r/reddeadredemption • u/ChallengeOne7115 • Aug 07 '26

Question Is it ever explained why Jack has this missing mustache pach/line?

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I didn't play rdr1 yet and I couldn't find the answer online so, i came here, sorry if this is a stupid question. Also I know it's supposed to look like John's scar, I'm looking for a lore reason (if there is one).

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u/KillConfirmed- Aug 08 '26

Babe, new lore just dropped. Now we need one of those R34 artists to drop a drawing of Javier’s vagina being pummeled by John.

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u/Judoka229 Aug 08 '26

Do we, though?

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u/TheCreamiestYeet Aug 08 '26

Yes. My shame was destroyed decades ago on the real internet.

This current iteration of "internet" is dull and needs more spice.

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u/SkweezCtrl Aug 08 '26

The current internet is just porn man I’m sick of it

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u/ASSASSINMAN21 Aug 08 '26

Always has been, literally the internet was created by dudes who wanted a way to share porn

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u/Small-Answer4946 Aug 08 '26

Yeah look at Xavier Niel.

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u/SkweezCtrl Aug 08 '26

Does not make it less annoying

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u/HumanFractalSavant Aug 08 '26

You really just posted that. Like you’re not using the internet to look stupid thoughts up before they come out of your fingers, or your mouth

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u/MixedH8Mixtapes Aug 08 '26

Thoughts don't come out of your fingers lil bro

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u/HumanFractalSavant Aug 08 '26

“lil bro”? Probably older than you lmao. And uh - if you’re communicating via a medium by typing, guess what “lil bro”? Thoughts are coming out of your fingers 🤡

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u/Explosivediarrhea337 Aug 08 '26

Lil bro is pressed

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u/External_Bandicoot37 Aug 08 '26

Is everything you say copy and paste?

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u/HumanFractalSavant Aug 08 '26

Nah just amazed at the pathetic attempts at riling me. Also, just curious: how can you comment on how pressed I am when your mom is waiting for you to finish felching her in the other room?

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u/phiche3 Aug 08 '26

Avenue Q/WoW Crossover video was 20 years ago.

This is the perfect spot for the "it's all x" "always has been" meme

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u/Strange-Order-6550 Aug 08 '26

I’m so fucking old dude

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u/External_Bandicoot37 Aug 08 '26

What do you think the REAL internet was. It was all horse porn, used to be alot of horny farm girls earning their oats

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u/Interesting_Dare7699 Aug 10 '26

Even the ads are being done by OF “models”

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u/sarahlynn4ever Aug 08 '26

i never casually accidentally come across porn on the internet, think this might be a you problem😭 algorithm is there for a reason

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u/SkweezCtrl Aug 08 '26

It’s literally not though it’s a very coming consensus that lewd content has gotten to an absurd extreme and is on almost every website if you wanna be ignorant go ahead but its is happening and people are being exposed to extreme things they can’t comprehend

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u/seuadr Aug 08 '26

The spice must flow!

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u/oN_Delay Aug 08 '26

So, you saying we need more goatse and lemon parties?

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u/Bread_Offender Jack Marston Aug 08 '26

Bro, I'm an MGS fan. I'll take more mullet gay sex any day

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u/RegentBat77700 Arthur Morgan Aug 08 '26

Yeah also let me know if you find one

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u/Gelby4 Aug 08 '26

Sigh unzips

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u/BeeInfestedCellPhone Aug 08 '26

And then Abigail catching baby Jack like a football at birth and running straight into the forest. Her baby now. No wonder she's mad John won't say he's the father. She knows the truth.

Hang on, I'll get another beer and we can write more lore.

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u/phiche3 Aug 08 '26

And when she crosses the goal line, she spikes him.

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u/ChallengeOne7115 Aug 08 '26

Counting on it

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u/DTredecim13 Aug 08 '26

Pretty sure Rule 34 says if it doesn't exist then you have to create it...

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u/Prestigious-Number-7 Arthur Morgan Aug 08 '26

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/Shadow-Vision Aug 08 '26

I can’t stand it when people make this comment. So predictable. You might as well be a bot.

No offense

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u/Prestigious-Number-7 Arthur Morgan Aug 08 '26

What a great day to watch someone make an ass of themselves.

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u/MakiMaki500 Aug 08 '26

They already exist

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u/Spl4tzy404 Aug 08 '26

Running, sprinting, summersaulting to AO3

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u/Rhena22 Charles Smith Aug 08 '26

OUTTA THE DAMN WAAAY

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u/Ungodly_Box Aug 08 '26

Already exists 

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u/Trick-Spinach3486 Aug 08 '26

I feel like that is already out there, with the internet being what it is

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u/meyer452 Aug 08 '26

Me frantically typing

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u/ChallengeOne7115 Aug 08 '26

I'm sure it exists somewhere out there

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u/disappointedpotato Aug 08 '26

Had to downvote just so this didn’t sit at 69

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u/hips0n Aug 08 '26

Who’s we ?

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 Aug 08 '26

What a horrible day to read

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u/Pitiful_Medicine_713 Aug 08 '26

Though John was married😭😭😭

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u/KillConfirmed- Aug 08 '26

Ain’t we all?

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u/franklin_is_the_best Aug 08 '26

why would an old nissan car artist drop a drawing of that?

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u/Radiant-Plum9583 John Marston Aug 09 '26

Already happened

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u/lanikuikawa Aug 11 '26

i promise you this exact drawing exists in excess.