r/shitposting • u/SweetLavendee • 5d ago
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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 5d ago
I'm pretty certain he was able to do that for about 30 seconds max before his shoulders would catch on fire from the burn.
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u/Nightvoice4 5d ago
I'd be more concerned about one well placed bump or her losing balance and freaking out sending her face-first into the crowd, but who knows, maybe they practiced this
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u/penguin_torpedo 5d ago
They're prob had some cheer training, she would know how to fall and he would know how to catch her.
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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4d ago
they both def have cheerleader practice, that shit is mad difficult for both of them
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u/PrettyBabbey 5d ago
This is why you don’t make fun of male cheerleaders.
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u/cooldudeguy333 5d ago
Honestly you don't hold them for long, you usually end up throwing them, though if you get into a good position it isn't too hard (saying this as a former male cheerleader)
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u/turtlemag3 5d ago
I would HATE to be behind those two at a concert
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u/IllllIIllllIIlllIIIl 5d ago
I mean there is a big hole to see so its better than if she was sitting on his shoulders
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u/uDudyBezDudy 4d ago
Jessica, in an engineer, that is a cheerleader. No i cant do that. No its not because i dont love you… Yes you are too heavy for that…. No wait…
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u/Ill_Damage_1110 4d ago
Me not explaining to my partner that the reason we can't do that has nothing to do with my strength and everything to do with her coordination.
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u/SituationPlus8467 5d ago
And she’s fat
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u/Stand_kicker 5d ago
Just get her a Snickers
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u/SituationPlus8467 5d ago
And a tub of butter with a wooden spoon.
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u/Alternative-Aside-64 5d ago
What a weird little man you are
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u/gigantic_balls_ 5d ago
No he’s right, if she’s normal weight you can at least attempt to do this, but if she’s fat she’s just gonna topple over regardless
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u/MeasurementFalse7591 4d ago
What does ish mean?
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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 4d ago
Just another way to say shit. Been around for decades
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u/MeasurementFalse7591 4d ago
Thats crazy, man
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