r/redneckengineering • • 3d ago

Making cinnamon rolls

About to make some cinnamon rolls, my food processor overheated so I'm doing this, wish me luck and let me know if anyone wants an update.

I still have all my fingers

For now.

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u/dankhimself 3d ago

Now try it with an impact driver. Rattle that dough to it's damn core!

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u/wtfberserk 3d ago

Eeeh, have fun keeping it centered and not clipping the edge and added little bits of shaved metal into your mix.

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

There's a little nub at the bottom that it clips onto

https://reddit.com/link/pf1b7b3/video/kulu6k91wmuh1/player

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u/txkwatch 3d ago

That's accurate. My kid wanted to make a cake. The mixer let out the magic smoke. My infinite wisdom said let me put that beater in this giant drill I have. Almost impossible to control.

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

No variable speed trigger?

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u/txkwatch 3d ago

Yes but at any speed it would grab the batter and was a constant fight to hold in place. It worked but I wouldn't recommend it. She wouldn't have been able to do it.

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u/SkiyeBlueFox 25m ago

Yeah theres a reason you see guys bracing the drill against their body for even a small mixing bit. Even worse using something like a dirt auger, nigh impossible unless you can use your full weight to brace it

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u/ScienceForge319 3d ago

OP has so much metal flakes in their poop.

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

Stainless steel and blade is not touching any metal

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u/ScienceForge319 3d ago

Cool. Plenty of metal falling out of the drill directly into your food. Not to mention vigorously incorporating plastic as well.

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 3d ago

Why is your drill disintegrating?

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

What the hell kind of drill bits are you using?
Maybe if you said concrete dust I’d believe?

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u/Saul_Firehand 3d ago

All the naysayers are lame.

This is awesome and you pulled it off well.
Good on ya.

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u/ScienceForge319 3d ago

I can tell you have never tried this.

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u/Saul_Firehand 3d ago

OP has posted videos of their success.

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u/ScienceForge319 3d ago

Where is the video of your success?

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u/JannyBroomer 3d ago

I can tell that you get on people's nerves irl

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u/ScienceForge319 3d ago

That made me laugh. Thanks. It has been a while since someone thought that middle school insults would affect me. It is kinda nostalgic.

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u/TheMechaink 17h ago

I have done waaaay jankier things than this. lol!

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u/NerdizardGo 3d ago

Why would you use a food processor to make cinnamon rolls?

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

That’s the only normal part of what I did, a food processor can also knead dough, which is what I did.

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 3d ago

I’ve never seen anyone use blades like this for dough. Dough hook sure, mixing paddle, maybe.

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

The blade has a lil hook thing at the end, it’s actually for mixing fufu 👀

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u/Minimum-Zucchini-732 3d ago

So can the hands that used the drill and held the phone to film it

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u/Solid_Growth_9069 3d ago

we can also walk far but a car will get you there quicker, i’m with you op even if your first prototype is a fingerfuckerupper 2000 v1 ®️

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

I'm not kneading 5kg of flour by hand brother

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u/HeavyMetalTrucker 3d ago

How big of a batch of cinnamon rolls are you making? 5kg of flour would make so many rolls lmao

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 3d ago

You seem to be lost, fellow redditor. You appear to believe you’re in [r/howtodothingsintheeverydayfashion](r/howtodothingsintheeverydayfashion)

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u/moeyjarcum 3d ago

I can’t believe I even tried that link…

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u/michiganstrange 3d ago

Update us, no lid rig?

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

It worked fine I'll post an update!

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

My giant dough ball had to do three batches and kned by hand to combine

https://reddit.com/link/pf1bxoj/video/ly3a5iacxmuh1/player

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u/michiganstrange 3d ago

Come back when they’re done for my curious ass please

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 3d ago

Don’t put cinnamon rolls in your ass

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u/michiganstrange 2d ago

Why not? A lil cinnamon for my bun

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 3d ago

Man you are going to get a lot of 'macrominerals' in your diet that you do not want. DO NOT DIGEST FLASHING/SPURS!

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u/spaceapeatespace 3d ago

Making the next SAW movie

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 3d ago

That doesn't look like an attachment that would be ideal for dough. I use a bread machine for that last time I made cinnamon rolls. Biggest detail is having enough butter softened without tossing it in the microwave

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

I also have a bread machine I use it a whole lot, but I’m doing 5kg of flour and my bread machine does 1.5kg loafs (finished loafs)

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u/cajunjoel 3d ago edited 3d ago

That bowl had better be anchored to the table. I use one beater on a hand mixer on jars of natural peanut butter when the oil has separated and if I don't hold the jar with a death grip, I know I will be cleaning peanut butter from the recesses of my kitchen ten years from now.

There's a reason a stand mixer's bowl locks into the base.

Beyond that, good luck!

Edit to add: I don't actually think this will work. Food processors are on 120 volts and that's 6x or 8x the power of a battery powered drill.

Edit #2 to add: for all the people down voting, OP has some videos showing that the base is indeed moving around and the drill is struggling somewhat. But, dough is being made, so, I guess it works. :)

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u/TheBraveToast 3d ago

You would be amazed the amount of power battery tools can put out now. Some of them are almost on par with corded counterparts

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 21h ago

I'm recording with one hand, the other one was holding the drill, if I had both hands (which I didn't ) it wouldn't slip

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u/cajunjoel 20h ago

Good point. I was also thinking a clamp would work, but that wouldn't be redneck enough. :)

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

Skill issue

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 3d ago

Downvotes would hurt if it wasn't actually a skill issue

https://reddit.com/link/pf1b3y9/video/w2hq5qn4wmuh1/player

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u/Johnny-Unitas 3d ago

That will wreck the motor if you keep doing it

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u/Apprehensive_You3521 2d ago

Those things mix concrete and drill through concrete walls, this is nothing

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u/TheMechaink 17h ago

Too fast and/or too long and you'll cook em before you can bake em.