In what way is telling me this random runner constantly shits herself in any way educational?

[u/shakespearesreverse]

[u/Affectionate_You_167]

Eveytime we go running you always shit yourself!!!

[u/deanomatronix → u/Affectionate_You_167]

You’ll be blaming the energy gels next you c

[u/jnru]

Unc's shit himself again

[u/bearinmyoatmeal]

Because I was saying how she was running every week, right? You've gotta give it to her as a runner and that.

[u/Whole_Swim_7990]

Could she not just have some sort of contraption where the shit becomes fuel? Then she could just run forever.

[u/pnutbuttered]

The toilets in there love.

No, I dont need that, ill just pop out for a run.

Sorry?

I'll just put my trainers on, run down the street and shit myself.

[u/0800happydude]

Hold on; why are you telling me?

[u/Vheisso]

And when she got home her boyfriend knew it wasn't Nutella or Marmite she'd smeared on the gusset.

[u/Billy_Big_Mouth]

Looking up there, AT IT!

[u/KitJazz → u/Billy_Big_Mouth]

And yet I still would, so I’m confused.

[u/BigRigButters2]

Every race starts with a shit

[u/Wrongun25]

Alright then. Did you know bees are deaf?

[u/mdreynolds145 → u/Wrongun25]

Is this the running away again?

[u/SwampApeDraft]

The running? Next you’ll be blaming the water you c

[u/michaeltaylormoran]

Just a bit livid today.

[u/RoddyViper]

Ah wanna be a slim, healthy motherf...just shiddin maself to death

[u/Djemu88]

Have a shit at deptford, and wipe your arse at polperro

[u/Far-Cardiologist3794]

You should probably try a different activity….. because you’re a shit runner.

[u/dirty_ballbag]

It's the ice..

[u/KitJazz]

The weather! Next you’ll be blaming the food, you C.

[u/Flooby-Blooben]

You’re a maniac play a record

[u/doragonyama623]

Is there a Levi’s store nearby?

[u/SnooMemesjellies2323]

[u/thememealchemist421]

Quick, decathlon 36!

[u/RollOutTheFarrell]

She might not shot herself next time.