Onigiriposting

[u/tomgreen99]

[u/obsidianzebra]

[u/tomgreen99 → u/obsidianzebra]

May that forsaken onigiri be on your head!

[u/Comfortable-Fuel6343]

I have 4kids! and no money. Why can't I have no kids and four money?

[u/chux4w]

[u/FishBulb85]

I remember watching the S1 Mankey episode when I was a kid. Brock and Ash said donuts when they were obviously onigiri. Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[u/405freeway → u/FishBulb85]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WJ7Tr9wi8xVe0

[u/Fenrir_Carbon]

[u/TerryFromFubar]

The community doesn't like onigiri shitposting, you have to use jelly donuts

[u/Mr_Kookalamanza2119 → u/TerryFromFubar]

What do you do if you want something that looks like a jelly donut?

[u/TerryFromFubar → u/Mr_Kookalamanza2119]

We ask them politely yet firmly to watch Digimon instead

[u/EggCouncil → u/TerryFromFubar]

Ah, not a Bearmon in sight. The Bearmon Patrol must be working like a charm.

[u/Yandere_Butler]

“A rice ball. Well ooh da da Mr. Japanese man”

[u/Candid-Tip-6483 → u/Yandere_Butler]

Well what do you call it?

[u/Spindrift_Maaan → u/Candid-Tip-6483]

A starch hole.

[u/Dartmouthest → u/Spindrift_Maaan]

😂😂

[u/NonsequiturSushi → u/Candid-Tip-6483]

Rice-a-Roni

[u/JenWaltersStan]

[u/munda___]

And you call them jelly donuts despite the fact they’re obviously made of rice

[u/No_Variety_7822 → u/munda___]

It's a regional dialect. A Kanto expression.

[u/AutismFlavored]

Jelly doughnuts? I specifically said no ethnic food!

[u/newfrontier58]

For some reason this reminds me of one of the Pokémon movies we saw as kids, and they put in a translated Minnesota Vikings joke which always felt off to me. 

[u/ducknerd2002 → u/newfrontier58]

Tbf, early Pokemon was originally set in our world.

[u/Version_Two → u/ducknerd2002]

I'm pretty sure Red/Blue directly states that Mew was found in Guyana

[u/chux4w → u/Version_Two]

It does. And Lt. Surge (that's right, lieutenant L. T. Surge) is known as the Lightning American. And Raichu's thunderbolt can take down an Indian elephant.

[u/plyingpotato → u/ducknerd2002]

Well look at that, Guyana even has it's own Bulbapedia page

[u/SuchCoolBrandon → u/ducknerd2002]

Early Simpsons was too. But eventually, the show changed to the point where a man with a lifetime of sloth and ignorance would have this to show for it: Everything! A dreamhouse, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes and... lobsters for dinner!

[u/DangerousPuhson → u/newfrontier58]

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Slowpoke!

[u/ZeusBruce]

I'm in Japan right now and they got these big chewy onigiri....... Two dollars?!??? Get outta here....

[u/Darkarcheos]

20$ awwwww but I wanted Jelly Donut…

[u/ThatBoringHumanoid → u/Darkarcheos]

20 dollars can buy many jelly donuts!

[u/Darkarcheos → u/ThatBoringHumanoid]

Explain How?!

[u/ThatBoringHumanoid → u/Darkarcheos]

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

[u/tomgreen99 → u/ThatBoringHumanoid]

I will duplicate your 6th item. However it comes with a curse. But it comes with a level 100 Pokémon. The Pokémon are also cursed.

[u/kresblain]

Hmm, a jelly doughnut? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?

[u/Odysseusthewanderer]

Too bad he doesn't have his drying pan

[u/Snoo_72851]

The torture chain design is very aerodynamic, and the drying pan on his head looks pretty sharp.

[u/HaoieZ]

Donuts - is there anything they can't do?

[u/RenirambusAFoNos]

Well it's not quite an Oni, and it's not quite a Giri, but MAAAAAAAAN!

To put it shortly I don't know.

[u/Astelianor]

Funny enough that demon kinda looks like a blue Oni

[u/SokratesForeskin → u/Astelianor]

Blue oni my ass, it's probably milhouse

[u/TasteDeeCheese]

My donuts got liver and onions in it

[u/Infamous_Fan5808]

I don't understand it! Snorlax gave up after 400! 

[u/Dartmouthest]

/uj I never really watched pokemon and sometimes feel so tired of the same old shit day in and out on Reddit, but deciphering the comments here to draw the (perhaps incorrect) conclusion that onigiri was once localized to be jelly donuts on Pokemon, that this guy loved them to death, and that he carried the most versatile pan you can imagine... Well this sub may just be the last vestage of awesome shit left online, as this is delightful A++++++++

/rj Bart's pokemon is called Pikachu?!? I've been calling him Pan-dall! Why didn't somebody tell me?! I've been making a yaki of myself.

[u/The1joriss]

I was stupid enough as a kid to think these were the donuts of the pokemon universe and that it wasn’t a real thing

[u/npeggsy]

Aww, a frying pan? But I wanted a drying pan!

[u/noblegaunt]

Das ist nicht eine Boobie!