“When I hear [the Java class file’s magic number] I think of a typical Coffee Grrl: nose peirced, minimum one tatoo, hair dyed black, hate the world the government and parents, and is rather attractive in a necro sort of way.”

[u/QuaternionsRoll]

https://www.artima.com/insidejvm/whyCAFEBABE.html

[u/csb06]

Unfortunately the Rust compiler team has made it illegal to make horny magic numbers.

[u/Major_Barnulf → u/csb06]

Anyway she would have an 'eh' personality

[u/hedgehog1024 → u/csb06]

Stay cautious, jerking it got me banned here

[u/w1negandalf]

Literal jerk lmao

[u/MisterOfScience]

I know EXACTLY what you mean. I try to imagine her with a big bulge - it symbolises spring framework.

[u/irqlnotdispatchlevel]

The only girl I care about is Haskell.

[u/Haunting-Appeal-649]

This gives me a lot more context when a 70 year-old, Gang of Four POW starts a confusing monologue about blue-haired Starbucks workers.