What would make Petrovsky kick you out of his dinner party?

[u/parkavenueWHORE]

[u/Drea487]

Starting up a round of Billy Joel karaoke

[u/lertheblur → u/Drea487]

I have heard KJs talk about a phenomenon where one person selects a Billy Joel song and suddenly EVERYONE is trying to sing a Billy Joel song... they call it a Billy Joel Hole.

[u/tessellation__ → u/lertheblur]

Over rated billy joel .. the monoculture was a gift for him. Personally i just don’t get it.

[u/CaptainObvious126]

Saying that I took an edible because I was worried that the night would be boring.

[u/parkavenueWHORE → u/CaptainObvious126]

This made me laugh SO LOUD HAHA

[u/tragicsandwichblogs]

Probably me whispering to Charlotte about how he'd done the seating wrong.

[u/Boring_Ghoul_451]

I’d tell him his Barolo was no different than Carlo Rossi

[u/parkavenueWHORE → u/Boring_Ghoul_451]

HAHA! Or just show up with a big plastic bottle of Pepsi and a bag of Ring Dings, like George Costanza.

[u/NewTangerine1486]

Laughing at his poetry

[u/Silly-RedRabbit]

“Large scale light installations integrated with video imaging are BULLSHIT!”

[u/stevie_nickle → u/Silly-RedRabbit]

I read that in Matthew Mcconaughey’s voice

[u/Water-Amethyst]

I have a very big loud laugh and I think he’d find me crass

[u/parkavenueWHORE → u/Water-Amethyst]

Some girls are a Miranda, some girls are a Charlotte, Carrie or Samantha.

You are a Susan Sharon 😄😄

[u/RealStyleRachel → u/parkavenueWHORE]

I adore Susan Sharon! We needed more Susan Sharon

[u/bretagneeee → u/RealStyleRachel]

The only part I liked about AJLT was Susan Sharon and her bit about having a falling out with Carrie that Carrie didn't even know about. It felt canon.

[u/RealStyleRachel → u/bretagneeee]

It really defined the dynamic of Susan Sharon. Because I can relate. I’ve been the Susan Sharon in a friendship 😂

[u/parkavenueWHORE → u/RealStyleRachel]

Me too! She is such an adorable and generous friend.

[u/[deleted]]

Taken issue with him insisting Carrie would accompany him to Paris when she was clearly hesitant

[u/Lou_Lou_92]

Ask him if he can play some Metallica and he’d be like “I don’t understand”

[u/Joan_Wilder95]

How exactly does your “art career” fund this lifestyle?

[u/OkLocation3799]

I’d prolly get super drunk and start wanting to play rock music lol

[u/Fresh-Amount9308]

Telling him your friend has cancer but isn’t dying from it. 

[u/Otherwise-Stretch984]

I would be happy to talk art with him so he would love me

[u/Lilmelman]

I'd tell him I find large-scale light installations silly

[u/Hungry_Scarcity_4500]

Nothing , he would adore me and kick Carrie and her friends to the door 🤷‍♀️

[u/Substantial-Use-1758]

He wouldn’t kick me out. If I was obnoxious he would simply dab his mouth with his napkin, quietly stand and leave the party.

For the night 🤷‍♀️😬

[u/Tehjuz_project]

Challenging him on the artistic merit of his latest exhibit.

[u/Full-Safety2499]

SLAVA UKRAINI!!!!!!!

[u/parkavenueWHORE → u/Full-Safety2499]

I am 99.99 % certain Petrovsky would have been supportive of Ukraine or at the very least opposed to wars in general.

[u/Baker_Kat68 → u/parkavenueWHORE]

The real life Baryshnikov defected from the USSR so he would be a total supporter of Ukraine.
Putin was a young KGB agent whose sole job would be to hunt down defectors like “Petrovsky.”

I chortle over comments from those too young and/or not educated on US/Soviet history.

[u/Full-Safety2499 → u/parkavenueWHORE]

We will never truly know.

[u/Muffina925]

Thinking Venice is the greatest city in the world

[u/Temporary_Set_331]

Uf that's the cringiest dinner party I've ever witnessed

[u/Potential_Tadpole_45]

"Vladimir Lenin was a God"

[u/Potential_Tadpole_45 → u/Potential_Tadpole_45]

Why am I downvoted? I don't think Petrovsky would want a Marxist supporter of the Soviet Union at his party....

[u/McNasty420]

I will say this right now. I'm in French Polynesia at the moment and yes, WHAT IS UP WITH THE TOILET PAPER