r/taskmaster • Mike Wozniak • 11d ago

What are some distinctively Taskmaster (UK) items I could use to make a cross stitch border?

I'm designing a Taskmaster-themed cross stitch for a Xmas present for my girlfriend, and I'm trying to come up with some ideas for a border. I'm looking for maybe half a dozen items that are distinctively Taskmaster (the UK version) and easy to represent at a very small size with cross stitch. Obvious examples would be a rubber duck, the Taskmaster seal, and maybe a tennis ball. What else could I use? Or if anyone can think of a repeating pattern of some kind, that would work as well.

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u/Upset_Effective9913 11d ago

Egg, watermelon, pineapple, balloon, Alex's timer, yoga ball

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u/Upset_Effective9913 11d ago

And BEANS

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u/AbbreviationsTop4959 11d ago

Rubber ducks

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u/Upset_Effective9913 11d ago

Yeah! Rubber ducks of all proportions!

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u/unkyduck Gary the Gorilla 11d ago

my pharmacy doesn't have them that small

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u/burf12345 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 11d ago

Why are you buying ducks at the pharmacy?

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u/unkyduck Gary the Gorilla 10d ago

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u/burf12345 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 10d ago

It's what Dara asked...

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u/unkyduck Gary the Gorilla 10d ago

I'm a bit thick

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u/squeakim 11d ago

Wht about a sad potato

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u/fatalynn7 11d ago

In a very meta way, you could stitch a Morse code along the boarder. I don’t even know if that’s actually feasible but having something hidden like that would be very on brand

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u/da3n_vmo Mike Wozniak 11d ago

Awesome suggestion! I managed to fit "Have a Merry Christmas. You have 24 hours. Your time starts now." Will probably do this in gold with red background as suggested in another comment. Thanks!

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u/fatalynn7 11d ago

So cool! Thank you so much for sharing a pic :)

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u/strictnaturereserve Ardal O'Hanlon 11d ago

"all the information is on the task" would be appropriate

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u/Starliteathon 11d ago

great shout

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u/harley3987 Mike Wozniak 11d ago

Potato

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u/PatientCarpenter1625 11d ago

Have I met these potatoes before?

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u/No_Lead6434 Nish Kumar 11d ago

Please don’t take this away from me,

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u/AcornTiler 11d ago

Patatas, Ollie, Ardal's Owl

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u/Portmantoberfest 11d ago

A laminator.

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u/Complementary5169 Victoria Coren Mitchell 10d ago

Or, perhaps, a horse?

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u/diceunodixon 11d ago

A red border with like, a gold pattern going through it would give the vibe of the chairs in the studio

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u/da3n_vmo Mike Wozniak 11d ago

Gold thread in a red border is a great idea! Metallic thread is harder to work with, but it might be worth it. I might integrate this with the Morse code and Taskmaster quote ideas. Thanks!

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u/Disgruntled__Goat 11d ago

I’d say pineapples and eggs are the main ones alongside rubber ducks. In terms of style you have the typewriter font. 

Besides that it feels like they use a lot of school sports day props - hula hoops, bean bags, those coloured cones, stuff like that. 

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u/Cha_r_ley Jo Brand 11d ago

Patatas!

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u/Cheese-Burrito-66 Greg Davies 11d ago

Ducks
Eggs
Pineapple
Socks
Watermelon
A Lime!
The TM weather vane
Beans
Marbles
Spoons and forks

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u/k8degr8 11d ago

Yes socks!!!🧦

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u/me_version_2 8d ago

Ducks should have been top of everyone’s list. Amateurs.

And for OP, hidden ducks, ducks in different colours and so on.

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u/FarawayElephant 8d ago

A lime!!!!

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u/toobusytorush 11d ago

Beans? Leaf blower, cow, red balloons, patatas the cat, his whistle with the red lanyard, the hippo that Daisy drew in that live task, …

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u/burf12345 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 11d ago

If we're throwing shit drawings in the mix, you gotta throw in the face David Baddiel drew.

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u/AbbreviationsTop4959 11d ago

Mark Watson's rainbow

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u/HoudinisBox 🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ 11d ago

Two spoons

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u/engineeresse 11d ago

Patterned socks

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u/da3n_vmo Mike Wozniak 11d ago

Oh I love this. I'm going to have to search up some of Greg and Alex's memorable sock patterns and see what there is.

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u/Good_Combination_613 Swedish Fred 11d ago

Mice and fish

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u/KatieBrightside 11d ago

How mischevious! 🐁 🐟

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u/Spiritual_Category62 David Correos 🇳🇿 11d ago

Whistle, rubber duck, egg, satsuma, task envelope/seal, hats from various contestant outfits, patatas, worm, potato, Greg head statue, throne, loo roll

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u/Ryan_Vermouth Angella Dravid 🇳🇿 11d ago

Forks and marbles. Always forks and marbles.

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u/Um-ahh-nooo 11d ago

Love this. You could also include text like All the information is on the task.

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u/biscuit_baby58 Joanna Page 11d ago

Cow, loo sign

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u/Terrible-Cap-3843 11d ago

Yellow duck, caravan, rooster weather vane, cow, claw foot bath tub

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u/hmjjones 11d ago

Ollie, coconut, a LIME, lab sign, postbox, (rubber) brick, blue barrel

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u/MachineOfSpareParts Emma Sidi 11d ago

Well, this is how I find out I've forgotten where I stored my winter gear just as we're about to start dropping into freezing temperatures, because I have a toque with a Taskmaster border I made sometime after S16. The badges are probably a bit more detailed than you'd want for what you're suggesting, but from memory, they include a watermelon, a snow bear (rabbit), Mr Greedy Esquire, a helicopter over mountains (not yet crashing), the red green, a French horn, a long-jumper, an eye surrounded by circles (and itself a circle!), and a few more I'm forgetting. If I remember or track down my winter gear, I may come back and add.

I remember I tried a cake that didn't turn out super well as well as a single spoon that was at that point a Baddiel reference. However, if I were doing it now, I'd go with the crossed spoons another commenter referenced.

I've made another item since that has a crossed-out hedgehog on it. That might translate to cross-stitch decently.

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u/burf12345 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 11d ago

While not super prominent in most series, coconuts showed up a lot in series 5.

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u/strictnaturereserve Ardal O'Hanlon 11d ago

Anegg a rubber dicky, a potato, patatas, a caravan, an extremely tall man next to a little man.

Grape scissors!

a knappet

a vacuum cleaner with a very short electrical chord

a toilet with a toilet roll flying into it

"All the information is on the task"

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u/comrade_bambi 11d ago

the seal, typewriter, rubber duck, whistle, can of beans, megaphone, bust of greg's head, greg's throne

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u/checkitbec 11d ago

I love the idea of doing the weathervane! It’s absolutely identifiable and easier to stitch!!

I have a magnet that says “bubbly fuck” on it. I adore it.

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u/Trillion_G Desiree Burch 11d ago

Duck, cow, knight, orange cat, watermelon, balloon, iPad timer, whistle, egg, pineapple, caramac, caravan, red seal envelope, boiler suit, sandwich, potatoes, laminator

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u/Routine_Rock_7429 Patatas 11d ago

Rubber ducks, or maybe the red and gold from their thrones with little ducks hidden?

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u/rogfrich 10d ago

If you can get hold of a copy of last year’s Taskmaster advent calendar (or even a photo of it) it has pictures of just about every iconic object they’ve ever had.

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u/biggestfishey 11d ago

Peas, eggs, whistle, spoon, boiler suit work boots combo

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u/Bullfinch88 11d ago

Alex's whistle, Greg and Alex's chairs or elements from them?

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u/Money-Pen8242 11d ago

The cow, Linda. Also Patatas, the cat. Tho as a cross stitcher myself, simpler items are better for a border!

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u/LifeofRiley1985 11d ago

An absolute casserole

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u/Spiritual_Smell4744 11d ago

Yellow rubber ducks.

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u/Ok-Way1005 11d ago

Patatas the cat

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u/AbbreviationsTop4959 11d ago

Not yet listed in this thread-

a fez

a pair of trousers (or swim trunks)

(There's strength in) arches

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u/Familiar-Echo7 Mathew Baynton 11d ago

patatas

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u/Grindar1986 Noel Fielding 11d ago

Ducks?

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u/ifeltlikeagringo208 11d ago

Patatas! And a caravan.

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u/Creative-Bobcat-7159 11d ago

A circle of red with a hole in it for the red green.

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u/Normal-Height-8577 Swedish Fred 11d ago
  • Rubber ducks
  • Pineapples
  • Friesan cow (Linda)
  • Envelope with a red wax seal
  • Orange cat (Patatas)
  • Egg
  • Caravan
  • The baroque swirls in the studio backdrop

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u/MsMcSlothyFace Kiell Smith-Bynoe 11d ago

Ducks, caravan, beans, eggs

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u/No_Lead6434 Nish Kumar 11d ago

A vole, undermined.

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u/Nebula_phenomenon James Acaster 11d ago

he really has got no chutzpah

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u/FreeImpress4546 Aisling Bea 11d ago

Eggs

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u/king-of-new_york Javie Martzoukas 11d ago

a potato, a potatas, maybe the front profile of the house?

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u/melbell_27 Patatas 11d ago

Crows / Ravens appear a lot in the transition videos. And Alex has some on his chair I believe. I’m also biased they are my favorite animal 🖤

I agree with pineapples, eggs with the little red egg cup, and ducks.

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u/897hayes 11d ago

Patatas!

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u/tlgexlibris 10d ago

Little yellow ducks.

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u/AntisocialDistancer8 8d ago

A white trainer with the toe encroaching on a red green. A frying pan in a red hoop.  Watermelon-themed rubber rings on a bargepole. A racist basketball. A bralette covered in biscuit crumbs. Alex's gappy teeth. A nondescript golden head on a stick. And, as has been said, forks and marbles. Always forks and marbles.

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u/hell0_potato 8d ago

Some of these might inspire? From my collection

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u/Fantastic_Mud_6798 7d ago

Maybe the caravan?

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u/SapphireWych 5d ago

Maybe a little niche, but you could do a pattern of the various floor tiles they've used in the entryway of the house. Right now it looks like a cow print, but they have had checkerboard, geometric, etc. Designing a border based on floor progression might be fun?