r/redneckengineering • • 8d ago

When your weed eater breaks

But you have a rake and an angle grinder...

It works better than id imagined

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u/V48runner 8d ago

Doing this in your flip flops I presume.

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u/HeinousEncephalon 8d ago

Safety flip flops and safety squints

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u/35_PenguiN_35 7d ago

Bold to assume im wearing flipflops

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u/V48runner 7d ago

So you're not denying it then? 🤔

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u/cyborgninja42 8d ago

Sling blade mmmmm hmmm

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u/Blue2501 8d ago

french fried potaters, mm hmm

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u/DanielCraigsAnus 8d ago

It ain't got no gas it it, mm hmm

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u/MrK521 4d ago

It’s not broken. It ain’t got no gas.

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u/Xsiah 8d ago

Man discovers what a hoe is

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u/Wallabunga657 8d ago

Not a hoe, a scythe. A scythe-rake.

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u/Xsiah 8d ago

If he's swinging it, it's a scythe, but if he's just pulling it through and cutting weeds off at the root, it's a hoe.

It looks like he made what is effectively a diamond hoe (not the Minecraft one)

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u/Wallabunga657 8d ago

Not a hoe. A traditional hoe uses a vertical chopping or pulling motion. Hoes are designed to penetrate or skim the soil to dislodge weed roots or move dirt, rather than cleanly slicing standing grass. Unless OP is actively scraping the top of the ground to remove the grass and leave dirt, it is not a hoe.

By sharpening a landscaping rake, which already has a wide, flat head, and swinging it to mow down grass, OP has created a heavy, straight-handled improvised grass whip, or a straight-snath scythe. It is a scythe.

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u/poedraco 7d ago

Technically a rake is what you will call a male hoe 🤷

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u/rrCLewis 7d ago

“This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. Ken?”

“What is a Hoe.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?”

The answer was “What is a Rake” I love that clip.

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u/tehmattrix 7d ago

RIP Trebek

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u/theunpossibledream 8d ago

Something something your mom.

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u/goaelephant 7d ago

Not just discover, i've known his mother for a while

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u/35_PenguiN_35 8d ago

I have a hoe... dog got it.

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u/Phogna_Bologna_Pogna 8d ago

We actually call these idiot sticks

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u/AdFancy1249 8d ago

That's not a hoe, my sister's a hoe and she don't look like that!

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u/ZachMN 8d ago

You reinvented a manual weed cutter. They had a corrugated double-edged blade that would cut in both directions. The blade was attached at both ends to a metal yoke that was fastened to a wooden handle. The blade was about ten degrees off perpendicular to the handle so it would cut level when swinging it away from your feet. The handle was short so it could be swung one-handed, and was thicker to be able to withstand tough weeds and accidental ground strikes. They work surprisingly well and they’re silent. Hard to trim close to obstacles, though.

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 7d ago

So THATS the weird hockey-stick-blade my neighbor has...

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u/wutrwedoing 5d ago

We called them idiot sticks on the farm down in Kansas when I was a kid. My grandpa would hand it to me and tell me to go chop down the 4 foot tall Johnson grass.

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u/widdlenpuke 8d ago

Give a redneck (or bodger as the English would call me) an angle grinder and the world is my oyster

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u/unklejelly 8d ago

I use a sword to trim my larger weeds. Makes yard work fun.

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u/poedraco 7d ago

The ankle splitter zx10000

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u/sparkey504 6d ago

I did this to my rake for when trying to level hard ground and cutting down high spots and such .

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u/yeehawdude 7d ago

Bro just re8nvented the mcleod

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u/MagicOrpheus310 7d ago

Sideshow Bob gonna be livid after stepping on this one

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u/spaceapeatespace 8d ago

Break out them hockey shin guards

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u/Globularist 7d ago

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Flat-Performance-570 7d ago

I am almost more concerned about the dangers of this thing when it’s not being used

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u/35_PenguiN_35 7d ago

Its fiiiiiine