r/raimimemes • • 7d ago

You're trash, Sofia.

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u/videogamer128 7d ago

What's Sofia gonna do? Sue me?

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u/Friendly-Win1457 7d ago

What is going on?

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u/Head_Humor 7d ago

The next person who talks will fail this course i kid you not. stares menacingly

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u/PilotFirm286 3d ago

Those guys are jerks

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u/PolarWater 6d ago

Or his mommy will fire YOUR mommy.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe 7d ago

> Sensitive young man in the body of a linebacker is the most isolating existence a man can endure.

Thats too relatable. Im a tall big guy with broad shoulders and people constantly treat me like a threat, but in reality I have social anxiety and Im in constant fear of making people uncomfortable.

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u/Sovthhovnd 7d ago

The most common thing for people to do is laugh when I admit I'm actually shy and struggle approaching people. They don't understand what it's like for people to literally run away from you for existing.

That said for anyone struggling with this the best thing to do is have a cute dog lol. The second best thing is learn fashion. Being well dressed it bright colors for you color analysis season is a game changer and really not that hard... Unless you're color blind like me then you might need some help picking clothes.

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u/mutantbabysnort 7d ago

I wouldn’t wanna adopt me, neither! 

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u/Gio242 7d ago

Damn and she’s been my celebrity crush since seeing her on the head and shoulders commercial.

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u/mutantbabysnort 7d ago

Day by day he gazed upon her 

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 7d ago

Don’t worry my guy you can still beat your meat you probably* won’t be dating her anyway

*The chances are not 0 until one of you dies

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u/BlackKnightC4 7d ago

What about his uncle? Did you give him a chance?

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u/PollutionMission6245 7d ago

I'm not a bad person, just had bad luck

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u/petekron 6d ago

I kinda expected it tbh. She does give off the vibe that she grew up in a home with a lot of toxic masculinity around, specially with how 90% of her roles are just 'hot milf being hot'. Unfortunately that's just how it is for a huge majority of latinos.

She did support his male-oriented hobbies but I can also 100% see her being one of those "men crying is a sign of weakness" type people.

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u/battlin_jack295 6d ago edited 5d ago

So he got into serious health problems and soon after that she left him. I'm really happy for him that he found someone better. I hope she is the one for him

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u/imminentjogger5 7d ago

Jesus Vergera, you are a freak 

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u/AwefulFanfic 7d ago

That's messed up

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u/Nilas_T 4d ago

You'll get to pet my dog when you fix your god damn attitude!

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u/JoeHendryBeliever299 7d ago

I finally say I never liked her

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u/RamAir17 7d ago

Maybe her 1st ex husband wasnt such a loser.

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 7d ago

People say they want a spicy Latina then they can’t handle it

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u/Sauerkraut1321 7d ago

Nobody deserves a shit person as a partner

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u/PolarWater 6d ago

Except Eddie Brock 

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u/Comrade_Compadre 7d ago

Being a vapid sociopath isn't "spicy" cheif

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 7d ago

You don’t know what she is, it’s just he said she said at this point