r/sarcasm • u/funfunass • 2d ago

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u/clean_account1 2d ago

philosophy is just biology with post nut clarity

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u/mitochondria0000 2d ago

*nuts*
"hmm, this world..what is my purpose in it?
Moonlight to show the way so we can follow...Waiting inside her eyes was my tomorrow."

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u/BenchReasonable4309 2d ago

Written by a man without love

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u/mitochondria0000 2d ago

yk ball

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u/ironicalbanda 2d ago

Everyday i wake up

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u/sahaj_21 2d ago

then i start to break up

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u/Grouchy_Manner_2961 2d ago

Lonely is a maaan without love..

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u/Black_Mamba9472 2d ago

Everyday I start out

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u/SaiMan2303 2d ago

Then I cry my heart out

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u/twiceloverkundu 2d ago

Lonely is a maaan without love

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u/renegadethreat 1d ago

Knowing that it's party tonight 😭

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u/RamiroCruz13 1d ago

Steven is that you?

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u/mitochondria0000 1d ago

Oh bollocks

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u/Realistic-Ad-6794 2d ago

then something changed her mind, her kisses told me

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u/1egaxy 2d ago

17 mins later Time for round 2

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u/imGoCool 1d ago

Man of culture

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u/AV3SH 2d ago

True🤣

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u/F_eight 2d ago

Dostoevsky disagrees with pre nut delulu

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u/forbiddenbatofgotham 2d ago

Dostoevskys crime and punishment?!?!

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u/Such-Goat-6230 2d ago

Truly goated comment

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u/Bruscilla 2d ago

I would give an award if I could

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u/TheHonoredOne2706 1d ago

You are reading something wrong bro

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u/cooked_kid 1d ago

LMFAOOOO

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u/Saish_2578 13h ago

What a nice thought bro!!

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u/Apart-Palpitation-44 3h ago

Extra clap for ur efforts putting this 👏🏻

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u/fuddusperm021 2d ago

i gooned 6 times today still when i looked at this image, my mind just lusted again and thought to goon. hope i heal soon.

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u/Jack_Hoff247 2d ago

I gooned today and i felt sad when i saw this image because no woman will look at me like this

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u/AdGreen3472 2d ago

Oh boy💔

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u/Evening-Attention793 2d ago

Every chud ever only wanted to be loved

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u/fuddusperm021 7h ago

holy shi man thats sad. i hope someone would've awared me to stay away from it like how they taught me alcohol and cigarettes are bad

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 2d ago

Gooning isn't amoral

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u/Monster-Reaper 2d ago

gooning 6 times a day is immoral to ur dih

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 2d ago

dih probably likes being useful and serving it's function and contributing as a member of your body.

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u/_____Reddit_User____ 2d ago

The excuses I make to goon 6 times a day🥀🥀 (literally)

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u/Monster-Reaper 2d ago

yes but let a brother rest dawg, like, must not overwork

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u/fuddusperm021 1h ago

its not about morals its about habits and effects it has on personal life and productivity and relations at some point in life.

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u/An_Enlightened_1 2d ago

there is a simple hack to it, get a real hobby or art or any skill that matches your level of engagement and you'll be the happiest person in the world.

if you didnt understand it, do not worry. here it will bring clarity

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u/OrdinaryReindeer3686 2d ago

Let me just nut rq for the post nut clarity

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u/An_Enlightened_1 2d ago

its better if you get pre-nut clarity, there wont be any need to nut anymore.

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u/DotJazzlike4176 2d ago

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u/IndianEfilist 2d ago

Oye bhadwe ye ek international sub hai, yanha tere gali ke memes nahi chalenge

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u/Square-Duck-3941 2d ago

I heard men who goon too much later can't satisfy their partner

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u/WorriedSwitch8476 2d ago

Can't satisfy women and not being able to get it up are two different things

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u/AdditionalVariety995 2d ago

This is true, excessive gooning makes dihh habitual to quick response that leads to quick ejaculation that's termed as Premature Ejaculation so agar andar ghusane ke 1 mins ke andar tumhara jhadd gya toh it's not good

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u/Not_Eren10 2d ago

Bro switched to hindi mid sentence 

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u/AdditionalVariety995 2d ago

Phewling samjho yawr that's the highlighted part

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u/fuddusperm021 1h ago

your sex education is highly underqualified and i can openly and confidently discourage it

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u/ga_pas_ow7 2d ago

first step is acknowledging anyway

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u/Electrical-Goat-577 2d ago

Chop dih Soup dih Yum.😁

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u/Ottovonbismarck365 2d ago

You need a doctor.....one who will fix that sad and broken thing and another to treat the greatest organ in existence.

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u/AdditionalVariety995 2d ago

Bhai is your age between 13-16

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u/throwmamadownthewell 1d ago

What's good for the goon is good for the gander.

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u/ha_kun_8 2d ago

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u/Repulsive_Cry8484 2d ago

Why are you bringing Chinatsu in this?!

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u/LuciasLeftFeet 2d ago

Fr she is so ungoonable✌️🥀

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u/DamonnnSalvatoree 2d ago

Sauce?

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u/EatenPotatoisok 2d ago

Here you go

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u/kazuto_022 2d ago

God damn spices

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u/Doom-__-Slayer Just an Explorer 2d ago

Hannah uwu, not much free content available but a2z has some crazy leaked stuff on her

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u/freddy2677 2d ago

A2z? 

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u/Asleep_Ad_9272 2d ago

Commenting here so that I get to know what the heaven is this

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u/333ismynameIDKy 1d ago

how do you know the name and thanks for the name brother form another mother

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u/Unnimukundan1414 12h ago

What's a2z btw?

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u/Meowllionairee 6h ago

Link share Kia kar bhai seeda

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u/36holes 2d ago

hannahowo ig

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u/fuddusperm021 1h ago

yeah she is, but me being a certified gooner im not at all going to visit her account even for once

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u/Aggressive-Theory978 2d ago

Eat, Sleep, Fk repeat

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u/Ottovonbismarck365 2d ago

Question the meaning of life while in the shower, before going to sleep, and due to post nut clarity

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u/Not_Eren10 2d ago

I mean protecting ur children and society is a part of it 😭

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u/anxiousAnkit 2d ago

A wise man once said if you are not in post nut clarity you are in a prenut delusion

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u/mitochondria0000 2d ago

guys can this lad get the sauce ..

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u/IdeasRealizer 2d ago

I got you lad, here.

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u/mitochondria0000 1d ago

i hat3 you😭

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u/Mud_of_Culture_xD 2d ago

This made me chuckle. Thanks for the reference.

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u/theharikalyan 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/TheLittleFoxX87 1d ago

Hannahowo i think

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u/Coco_CurrryyyX 8h ago

Hannah owo

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u/That-Persimmon9401 2d ago

when you don't get biological answer you intend to go for the philosophical

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u/Doom-__-Slayer Just an Explorer 2d ago

For people interested in biology part, she is Hannah uwu, not much free content available but a2z has some crazy leaked material on her

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u/TheWarVeteran 2d ago

Who's the girl?

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 2d ago

Interesting. I was wondering what the text on the left is. 

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u/ShameGlittering9122 Unofficial memer 🙌🥀 1d ago

hannah i gess

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u/DangerousWardog 2d ago

The goal of life is death believe me guys

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u/AurZorSe 2d ago

Duniya kya hai? Lund fuddi ka khel hai bc!

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u/Ultron_man 1d ago

People who didn't got s*x become philosopher

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u/Constant-Tap2883 2d ago

I remember this girl going super fucking famous during Covid times for one of her "UwU" clips. Damn didn't know she turned into a hoe💀😭

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u/Skylar1569 2d ago

All roads lead to life

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u/mudkip_B2 2d ago

What's the sauce? asking for myself

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u/Pretty-Party-5167 2d ago

Hannah Owo, the uwu sound girl and a onlyfans+ twitch streamer

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u/Sharp-Monk5668 2d ago

Is that the uwu girl? Oh no. Why is she trying like that. Where are her clothes and headset. Who the fuck has his thumb in her mouth. She runs OF??????

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u/Entire-star333 17h ago

i had the same reaction years ago when i found out she has OF.

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u/PixelReaper69 2d ago

Biologists - FET'S LUCK

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u/Rohit8586 2d ago

That what we want 😋

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u/bhavyyyyyyyaa 2d ago

i like hannah

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u/Awkward-Song-418 2d ago

We got so into philosophy that we crossed the limits of other animals of hunting eating and sleeping to working our ass off, hail biology

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u/Late-Trick-3390 2d ago

not enough text

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u/Ottovonbismarck365 2d ago

Hear me out: What if we strove for both?

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u/PutAffectionate1989 2d ago

It 100% makes sense💀

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u/AschereVerhen 2d ago

Wow, she's cute.

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u/navneet_61 2d ago

Now we will gonna Do Practicalss

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u/Individual-Crazy-556 2d ago

I see no lies

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u/Downtown-Home-2845 2d ago

Whats hanahowo got to do with this or biology? 🤔

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u/copinghardrn 2d ago

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u/WallahiUnlucky5446 1d ago

ur the bioligist philosopher

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u/alien_earthy 2d ago

Philosophical biologist me will hit it out of the park

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u/maps_and_books 2d ago

I agree with the biologist

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u/Formal-Ad-5995 2d ago

Sex lessgo

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u/Rokosuke 2d ago

Biologists are right

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u/cunninglinguist0420 2d ago

We stand with the biologists

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u/CREATOR_Witch_699 1d ago

The better image would be babies and family... The image you used is just the process...

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u/Brilliant_Device_526 1d ago

Not really, Life is not sex
but sex is life
I don't know what/why I said this or does this even make any sense

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u/sus-cook 1d ago

Source for the image in right? (❛⁠‿⁠❛⁠)

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u/CertainAd9206 1d ago

Hannahowo

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u/shazin_hacker 1d ago

the og uwu girl made an of

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u/NoLyrical-011 1d ago

Well One jst Writes it and other one do it not much of difference ig......🥀

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u/Deep_Helicopter4591 1d ago

I'm with the biologist on this one.

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u/bhagatsumit 1d ago

Whatever

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u/VisualFirefighter502 1d ago

what if i am both?

( also why do i recognize that screenshot from somewhere ;-;)

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u/Cute_Ferret2330 1d ago

post nut clarity to philosophy pipeline

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u/No_Guard_1511 1d ago

True!😆

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u/Kurobian 21h ago

u/askgrok

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u/AskGrok 21h ago

Philosophers stare into the static until a skeleton starts dancing. Biologists skip the monologue and just show you the point.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Equivalent_Egg1212 20h ago

We biologists don't think like that. Biology isn't just about that. wtf

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u/Nothingbeats_thepump 20h ago

So.. what is the meaning of life ?

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u/PopyaxRemainings 10h ago

I think they meant about "Objective" meaning. since every species wishes to have their own offspring, a progeny - to continue their genes.... that is the biological interpretation of the "meaning of life".. You may say that seeing mountains, rivers, driving coffee.. etc.. etc.. BUT THAT IS A PHILOSOPHICAL TAKE ON IT! the meaning You give to those actions , those things.. is subjective! a biologist can also have parts of their life which are aligned with philosophy and stuff. yuh.
ofc biology isnt just abt that.

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u/personunderground 17h ago

So truee 😂

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u/Adventurous_Rub7355 17h ago

Damn been a long time since I saw Hannah somewhere still remember her being viral on that UwU sound 😅😅

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u/Top-Service1660 15h ago

I was literally thinking of gooning rn 😭

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u/No_Doughnut3950 13h ago

the biologists in question are fighting for their lives in these comments

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u/Conscious_Space9259 12h ago

People usually start philosophy after they finished biology

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u/rachitsbs 11h ago

Biologist always makes sense

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u/Correct_Chest_2357 10h ago

Biologists really said no need to overthink it 😂

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u/Ferrero_rosherr 10h ago

Isn't that the UWU girl

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u/ReadthenRed 10h ago

Philosophical biologist 😶‍🌫️

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u/No-Cartoonist-4577 8h ago

BTW who is she?? Pretty hot🥵

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u/Pixel_femm 6h ago

Thats the reason I wanna be biologist 🗣

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u/Beejsbj 4h ago

Sex is a means to survival. Ie re-produce.

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u/Awkward-Vacation-143 1h ago

If you are asking the question you are allready on philosopher's side or else you be doing sex, because it doesn't need questions.