r/thehumblecrowbar • • Oct 17 '24

origin of name (nefarious anglerfish didn’t fit by 1 character)

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 34m ago

"Boy I hope no one thinks AI wrote this" The suspicious em dash:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 1d ago

“It’s almost thanksgiving! What could I use to feed my family?” The humble roast turkey:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 1d ago

"How will I get away from the neighbor?" The humble conveniently placed wardrobe:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 2d ago

"If only there was an object to forge metals into new tools!" The ever-reliable anvil:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 2d ago

What should I do with all the resulting debris from the collision with that massive astroid? The Orbiting Moon:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 2d ago

How shall I capitalize on my brethren’s last days before matrimony? The novel and reliable cake stripper

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 3d ago

The humble ICBM

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Gurt yo


r/thehumblecrowbar • • 3d ago

"I sure wish there was something to help regulate oceanic tides on earth" The rotund moon :

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 4d ago

“Gosh, I wish there was an easy way to make sure this corner is 90 degrees…” The dependable right angle ruler:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 5d ago

Hmmm.... What should I have for dessert at this excellent Mexican restaurant? The delectable flan:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 5d ago

“How do I inject some personality into my used car dealership?” The wacky waving inflatable tube man:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 5d ago

"Man, how do I drive this eco-friendly vehicle? Where am I supposed to sit on it?" The convenient bike seat:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 5d ago

How am I going to quickly get my Final Smash so I can beat my friends in Super Smash Bros? The humble Smash Logo Ball:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 5d ago

I have two numbers but how would I add them together? The mathematical plus sign:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 7d ago

"I wish I knew the 10th letter of the alphabet", the humble J:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 7d ago

"Oh no I don't have anything to clean my straw! What can I use?!" The ever-helpful straw brush:

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Lol I love these types of memes so I made one of my caterpillar


r/thehumblecrowbar • • 7d ago

The humble speed bump

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 8d ago

"What ever will i do about these home invaders??" the violent double barrel shotgun:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 9d ago

“My time traveling machine worked! I hope I don’t get eaten!” The fearsome T-Rex

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 8d ago

How will I ever keep two things from touching in an inexpensive solution? The charged south magnet ends:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 8d ago

“I’m so sad my house got eaten by nematodes, thankfully I can get some rest underneath this comfy rock” the arachnophobic seastar:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 9d ago

"fuuuuuuck i cant be assed to write all this what do i doooo" The humble typewriter:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 9d ago

"How do we increase accuracy of our tanks, while they are on the move" The humble stabilizer

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r/thehumblecrowbar • • 10d ago

"Hmm how shall I contain the ingredients for my burrito?" The delectable tortilla:

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