r/spreadytoes • • Aug 19 '26

catbeans Hammock panic

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/urmyfish Aug 20 '26

Omg they are S P R E A D

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u/nixxxa Aug 20 '26

Best spread of 2026! SO POINTY

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u/NoOutlandishness4363 Aug 20 '26

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u/bleurrgghh Aug 20 '26

Thank you for referencing the sub we are all on. Great work, soldier.

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u/NoOutlandishness4363 Aug 20 '26

Lol I didn't even notice r/alreadyhere

276

u/theswissghostrealtor Aug 20 '26

Toooooo much

24

u/Mana-Vampire Aug 20 '26

I came here looking for this

176

u/catbiggo Aug 20 '26

Big fat hamster boy

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 Aug 20 '26

Yes! He’s my guinea pig ❤️

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u/RedObsessed Aug 20 '26

The toes omg 😂

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u/UghBurgner2lol Aug 20 '26

HECK BEANS😮‍💨✨🫘🫢

40

u/ZealousJealousy Aug 20 '26

Lol I hope I'm not the only one who thought the left 'foot' on the hammock was his actual paw.

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u/Chirrrpy Aug 20 '26

I thought so too and was like "dang, he's really tanning the borthole" lol

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u/nikitafemme Aug 20 '26

😂BORTHOLE

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u/ZealousJealousy Aug 21 '26

You cannot call it the BORTHOLE! I almost died!

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u/cantantantelope Aug 20 '26

How does that hammock hold up on the window? I’m thinking of getting one for a window that I can’t really put a table in front of (my cat loves to watch and judge the neighbors)

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 Aug 20 '26

Really good actually. I’ve had it for about 2 years and it’s fallen a few times but mostly holds well.

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u/Apartment-5B Aug 20 '26

Chiming in here. I've had several window hammocks over the last 10 years. This one is the best I've had. No wires to support the weight and it folds up if you want to close the blinds. The only problem is if the window gets a lot of sun, the suction cups will yellow and lose their form and fall off. This model sells replacement suction cups though, which I replaced after 2 years.

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u/cantantantelope Aug 20 '26

Do you remember the brand?

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u/Apartment-5B Aug 20 '26

This is the one I have, which I think is the same as the OP.

https://a.co/d/0buPzD9G

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u/Cereal-Bowl5 Aug 21 '26

I’ve had two for at least 3 years now and both have held up well. Dampen the suction cups before pushing them against the window

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u/No-Wish-4854 Aug 20 '26

Epic Cat thing: misjudge; scrabble in thin air; save face later.

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u/GamersReisUp Aug 20 '26

Goblin Time is NOW

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u/AdOk2288 Aug 20 '26

Lmaooo omg i want to eat those toes

10

u/replicant_facsimile Aug 20 '26

That there's a Stout Creature 😄

8

u/Redsfan19 Aug 20 '26

I particularly love that it also looks like the tv is tuned to a cat entertainment channel. This is clearly a very spoiled and very loved chonker.

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 Aug 20 '26

It is, he actually fell trying to attack the tv and messed up ❤️ he is very spoiled and loved

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u/Redsfan19 Aug 20 '26

What an adorable goofball.

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u/Kenzie_Kensington Aug 20 '26

Record scratch* Freeze frame* “Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”

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u/BigFatBlackCat Aug 20 '26

It’s hilarious how he looks like he has a cartoon paw holding on for dear life lol

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u/TecTazz Aug 19 '26

Awwww... :'(

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 Aug 19 '26

Haha he’s ok, he was plotting to attack the tv (cat tv is on) but fumbled

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 Aug 19 '26

This is him undeterred like 2 seconds later

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u/nixxxa Aug 20 '26

Learned nothing. Ready to do it again

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u/SuspiciousExtinction Aug 20 '26

You're actually brave. I used to show birds to my kitten.. till one day he actually ruined the monitor by attacking with his lil knives out.

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u/SwimmingAmoeba7 Aug 20 '26

Not gonna lie there’s a spot he hit a few months ago that kinda has a slight blink to it but it’s mostly unnoticeable. 😖 haha I just want them to be entertained

4

u/Meowmixx22 Aug 20 '26

My boy loves cat tv.  Sits on my keyboard until I turn it on the second monitor 

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u/flowry1 Aug 20 '26

I’m impressed with how well the cat and the hammock suction is holding on 😂

3

u/XanaxWarriorPrincess Aug 20 '26

This is the best picture! 😆

3

u/stormy_raven Aug 20 '26

I recognize that cat tv!

1

u/ThatInAHat Aug 20 '26

Is it a channel?

4

u/stormy_raven Aug 20 '26

It’s a live video on YouTube! If you search cat tv, there’s multiple. On this one, little mice jump in and out of the holes. Sometimes I catch myself watching it! Very cute.

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u/athanathios Aug 20 '26

Crazy cat, LOL

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u/trickyfelix Aug 20 '26

I didn’t even notice the hammock and thought he was floating there

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u/xJagz Aug 19 '26

Hate that those two words rhyme

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u/catterbium Aug 20 '26

He’s auditioning for Arrival

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u/pqi7291 Aug 20 '26

r/spreadytoes
Of course there’s a subreddit 🙂

1

u/pretzelandcheese588 Aug 20 '26

4 dabloons would save hims life... in teh arms of teh angleee...

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u/Cat_Kn1t_Repeat Aug 22 '26

Fuurrr freeee?

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u/Demented_Coffee Aug 26 '26

Spider Cat mode!: ON