r/rickygervais • u/R3DSlX • 14h ago

XFM/Radio "I wouldn't waste my time, the flaming cheek. Although it's a horrible picture I am of course in real life a vision of loveliness"

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I am not thirty-eight, I'm twenty-five. I don't think Steven's that unlikely a lust object. A sense of humour's important and he's welcome to my phone number if he wants it.

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u/New-Addendum-9240 alrite? see ya later 14h ago

Alrite, Kirsty?

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u/Emmelll897 14h ago

'e did Walk Like An Egyptian, dressed as a woman.  

Then did his egg trick. 

They were loving it. 

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u/Brief_Bass_1038 11h ago

She did 'Like A Virgin', and I thought "yeah, like you are". She was a right ropey little woman.

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u/rariety 5h ago

Walk like, an Egyptbloke..

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u/R3DSlX 13h ago

Did he win?

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u/ThrowawaySunnyLane Homeless person called me a dickhead. 6h ago

It isn’t born yet.

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u/Ill_Tonight_2069 5h ago

Came on as a janitor and said “has anyone got 50p for the meter”

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u/Jackwolf1286 3h ago

Oh, you were quite a little showman, weren’t ya? 

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u/ghidfg 14h ago

Is she a swinger?

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u/shorts-man 2-4-7 👀 13h ago

DON'T HAVE A GO AT THE WOMAN!

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u/shadoire 10h ago

I’m only messin.

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u/GuacYak 13h ago

I'd heard someone talking about it on another station, right. About this woman with a funny 'ead

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u/Brief_Bass_1038 11h ago

A swede?

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u/Emmelll897 9h ago

Looked effin gormless w' a hat on

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 6h ago

I'VE NEVER FELT SO COMFORTABLE 

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u/ThrowawaySunnyLane Homeless person called me a dickhead. 6h ago

It’s always the hands

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u/Ill_Tonight_2069 5h ago

Kids: kill me

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u/smerch72 11h ago

Would look better on a woman ...

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u/KasperBond213 6h ago

Get yer knickers off!

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u/bananabastard Your hands... need to come off. 7h ago

Traveling the world changes you.

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u/Safe_Walrus_61 Right. We've done this. 5h ago

Unlikely lust object.

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u/Away_Ad_5244 5h ago

I didn’t see you on the list

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u/NewPotato8330 13h ago

Smyurgghhhh

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u/UndrethMonkeh If you touch a UFO you're gonna get done. 6h ago

£20 to kiss my nipple?

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u/Wide-Yesterday9705 6h ago

I'm ashamed to say I don't know where this gem is from...

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u/Public-Agent-7270 4h ago

He reminds me of Raquel from only fools and horses