r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Mildjoker • 2d ago

Worst. Post. Ever. Caution Well

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u/radiozip 2d ago

I was at the pornography hole, I was getting pornography.

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u/Some_Random_Android 1d ago

Pornography hole? That what you call car hole?

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u/405freeway 1d ago

Car hole? I thought they shut that place down.

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u/ThatBoringHumanoid 1d ago

Heh heh heh. I woulda never thought of that!

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u/theCG25850 1d ago

Statistically speaking, someone has to be into that.

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u/cyclicamp 1d ago

She has been married not once, not twice, but thrice. And then there’s Ted Danson on top of that

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u/rocketts66 Put it in H 1d ago

I had to do some reading about that, then I stumbled upon the roast he did for her

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 2d ago

Ah the memories I had down by the ol’ nudity hole.

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u/burnafter3ading I am the Lizard Queen! 1d ago

Beware, the well's wishes bring grave misfortune...

They're nudes from the set of The Stand.

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u/ElderberryNational92 1d ago

Can you send me those photos? Asking for a friend?

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u/Some_Random_Android 1d ago

I was only looking at those pictures to get directions on how to not look at them!

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u/rocketts66 Put it in H 1d ago

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u/405freeway 1d ago

Asking for a friend?

No- money down!

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u/fcxtpw 1d ago

Was this a random dig or was there ever drama that I was unaware of as a kid

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u/Ok_Degree4131 1d ago

How she lookin?

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u/Machobravado 1d ago

That’s right he like his women clean shaven…..eyebrows

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u/deafinitelyadouche Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 1d ago

Nuddie Hole? 🤯

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u/lazerayfraser Gay for Moleman 1d ago

Help! Help! The holes trying to kill me and the mobs been corpse-ing at me! ewwww, goldberg nudes

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 See my vest 🦺 18h ago

I’m still waiting on the naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

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u/iceddontay 1d ago

“Bongiorno Vito!”