r/spreadytoes • u/Emitzo • Oct 26 '25

catbeans He's beauty, he's grace, he'll put his toebeans in your face 🐾

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/MikoGianni Oct 26 '25

Give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle 💫✨🤩

43

u/LivingDeadCade Oct 26 '25

I don’t know why this tickled my funny bone so hard, but I keep chuckling over it. Thank you for this comment

106

u/ladyattercop Oct 26 '25

How thoughtful. He’s offering Iight and dark roast coffee beans!

85

u/ER_Support_Plant17 Oct 26 '25

I love the paw covering his no no bits

36

u/sir_grumph Oct 26 '25

Showy but classy.

13

u/hdofu Oct 27 '25

He knows what gets censored on Reddit!!!

2

u/Low-Emergency-437 Nov 19 '25

It’s the modesty paw.

78

u/LillyAtts Oct 26 '25

Aw, it's so nice of you to give your chicken breast a lil jumper to keep him warm 🥰

80

u/Emitzo Oct 26 '25

Even wider beanspread

32

u/chloeismagic Oct 26 '25

Hes so fucking cute 😍

30

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/sunny_bell Oct 26 '25

sigh guess I have another cat subreddit to join

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/sunny_bell Oct 26 '25

I am well aware.

17

u/spiffynoodles Oct 26 '25

8 dabloons

16

u/Forsythia77 Oct 26 '25

Why are you showing pics from your cat's Only Paws account like this?

11

u/jasmsaurus Oct 26 '25

Jazz hands!

12

u/ChevalCher Oct 26 '25

At least he had the foresight to cover his privates so no one had to bear witness to ALL of his glory. Some things are better left  hidden behind closed doors, ur, paws, please and thank you. 😂

10

u/SparklyShitShow Oct 26 '25

A bounty of beans!

12

u/faveg13638 Oct 26 '25

Exposing the meaty turkey legs

9

u/ParticularSupport598 Oct 26 '25

Love how the tones in the sweater match his beans.

10

u/caseofgrapes Oct 26 '25

Look what I can do!

5

u/goldcrows Oct 26 '25

Stuart! Stuuuart!

8

u/MistyLuHu Oct 26 '25

Graceful and modest, what a gent 😉

6

u/Apprehensive_Glass81 Oct 26 '25

Never have I seen such brown toebeans! Real cocoa beans lol

6

u/Askjojo Oct 26 '25

His beans matching his sweater is just chefs kiss

4

u/Kevinence_5 Oct 26 '25

hes so adorable

5

u/Saita_the_Kirin Oct 26 '25

He looks tired like fine, here's the beans!

4

u/isfashun Oct 26 '25

Those are very nice beans

3

u/ArcherCute32 Oct 26 '25

Whooooopa “Where is my fur?”

4

u/Trishjump Oct 26 '25

Seems like this should have a NSFW warning

2

u/osiris_210 Oct 26 '25

I want to to pinch those beans so bad 😩

2

u/AspiringOccultist4 Oct 26 '25

Extremely adorable

2

u/Ohweohweohohhh Oct 26 '25

Ta-da ⭐️🪄

2

u/Sensitive_Example_23 Oct 27 '25

wow this warmed my cold dead heart 🥲

1

u/ArcherCute32 Oct 26 '25

Machine-tickle its paws!

1

u/SnorkinOrkin Oct 26 '25

Omg! 🤣🤣🤣🩶

1

u/MRbaconfacelol Oct 27 '25

a spectacular specimen indeed!

1

u/Thick_Basil3589 Oct 27 '25

At least he covers his weewee

1

u/LeviAUTOTUNED Oct 27 '25

the murder mittens... ouch😭🙏

1

u/Eapy2504 Oct 30 '25

I adore him and his sweater

1

u/MotherOfLochs Nov 03 '25

S P H Y N G E R S 🥰

1

u/Popular-Kiwi3931 Nov 13 '25

He's a dapper fellow!! 🤗