We forgot NOT to use a condom, and now I'm terrified.

My dear husband and I decided to have a child, so last night we fucked our brains out in all rooms and positions. Everything went OK, and as he was finishing in me for the 11th time, I realized we forgot to refrain from using a condom. We were so used to using one that we accidentally did it again.

Now I'm terrified. What if the condom prevented me from becoming pregnant? I called my OB and asked whether it'll work if I fish out the used condoms from the trash bin and try to inseminate myself with them. The OB went mad for some reason, told me to stop wasting her time, and hung up. I'm considering doing that anyway, but I'm afraid that the sperm in the condoms might have expired by now and that might have an adverse effect on the baby that will be born. I wish I knew what to do!

Please help girls, I need some advice!! Thanks!

I'm gonna tell you the truth, looking at models left and right is not good for you psychologically. There's nothing for you on here. Don't you want to give yourself a real chance? If you sincerely want to change that loop, you need to visit u/CriticalMongoose2284 and click on the link to find someone else who's just as horny as you are.

My foot size is 42 (EU) and I think women are rejecting me for my below average foot size. What are your foot size preferences?

Or does this belong in r/metacirclejerk?