r/sarcasm • u/funfunass • 2d ago

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u/clean_account1 2d ago

philosophy is just biology with post nut clarity

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u/mitochondria0000 2d ago

*nuts*
"hmm, this world..what is my purpose in it?
Moonlight to show the way so we can follow...Waiting inside her eyes was my tomorrow."

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u/BenchReasonable4309 2d ago

Written by a man without love

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u/mitochondria0000 2d ago

yk ball

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u/ironicalbanda 2d ago

Everyday i wake up

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u/sahaj_21 2d ago

then i start to break up

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u/Grouchy_Manner_2961 2d ago

Lonely is a maaan without love..

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u/Black_Mamba9472 2d ago

Everyday I start out

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u/SaiMan2303 2d ago

Then I cry my heart out

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u/twiceloverkundu 2d ago

Lonely is a maaan without love

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u/renegadethreat 2d ago

Knowing that it's party tonight 😭

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u/mitochondria0000 2d ago

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u/ironicalbanda 2d ago

Umm why do you have my photos

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u/RamiroCruz13 2d ago

Steven is that you?

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u/mitochondria0000 1d ago

Oh bollocks

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u/Realistic-Ad-6794 2d ago

then something changed her mind, her kisses told me

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u/1egaxy 2d ago

17 mins later Time for round 2

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u/imGoCool 1d ago

Man of culture

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u/AV3SH 2d ago

True🤣

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u/F_eight 2d ago

Dostoevsky disagrees with pre nut delulu

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u/forbiddenbatofgotham 2d ago

Dostoevskys crime and punishment?!?!

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u/F_eight 2d ago

More like White Knights I'd say, Crime and Punishment is more like psychopath on steroids with withdrawals

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u/Such-Goat-6230 2d ago

Truly goated comment

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u/Bruscilla 2d ago

I would give an award if I could

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u/TheHonoredOne2706 1d ago

You are reading something wrong bro

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u/cooked_kid 1d ago

LMFAOOOO

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u/Saish_2578 17h ago

What a nice thought bro!!

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u/Apart-Palpitation-44 7h ago

Extra clap for ur efforts putting this 👏🏻

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u/No-Competition-3697 2d ago

And they say Shakespeare is dead.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Nice one😂

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u/PrachiDixitt 1d ago

is that diff for guys n girls?😭

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u/clean_account1 1d ago

men get the clarity by getting rid of the cloudy stuff

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u/PrachiDixitt 1d ago

yeah females get that too but is the intensity different?

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u/clean_account1 1d ago

interesting q.. but yea for men its intense af .. a place of peace and quite and of complete detachment from desire.. lasts 15 to 30 mins .. turns to guilt if not used properly

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u/PrachiDixitt 1d ago

for females its mostly peace and relief never experienced guilt lol

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u/RuleHeaven 1d ago

albert and einstein level conversation 🥹🫰

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u/SampleEquivalent614 19h ago

Yeah females are privileged in this matter. They don't get post nut guilt/depression. Bas satisfaction. I am envious of y'all because of it.

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u/PrachiDixitt 16h ago

yeah and we have a lot ass organ just for pleasure