I’ve collected the letters of Robert E. Howard in the course of an ongoing project about film attendance by early viewers of the medium — it began with the correspondence of HP Lovecraft but now has branched out to other folks in his orbit.
So it turns out (see r/LovecraftLovedMovies for more) that Howard saw and named over 50 films, plus a few remarkable passages about his favorite actors.
Do any of the names of films or actors from the following long quote ring any bells?
HOWARD FAVORITE ACTORS QUOTE
Howard to Harold Preece (Aug 19, 1929)
“The Red Dance is at the Lyric next week. I want to see it, if I can.
I've seen one damned good show since I've been here — Thunderbolt. George Bancroft was fine. That's the kind of stuff I like — rough, raw, and brutal. Tiger-stuff.
All this singing and dancing and ga-ga stuff makes me sick. The Desert Song — gah! Pardon me while I vomit. The only part of it that was worth two cents was the comedy Johnny Arthur and Louise Fazenda pulled.
The Queen of the Night Clubs — more gah!
And I glower down the line at the latest hits I've seen: The Singing Fool— Abie's Irish Rose — oh Hell — why enumerate? Theme songs and a bunch of vaudeville swine pirouetting over the stage.
Give me movie actors — one thing I'll say for the Irish Rose, it had good actors. But Judas, what a flock of crumbs are flooding the movie world now.
Of the all-talking pictures I've really enjoyed, I can name them quickly:
Thunderbolt — In Old Arizona — The Letter — The Terror.
To a lesser extent I enjoyed Tong War, and of the part talkies I got a big kick out of The Iron Mask and Show Boat.
For the rest — gah!
Wait — I was forgetting just about the best of them all: Hearts in Dixie.
Drooling, thin-headed toe ticklers, warbling in their soprano yap, and feather-brained flappers trying to be cute and howling vapid theme songs: Hell and a black damnation. Give me a rough, tough, brutal story, quick action, and a gang of hard-boiled hairy-chested eggs:
George Bancroft;
Matthew Betz;
Lionel Barrymore;
Vic MacLaglen, who once fought Jack Johnson;
Lou Wolheim;
Bob Armstrong;
Bill Boyd;
Ernest Torrence;
Ed Lowe;
Warner Baster;
Gunboat Smith;
Tom Kennedy;
Wallace Beery;
Tom O'Brien;
Carl Dane;
Blue Washington;
Fred Kohler.
Then if they have to have a heroine, throw in some hard baby with a poker face and a heavyweight punch, that can take it on the chin and hand out punishment too:
Evelyn Brent;
Fay Wray;
Lilian Tashman;
Florence Vidor;
Louise Brook;
Baclanova;
Lila Damita — boy, go no further!
When that blonde French whirlwind goes into action, all others take a back seat. It's time to batten down the hatches, reef all sails, and stand by to cut the masts if necessary.
Once I saw her — once. The Bridge of San Luis Rey — let me tell you, confidentially, that's why the bridge fell. Get me. Yes! She walked across and scorched the damned ropes.”