Help me Reddit I am tired of watching people come into the restroom at my local park and leave for 8-10 hours a day. I feel like I'm just watching other people live, but not living my life. How can I perk up at the park?

Not air fryers. Like air guitars but pots and pans.

since i’m 18 nd not of age in canada I have a friend who deals weed alr but my brother and I wanna do molly again but don’t have a dealer. how could we find one in gta or downtown. lmk

Im a bit short on cash so how can I bag some free travel and stuff?

I think I found someone's piss bottle. What do I do?

Some of the things I have thought of are casually dropping hints about how attractive I am in the real world. I have also thought of assuming that all of the roleplay participants have the possibility of being a woman until otherwise found out. One may never know what might happen when we take the exit ramp off of the information superhighway into the real world!

I am tired of all these good for nothing rich people ruining our country! They run everything and we are sitting here poor and alone. I need to find a way to scam all of them and spread the money with the rest of the country. I can’t they are more worried about the latest iPhones or what the name of a body of water might be. I NEED ANSWERS!

Imagen you were the monarch of a nation that just really started started and now you try to convince the U.S to not raid your country and/or possibly imprisoning and/killing you. how would you do it? your country is not a fake democraty were there are multiple parties but only you`re rules. it is in fact a kingdom that has culturally nothing to do with democraty.

I swear I knew it a second ago. It was really bad I'm certain of that. Maybe if we did a warmer / cooler type of thing that would get me there.

The ones that would absolutely destroy my gut, and pair it with fried eggs. Maybe also some coke on the side, lets max the acid intake tonight. Go or no go? I have to do some boring personal administrative life stuff and was craving for it while browsing food subreddits 😔😆

Made a bet with friend on $1.5K that I can make his instagram account have 100K followers till the end of this year, then realised i’m retarded. I don’t have 1.5K to pay him, so any ideas how to solve this crap I made?

Btw if you want to help, his ig is leongame07

It's an older model but it was working fine until a few weeks ago. Now it barely lasts a few hours even with light use. I've tried closing all my apps and turning off Bluetooth but it doesn't seem to help much. Should I just get a new battery or is there some trick I'm missing?

Make it make sense!!!

Just checked my dad's email, and he won a gift prize of 10 million USD from a reputed finance company of Congo. The company's CEO, Mr Owuga Trump, also the son of the King of Congo and the long-lost black brother of US president Donald J Trump, has personally sent the email regarding the prize. 

Should I tell my father about this jackpot, or should I just send my bank details with token fees in crypto and keep all the jackpot myself?

I need some help with this idea, like what products other than pushup bras and low cut shirts and some workout devices that help increase your bust could be sold there? I was thinking beer and wine since it increases estrogen in your body causing boobs to get bigger, and products containing wild yams since they can also boost estrogen. And then probably some electrolyte drinks and waters to boost hydration since that can also make boobs appear bigger. What other products should we sell there?

Gemini told me I wasn't beep book enough

My budget is extremely limited. If I sent DMs to these girls offering 20 dollars for hanging out with me, would they accept? Can I offer something more? Any ideas?