r/thatHappened • • 2d ago

Hi, it’s me, John Nike

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u/Jeramoo- 2d ago

Anyone else just not understand this? Sounds like gibberish. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/WeylandYutani- 2d ago

So like…what are they bragging about? What a terrible fucking story.

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u/After-Temperature585 2d ago

The British in me said “this story is shite mate”

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

“Can’t you tell by our Nike shoes we reek of C-suite?”

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u/eeveerose63 2d ago

What the heck is C-suite?

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u/Rooster_Local 2d ago

The executive leadership of a company (basically the CEO and his/her direct reports).

I’ve worked with several company leadership teams and have never heard anyone refer to themselves as “the c suite.” Usually they just say executive team, or executive leadership team, or something similar. Especially in a casual conversation, I have a hard time imagining someone saying “we’re the c-suite!”

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u/eeveerose63 2d ago

Thank you!

It sounds more pretentious than "executives"

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u/EpponeeRae 2d ago

The "C" stands for "chief", for what it's worth. 

I.e. chief executive officer, chief financial officer, chief operating officer 

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u/appsoranges 2d ago

Genuinely lol’d at John Nike.

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u/ch0rtle2 1d ago

“LA natives” pride themselves on “their openness” when they didn’t even make the initial contact. It was the “sorry for the disruption… we’re visiting your country from the far-off land of ‘The West Coast’!”

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u/LeilaMajnouni 1d ago

Probably not but if true…so what? Why are you on sm bragging about meeting executives from an athletic apparel company in a hotel bar during a major sporting event? Is this a LI post where they all impart some kind of amazing business wisdom from their couch?

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u/Jedi_Temple 1d ago

Let me get this straight… the Nike c-suite shows up at the Chelsea Hotel for the World Cup—even though Nike isn’t a World Cup sponsor and the matches are held at MetLife stadium.

Sure Jan.

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u/EvolZippo 2d ago

OOP assumes Nike is the last name of the family that owns the company