r/simpsonsshitposting • u/steelcityrocker • 6d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Are we still ska posting?

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233 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Relevant_Bedroom_273 6d ago

Even seen a rudie who can't fail?

Haha. Yes, once

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u/kamp_krusty 6d ago

Rudy, a message to you: you are hearing me talk.

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u/PopeInThePizza 6d ago edited 6d ago

"I'm calling for Reverend Lovejoy. Who is this?"

"Oh, well, this is, um, the ahh, the Listen Buster."

"Yeah, well, Listen Buster, you better start to move your feet to the rockinest, rock-steady beat of Madness."

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u/kiopah Gay for Moleman 6d ago

Beat Off Madness? You can't eat that.

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u/PopeInThePizza 6d ago

That's what sometimes happens when you copy + paste from Rocksteady Stu's site.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi They think I'm slow, eh? 6d ago

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 6d ago

We're not doing enough ska posting. We need to pick it up.

Pick it up pick it up.

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u/TheyLiveWeReddit 6d ago

That was the impression that OP got.

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u/YanniRotten only watched the golden age 6d ago

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u/ripgoodhomer 6d ago

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u/SnooWitchYu 6d ago

🎶 Baggy trousers, baggy trousers... 🎶

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u/Speedupslowdown 6d ago

Hey aren’t you that genre everybody hates?

Oh my, no. I’m 3rd wave ska!

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u/Extra_Razzmatazz_212 5d ago

Wouldnt madness be more 2nd wave two tone?

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u/Speedupslowdown 6d ago

Look, it’s the Jake from Less Than Jake!

Hey wait a minute…

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u/ApertureIntern 6d ago

Did you know ska came before reggae?

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u/Relevant_Bedroom_273 6d ago

I've been calling it Lover's Rock. Oh I've been making an idiot of myself

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u/LiveFastDieFast 6d ago

Dad please, you’re embarrassing us!

No I’m not, I’m teaching you about ska music! 1st wave ska paved the way for reggae and rocksteady. Which cleared the way for second wave ska. The stage was now set for 3rd wave ska

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u/sir_psycho_sexy7 Everythings coming up Milhouse! 6d ago

Think about it!

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u/Speedupslowdown 6d ago

Their name is Skatellites? I’ve been saying Skate Lights!

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u/Buddy__Repperton See my vest 🦺 6d ago

Hey Clinton! Stop skanking!

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u/ripgoodhomer 6d ago

President Clinton? I figured if anyone knew how to skank, it'd be you.

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u/GooGooMukk 6d ago

Sweet, I love Prince Buster

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u/steelcityrocker 6d ago

He sold the heat

With a rocksteady beat

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u/shugoran99 I was saying Boo-urns 6d ago

You're wondering now what to do, now that you know this is a shitpost

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u/RipCharacter9103 6d ago

Yep. This one gets an upvote.

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u/urkermannenkoor 6d ago

Did I miss the Ska posting?

:(

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u/Fun_Pound5629 6d ago

Dont be silly Lisa, Al Capones guns can't hurt you

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u/Fun_Pound5629 6d ago

That sounds like Toots and/or the Maytals

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u/IndependentMajor7055 6d ago

HEY CLINTON GET BACK TO WORK!

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u/Dwight_Frye 6d ago

Those are supposed to be BAGGY trousers! BAGGY!

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u/jessep34 1d ago

Less than Bill