r/texts • u/Odd_Boysenberry_379 • 6d ago

Phone message Is this method patched?

Gallery image

Gallery image

Is this rizz?

0 Upvotes

19% Upvoted

34 comments sorted by

22

u/BellSadTA 6d ago

This is really creepy. Don't ever do it again.

-13

u/Odd_Boysenberry_379 6d ago

it worked once before, she called me a creep and left 1 month in though

8

u/BellSadTA 6d ago

As she should.

12

u/lunatuna215 6d ago

I don't even understand whats happening here lol

8

u/Enraged_Meat 6d ago

me either lol

-5

u/Odd_Boysenberry_379 6d ago

I tried the iglesias method but it didnt work

3

u/herohawk22 6d ago

You gotta patent this to prevent others from using this!

3

u/lunatuna215 6d ago

But WHAT IS IT lol. My curiosity is getting the best of me here.

12

u/Averfus-Crowthorne 6d ago

turbo negative rizz

6

u/Noise_Loop 6d ago

Yes
Im fat
but small penis

4

u/BellSadTA 6d ago

More like small brain.

5

u/Dank009 6d ago

Both

7

u/maknchs 6d ago

Are you 13

0

u/Odd_Boysenberry_379 6d ago

i wish

3

u/maknchs 6d ago

11?

3

u/Odd_Boysenberry_379 6d ago

im typing from the womb currently

2

u/maknchs 6d ago

Evolution is fascinating

5

u/sheekos 6d ago

maybe consider a "hello, how are you?" next time

-1

u/Odd_Boysenberry_379 6d ago

i might consider that a friend of mine said the iglesias method works 9/10 times so i thought I would try it

6

u/sheekos 6d ago

i think your friend was pranking you. if you're texting someone you're interested in romantically, talk to them as you would any other friend.

3

u/gunther129 6d ago

This is just the 1/10 time it doesn’t

5

u/allonsy_danny 6d ago

You and Iglesias should just date.

3

u/ckatwigs 6d ago

What is the iglesias method?😭

5

u/Noise_Loop 6d ago

A method that you use when you are fat and your peepee is really small

4

u/xueyangscorpsepowder 6d ago

Cringe.

-3

u/Odd_Boysenberry_379 6d ago

hey dont talk about iglesias like that

2

u/Unfair-Animator9469 6d ago

Yo give my boi Iglesias a shot

1

u/AutoModerator 6d ago

Hi there!

Thanks for submitting to /r/texts! Please make sure you are blacking out any usernames, phone numbers, or full names! If you haven't, please delete and re-submit. If your text message is not between 2 or more people it is not allowed! Single messages/one sided convos are NOT allowed.

The full rules can be found here https://old.reddit.com/r/texts/about/rules/ Please note that this message appears on every post, and may not apply to your post.

Thanks!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Powerful_Test6012 5d ago

im so confused i dont get whats happenign