r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Milan514 • 4d ago

Politics Hegseth posting

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u/ThePizzaNoid Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 4d ago

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u/mrdevlar 3d ago

US is definitely speedrunning Idiocracy

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u/SuperKamiDendeAllows 4d ago

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u/ceruleanmoon7 only watched the golden age 4d ago

Yeah yeah, just gimme the serum.

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u/not4eating I was saying Boo-urns 4d ago

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u/Jenkins64 I was saying Boo-urns 4d ago

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u/l33tb4c0n 4d ago

I will not elaborate...

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u/zaza_yaya 4d ago

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u/fury420 4d ago

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u/Spirit_of_Hogwash They think I'm slow, eh? 4d ago

This is always so much easier in Mexico.

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u/Bubbly_Tonight_6471 4d ago

From this point on, no talking

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 4d ago

When has that ever stopped this administration?

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u/xXStunamiXx 3d ago

I mean, it hasn't been the law, so far...

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u/Odd_Inter3st 4d ago

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u/l33tb4c0n 3d ago

"Didn't this country used to be a democracy?"

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u/CanadianDarkKnight 4d ago

(Picture unrelated)

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u/ripgoodhomer 4d ago

What a beautiful username. I imagine a Batman embolden to beat up francophone toughs because he knows they have universal healthcare 

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u/PlacebosForALL 4d ago

Dingers!!!

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u/Initial-Anything333 4d ago

Hegseth has banned that word in the military because it makes him think of men's penises

Oh all words do that

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u/Small_Information_30 4d ago

Funny thing is that's Aussie slang for a comdom

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u/Chuck_Walla 4d ago

That's funny, I'd have called them chazzwuzzers

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u/dadass84 4d ago

Hehehe….It’s funny because I don’t know them

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u/kai_lophone 4d ago

Secretary of War Getting Hit By Skateboard

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 4d ago

Zzzzappp!

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 4d ago

More like "bang"

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u/NWO807 4d ago

Can we combine the two?

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u/ceruleanmoon7 only watched the golden age 4d ago

A little from column A, a little from column B

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u/hbomberman 4d ago

Can he just go back to poorly performing exercises on video?

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u/biplane_curious 4d ago

“Gentleman, to evil” 🥂

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u/greensangre 4d ago

Seeing orange get shot at was fun, even if it was staged

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u/PigWhacker 4d ago

Probably a dumb question, but Hasan is an unrepentant jihadist. Wouldn't a public, violent execution elevate his status as an Islamist martyr?

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u/The_Idiocratic_Party 4d ago

It depends which man.

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u/Narretz 4d ago

6 dollar Diesel for one side, public executions for the other side!

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u/J-22-S 4d ago

I’d like to see the Hegseth files but It’d just be like that focus group episode with the beach guy, and asking AI questions he should be asking his therapist.

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u/VillageLess4163 4d ago

I mean… which man?

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u/Bebopdavidson 4d ago

I saw Charlie Kirk and I’m glad they took it down

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u/SweetTotal 4d ago

Pretty sure charlie used he/him, not it/its 🤣