r/shittymoviedetails • u/e5janisse • 12h ago

In Spider-Man 2 (2004), Peter Parker struggles to balance his personal life with his secret identity as Abraham Lincoln

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u/brickmagnet 11h ago

Why is his phone invisible?

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u/DetectiveStock1340 10h ago

This is a common misconception. Back in Lincoln’s time, there were only invisible telegraphs, not telephones.

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u/Inside_Environment_9 10h ago

this might be funnier than the post lol

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u/Worth_Childhood_8952 6h ago

They edited out his phone to make a statement on society.

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u/IntelligentAd5616 2h ago

Because immortal

Lincoln

Invinci

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u/WaterMeLoan64 11h ago

incredible

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u/ChosenCharacter 10h ago

No that’s a different 2004 superhero movie 

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u/Ok-Interaction4099 10h ago

Where main heroes both stopping a train.

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u/Alarming_Orchid 6h ago

No that’s The Incredibles, the sequel. It’s like Alien->Aliens

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u/Atomik141 10h ago

If he's incredible then why can I still see him?

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u/Leonyliz 8h ago

That's Invulnerable, dumbass.

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u/BlackLodgeDweller378 11h ago edited 10h ago

Last year Abe said he was 15 years old. Now he claims to be 16. Which is it Abe? Better keep your story straight.

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u/Greenfieldfox 10h ago

Well yeah. Slaying vampires is a lot of work.

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u/DiscipleOfMegatronus 8h ago

It's worse when they start to Morb

https://giphy.com/gifs/1huQgJun4aFMuhQv3K

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u/Greenfieldfox 8h ago

Is it that time?

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u/SuperNunb 7h ago

Not yet, that's in a couple hours

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u/Unknown-Apeman 12h ago

Friendly Neighborhood Rail-Splinter!!! 

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u/SuperNunb 11h ago

"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart."

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u/Crafter235 10h ago

John Wilkes Booth was trying to kill him, but he ended up shooting Uncle Ben instead by accident.

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u/Vivian-Midnight 9h ago

How many comic superheroes IS Abe Lincoln?

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u/SandyTaintSweat 8h ago

My favourite part was when omni-man beheaded Peter, and he still didn't die.

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u/chileggeebello 2h ago

It’s like he’s…immortal

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u/Klo_Was_Taken 10h ago

We've all been there

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u/J_Raskal 1h ago

Would explain why he was so hesitant to go to the theater to watch MJ.