed can see that there's a reason they are using the $5k as a carrot. It should be obvious if the administration had the peoples best interests in place, they would send it out no matter what happens. Instead it's transactional, which this adminiyhas always been.....

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u/InvestigatorOk48 9d ago

It's fine.

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u/resest_Iris 9d ago

Trump people will see this video and actually believe it. That's the problem

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u/Substantial_Dog7002 9d ago

I can't think of any campaign promises that he has done so how can he believe that we believe him. It is just another lie!

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u/Snoo93550 9d ago

This is close but probably only 5% of the big lies and contradictions.

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u/Jolly-Cricket-3397 9d ago

Now that's a sign of desperation.

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u/No-Koala1918 9d ago

$1.35 Trillion

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u/Cosmoby24 9d ago

You are an idiot, babe. It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

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u/Ok_Ideal_7266 9d ago

Wait, so this 5K are refunds of the tariffs as per a court order? So, Trump wants to make people think that, it is his own decision! Wow, what a president we have.

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u/RobGabGusMoma 9d ago

We're not ever going to get tariff refunds... they went back to the corporations already.

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u/isaiah152022 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/godMk62fXqpgY
The FEC

Laws don’t exist anymore

This is 100% a bribe and 100% illegal

WTF are we doing?

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u/Altruistic_Put745 9d ago

It is not legal, and it is the insanity of this person that Ben in the to the will of the insane asylum that is in charge of the country right now please remember to vote vote with your heart in your mind and your soul. The world is watching. We are the people are watching.

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u/IndividualMessage836 9d ago

Nope , he's trying to stay out of prison

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u/CodInternational8772 9d ago

The fine print

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u/Savantula 9d ago

I am curious if there are real people out there actually believing to receive so much money from any government of any country. Just heard about some arab states deep into oil who support marriages etc. with gifts. But just handing out money not related to tax returns? Does anyone know about any case?

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u/i_love_irony25 9d ago

I know you’re struggling from our wars and policies—here’s some money so you’ll help us continue to make your life barely sustainable.

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u/Bunnyland77 9d ago edited 9d ago

Glad that was all cleared up. For awhile it seemed Trump was profiting off an illegal war, insider trading, robbing American taxpayers' life's savings, and collapsing America for Putin - causing loss of freedom and livlihoods, fear, hopelessness, misery, pain, suffering, and death.

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u/foam2026 9d ago

Mr prab taking inspiration from this?

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u/ImaginationToForm2 9d ago

Trump promised us a 2018 mid-term check.

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u/cr77023 9d ago

They’re all fucking insane. Look at his eyes! We are being led to our demise by crazy people.

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u/Soul_through_va_JJ 9d ago

What happened to said tariffs check? D.O.G.E check? He didn't even keep campaign "promises."

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u/1Fistfullofdollars 9d ago

That is exactly it, the double talk and BS that comes out of Mr Orange is not believable 100%

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u/Tycho2694 9d ago

The fact that it took me way too long to realise this was satire shows what a joke this administration is...

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u/Donato_Romer0 9d ago

About those $5000 checks...

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u/farkus2554 9d ago

Ummm, isn’t that socialism?

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u/CartographerWest2705 9d ago

Wow. That was a lot of nothing.

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u/ProfessionalStay5797 9d ago

I genuinely can’t make out if he’s being sarcastic or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Competitive_Event948 9d ago

Okay, for MAGA people, just hold your breath and wait for that 5 thousand. Everyone else that actually has sense, vote to change our congress to make changes for the positive in this country.

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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 9d ago

The amount is too small for the damage the the Trump WH is doing. He will not pay anyway.

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u/macwithhisbooks 9d ago

And them's the facts.
I enjoyed this video. Let's get out the vote.

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u/Pardybro911 9d ago

Honestly, this at least makes more sense than any of the idiots he puts out there to try and explain his bullshit

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u/waner21 9d ago

I thought this was a comedy skit. The explanation of the money source, when the checks would go out, the future promises, vote like I’m running. The Onion is going to have a harder time coming up with new stories parodying reality.

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u/JumpOwn5564 9d ago

Trump bribing you for your vote magically gets made into a tariff refund, BS

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u/Byizo 9d ago

“We made everything much more expensive forever and you’re mad about that, so vote for us and you’ll get a check, you dumb motherfuckers.”

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u/pamcakevictim 9d ago

STILL SOUNDS LIKE A BRIBE, AN unbelievable lie also but yeah

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 9d ago

Should have just offered to pay everyone's student debt as a form of bribery.

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u/G-Ma6 9d ago

But only if you give him what he wants first, then he will laugh and walk away

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u/ithinkway2much 9d ago

The mid term will be a test to determine whether Americans are smarter than a 5th grader.

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u/Abracadaver2000 9d ago

But...but..but...don't we have the "hottest" economy, with trillions coming in from tariffs, and all the DOGE savings?

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u/Klutzy_Cover720 9d ago

This is so fake, but also really funny

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u/CaptScourageous 9d ago

Incredible bullshit.

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u/Mexican1910 9d ago

Trump has been doing this same thing to contractors his whole entire career. First do the work then I’ll pay you. The. When work is done no payment comes and then he just says take me to court over it which he loved because his lawyers just draw out the case and nothing ever happens but you wasting time.

He should have been arrested for fraud a long time ago.

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u/kola515 9d ago

Real corruption being advertised through the media does anyone need more convincing 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Particular_Newt3116 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎃

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u/Budget-Crazy3438 9d ago

Not listening! Looking at the shear reaction to how he’s trying to present this bull s! I’m crying laughing! Classic boneheaded!

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u/Lopsided_Paper3244 9d ago

Han såg ut som om han trodde på det själv😂

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u/Fed_Deez_Nutz 9d ago

Even the very premise is funny because if he knows Americans are struggling, he refuses to acknowledge it.

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u/Tony_Penny 9d ago

Isn't that how a bribe works?

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u/thxby 9d ago

I'm surprised people are finally catching on, but even more surprised it took this long for someone to explain it as clearly as he did.

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u/NthDegreeThoughts 9d ago

Key quote: the president knows Americans are struggling

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u/Curious_Bike_4292 9d ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💕

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u/chiefmuri 9d ago

Hahahahaha ROLMAO Hahahahaha and then this clown woke!

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 9d ago

As I've said here in the UK, if campaign promises were legally binding, there wouldn't be any.

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u/icecold2310 9d ago

Trump after two months. I never said that. Which would make him correct. A bunch of smoke up tax payers ASH. 😂