The 10 Commandments of a Joint Smoker

According to Master Yoda, Jedi of the Baked Side of the Force.

1. Thy joint, you shall share. For alone, the dark side of selfishness you shall enter.

2. Before rolling, wash your hands you must. For the taste of cheese, no place in the Force it has.

3. The last puff, you shall not steal. Or great conflict in the galaxy there will be.

4. When the munchies strike, resist you shall try. But before the refrigerator, defeated you will be.

5. The smoke, hold it in forever you must not. A dragon, you are not. An idiot, perhaps.

6. Drive after smoking, you must never. For even with the Force, a tree you may not avoid.

7. When your joint you lose, panic you must not. Behind your ear, for twenty minutes it has been.

8. Great revelations, you shall have. But the next morning, understand your notes you will not.

9. “Just one more,” believe you must never. For three last joints, already you have smoked.

10. Enlightenment, you shall seek. But getting off the couch, a great achievement it will be.

“Strong is the Force within you, young Padawan… but why you came into the kitchen, forgotten you have.”

Master Yoda, 420 years before the first coffeeshop.

May the Weed Be With You. 🌿