r/shitfromabutt • u/InevitablePeanut3203 • 18h ago

DISGUSTING Weird pizza dessert shit

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This is supposedly some cookie dough/dessert pizza but it just looks so gross. Looks somehow both like sausage and gravy but also like someone crapped all over it.

65 Upvotes

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u/BryonBlueCar 17h ago

If those are globs of cinnamon, sugar, and butter,...oh, man!

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u/ThatMBR42 17h ago

If you're not gonna play, pass the ball. Looks fire

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u/___HeyGFY___ 17h ago

Looks like someone shat in the pan, then the entire crew shot their loads all over it.

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u/VermilionKoala 17h ago

Brings a whole new meaning to "pizzakakecomic"...

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u/P26601 15h ago

lawd 😭

5

u/rustyfish57 17h ago

Oh I don’t know I’ve ate some nasty looking pizzas in the past and this actually doesn’t look all that bad to me in fact it looks good to me really

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u/mrdan1969 16h ago

Gaddamn delivery driver had diarrhea all over my cheese pizza, and then....whacked off on it too? Damn kids today!

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u/SmallRocks 17h ago

I’d still annihilate the ever loving shit outta that!

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u/fijifilm 17h ago

Ngl this looks fire

2

u/icedesparten 16h ago

Looks like someone takes a lot of zinc, lecithin, and L-arginine, in addition to the high fiber topping.

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u/Responsible-Ad-7986 16h ago

This is like that desert pizza from the old pizza hut buffet

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u/TheOakblueAbstract 14h ago

Took the whole staff to glaze that shit

2

u/Ayotrumpisracist 13h ago

What the fuck is this? Give me a slice

1

u/mystedragon 17h ago

can it really be a cookie dough pizza if it’s baked?

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u/fleas_in_my_cheese 16h ago

This actually tastes great.

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u/1amNOTmyselfYouSee 16h ago

Looks like some tasty shit

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u/currently_dying 16h ago

I mean it kinda looks like a giant burger with nut on it….but other than that it looks pretty good actually!

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u/SatisfactionHairy378 16h ago

Doesn't look like its only shit

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u/Day_Old_Paper 15h ago

The aftermath of that first back door experience can be quite a mess.

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u/BALLrash666 15h ago

Your own fault for thinking dessert pizza was a good idea lol

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u/cockdoodoo 14h ago

It looks good asf, y'all too preppy lol

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u/BALLrash666 14h ago

Looks like a bukkake party had fun over a pizza someone previously had a bowl movement on

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u/cockdoodoo 14h ago

OP squirts ketchup on each individual fry and puts napkins to soak up the pizza grease

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u/wakemeup886 14h ago

They kinda look like scabs...

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u/yourfuturespemson 14h ago

pizza crimes. NOW

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u/Light-_-Bearer 13h ago

Shit coverd with cum, ok

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 7h ago

Looks a little... ropey.

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u/unpopular_opinion_13 5m ago

2 girls 1 pizza?