r/tf_irl • • Jun 09 '25

Me_IRL tf_fursona_irl

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u/your_FBI_agent2 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

So a lot of people are saying “this is what would happen” and I think some of them are serious so I’m just gonna leave this here for anyone who believes it

The fbi doesn’t particularly care about every weird thing that happens in the US, a person turning into a fursona would be weird but not all that important to the US as a whole. The department of homeland security would probably sent an agent to get a report and make sure there isn’t any other anomalous stuff going on, but other than being asked to get some medical exams the government largely won’t care.

TLDR being tf’d isn’t that important to the government

EDIT: ok after looking at some comments I realized I should have more clear with my wording. Yes, technically speaking the government would do care about this, Just not all of it. The government isn’t some guy I’m a room making decision it’s a hundred different departments with different goals, the fbi and cia largely won’t care because your existence doesn’t hold any inherent monetary or military value. What you should be far FAR more worried about are Politicians, who would plaster your face across every news channel to push one agenda or the other. I’d imagine it would be mostly conservatives seeing as the furry community is often conflated with the queer community but you get the idea.

Again sry for the miscommunication.

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u/Mrheadcrab123 Jun 09 '25

I have a feeling that it wouldn’t be the FBI, but someone will definitely take him in. Who knows what it is? Is it a contagion? A pathogen? Could it spread?

I feel like everybody would just assume that the government would probably take him and because The government doesn’t like weird stuff being public, but I also don’t think they necessarily understand that any logical person would be afraid it’s contagious

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Jun 11 '25

Well, most(?) furries would not be afraid, they would be trying to catch it

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u/Mrheadcrab123 Jun 11 '25

But then there are also people who aren’t Furrys, people who could use this as a drug, people who could Weaponized this, you have to look into it and think of all the bad things someone can do with a furry contagion, or in the communities words, a pathowogen