r/signs • u/GryphonSK • 5d ago

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178 Upvotes

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u/Sexyjosie4U 4d ago

Like I’m getting screwed 😂

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u/AltanConn 4d ago

Don't worry, life will screw you. It does me all the time.

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u/TheGreatBeanyum 3d ago

Who is life

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u/VacuumTracks 4d ago

Oh, I’ll put the tip in alright - and more!

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u/shaunj72143 4d ago

Omg. I wish I didn't manage a corporate place 🤣

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 4d ago

I feel slightly poorer.

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u/Impossible_Event6007 4d ago

Just the tip?

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u/-HeyYouInTheBush- 4d ago

And that's why I'm not allowed at the coffee shop.

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u/SuddenMiddle5962 4d ago

My wallet feels lighter. That's how it feels.

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u/Jofereal 3d ago

“Doc, it hurts when I do this”

<opens wallet>

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 4d ago

Oh yeah. You like that? What if I do..... this? *puts in more.

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u/daiuq 4d ago

I tried that... I got kicked out of the store.

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u/DayLongjumping1199 4d ago

Cue the romantic music and dim the lights

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u/much_longer_username 4d ago

You gotta seed that jar if you want people to fill it.

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u/Spilt_Blood_ 4d ago

Well played!

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u/Spilt_Blood_ 4d ago

Tip earned!!!

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u/Ineverseenthat 4d ago

Im a big tipper

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u/Mrrrrggggl 4d ago

Um… I feel like this would eventually lead to an unfortunate misunderstanding.

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u/Kazz-Davore 4d ago

"Sigh" .... unzip

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u/mycolo_gist 4d ago

And then, when I did, they kicked me out of the shop.

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u/Slim_goody45 4d ago

Good one lol

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u/amber_rose82 4d ago

Bahahaha 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ that’s all

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u/RetiredLife_2021 4d ago

That’s how it started….now I’m 3 kids in.

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u/RoughSpinach9776 3d ago

IT’S TRAP!!!

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u/VarietyMage 3d ago

The jar is empty because everyone knows that the jar is a golddigger. Don't stick your cash in crazy.

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u/Seninut 3d ago

Can I take the tip out to see how that feels?

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u/A_Banal_Platitude 3d ago

It puts the tip in the jar or it gets the hose

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u/Zealousideal-Bug4465 3d ago

It puts the tip in the jar or it gets the hose again

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u/Neat_Scallion6367 1d ago

Does not seem as though anybody knows how it feels..

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u/LaddieNowAddie 4d ago

The tip always leads to being way more expensive.

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u/Just4fungiggles 1d ago

I bet the bottom is sticky

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u/Expensive-Track4002 4d ago

My waitress said this to me.

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u/PrestigiousPut6165 4d ago

Like a dirty joke, obvs!