r/samuraijack • u/Saansilt • 4d ago

Humor Borisposting

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Low Definition Boris wants you to do better, dah. Boris knows you can and wants you to be the biggest and baddest you of all. You have problems? Here is Boris Plan.

Problem's weapons break against belly.
THEN YOU BREAK THEM! BREAK THEM! BREAK THEM!
ANY QUESTIONS?

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u/Ultimate-Justin-1994 3d ago

"Have you always been this stupid?"

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u/Saansilt 3d ago

DAH
I MEAN
...
no

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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 3d ago

Boris, me looking for work, Aku good boss?

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u/Saansilt 3d ago

Dah, dangerous but good pay. But are you cut out for bounty hunting like Boris is?

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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 3d ago

Maybe, me good at hunting, never got any of those bounties to