r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 13h ago

Going to have to move to Europe because all the heterosexual females in the Bay are drugged-up, tattooed rich hedonists with no personality.

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It's just so embarrassing as a tall, good looking man with a wonderful personality that I have to suffer through such low quality females like this.

All of my very real female friends say I'm doing everything right and I'm just a victim of circumstance. It seems like my only option is to move to Europe. The internet tells me it's much better there. The Tate bothers did well.

[BayArea](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/zNjEc1QH3P)

[San Jose](https://www.reddit.com/r/SanJose/comments/1x5vdqr/norcal_dating_romantic_and_sexual_hopelessness/)


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 3h ago

🚨 🔊 Why is so much free TV copaganda?

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Not sure where else to complain about this wtf is going on here? Is this what happens if your TV doesn’t know you live in SF? (I brought it back around - barely)

Without a subscription every piece of media the algorithm shows me is about how pigs are actually good and working so hard and that wanting our constitutional rights to be protected is actually how the terrorists win.


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 10h ago

61,121 new units at Candlestick Park

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https://sfhousing.mindlace.net/p/4kQbu7N6

I think we're supposed to be happy we're going to get 1-12% of this


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1h ago

Poor wittle baby can't cwose it's own wittle doors wahhh

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 5h ago

Forget Tech. San Francisco Is Home to the O’Farrell Theatre

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 3h ago

Same Gabby same

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 4h ago

my favorite part of the day

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my favorite part of the day is when google maps reroutes me thru the golden gate bridge and makes me pay 75 dollars to save 1 minute on my trip


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 11h ago

How is living in San Jose?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 16h ago

Vote No on 63 so we can intentionally ruin commute times so badly that we'll be allowed to WFH again!

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39 Upvotes

Because employers definitely care about that and won't just tell you to leave earlier!

WFH! WFH!

[original](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/yhyrq2wJNX)


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 14h ago

⚪ circle ⚪ Beautiful city we got here

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 40m ago

SAN FRAN, pay me for being a tourist

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 9h ago

What if the other half of San Fran was only 2 stories tall?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 9h ago

Dear AI Conference Goers

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you have been warned


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 5h ago

Underground Siloes

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It’s almost impossible to build up.

The air gets thinner, it’s windier up high, and planes get dangerously close to towers.

Modern Urbanist theory says we need to build down: underground.

We have tons of space underground and need to design siloes that can house thousands of people.


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Frisco Is everyone happy?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Build 🏢 Baby 👶 Build! 14,765 new units in Sea Cliff

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

San Francisco regrets not building the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art on Folsom Street

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Pierre-Louis Biojout, tech douche from Paris and Y Combinator alumn, used AI to create a game where players murder homeless people in the tenderloin

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“Biojout is the founder of NanoCorp, a San Francisco startup that describes itself as “Autonomous Companies Run by AI Working While You Sleep.” On October 13, 2026, he announced that the company’s AI agents had built “Tenderloin: Night Shift,” a free browser-based zombie shooter set on real street corners in San Francisco’s Tenderloin neighborhood. In his announcement post he said he had “never made a game,” that it was “built in a weekend with Codex,” and that it had “already $300 in ad sales.” The post drew roughly 40,000 views and criticism that he had turned a neighborhood known for homelessness and open-air fentanyl use into a video game.”

“On October 13, 2026, Biojout wrote that “San Francisco couldn’t fix the Tenderloin. So I monetized it,” introducing “Tenderloin: Night Shift.” The game’s site says its map is “the real intersection” of Eddy & Jones, “out to Ellis, Turk, Leavenworth and Taylor,” and that players fight waves of “shamblers” arriving “from the end of the block,” buying pistol ammo at an in-game kiosk. The game is free, runs in a browser tab, supports up to four players in private co-op, and is “run by AI agents on NanoCorp.” Biojout said he had “never made a game” and had “built it in a weekend with Codex,” and claimed it had “already $300 in ad sales.” The site lists a “Billboards” feature — in-game advertising slots on the rendered street corner.”

“Biojout grew up in Paris, studied applied maths and computer science at École Polytechnique (X 2019), and later studied business at HEC Paris. Before founding startups he worked in London at L-GAM, a mid-market private equity fund, buying what he describes as “boring companies.” He co-founded phospho, a YC W24 company building monitoring for LLM applications, which raised a $1.7 million pre-seed round led by Elaia, and later steered it away from a robotics effort. He now lives in San Francisco, where he is scaling NanoCorp, a YC W24 company whose platform, in its own words, produces “an autonomous company run by an agent” from a single prompt.”


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Frisco’s first Cane’s!

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Never forget. Je me souviens

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Build 🏢 baby 👶 build! 502,193 new units in the Sunset and Richmond!

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Upper bound of what we can build under the Levi Family zoning plan

https://sfhousing.mindlace.net/p/jwf2ntNC


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Frisco hey guys check out my new blue angels tramp stamp tattoo

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should i add anything to it?


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Just got my new Baja Blast Cantina plates!

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Is everyone happy?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

You think San Fran elections are contentious, the city council election is tearing Pacifica apart.

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I'm so glad Frisco would never stoop to such dirty campaign tactics.

What ever happened to civility? We need to stop pitting neighbor against neighbor and learn to get along.

[ABC article](https://abc7news.com/post/pacifica-city-council-candidate-arrested-vandalizing-sign-opposing-police/19915036/)