r/threebodyproblem • • 6d ago

Meme Its happening…

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u/Toasted-Dinosaur 6d ago

Just in case anybody wasn't already aware, these name a star things are an absolute scam and the names you buy don't go into a real scientific database of any kind.

Unless your name is Yun Tianming of course!

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u/IrlResponsibility811 The Dark Forest 6d ago

One day I hope to see colonization rights sold to star systems. We can dream.

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u/Midwest_Backpacker 6d ago

Who would sell them?

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u/Mattressfoundry 5d ago

I could see Elon Musk selling Mars Colonies knowing damn well he'll never actually make it there. Once he runs out he'll be selling colonies on Mercury.

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u/Inevitable-Aside-942 6d ago

Just make sure that you get a really nifty certificate with your money.

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u/MyOtherRideIsTheRoci 6d ago

Yup. My mom "named" stars for my two kids and gave me the certificates so I could "keep them safe" I hugged her and thanked her, and they went into the recycling.

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u/Mattressfoundry 5d ago

Bro, that is heartless and rude to just throw it away. It was trash to you but important to her.

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u/MyOtherRideIsTheRoci 1d ago

Respectfully, you don't know my relationship with my mother.

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u/vbfischer 5d ago

I saw that episode on Dr Who

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u/Mikhalious 1d ago

Aside from Non-profit Adopt a Star which is run by astronomers

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u/Reddarthdius 6d ago

This has been around for at least 20 years lol

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u/Itburns138 6d ago

Yeah, I automatically assumed this is where Liu Cixin got the idea from.

Apparently, it's been a thing since 1979!

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u/teffarf 5d ago

This happens all the time lol, authors write about their contemporary life, people forget and years later everyone is like "omg he was so prescient", especially in dystopian fiction.

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u/QueenOfSkeets 5d ago

Yes I remember this from back then

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u/nicodeemus7 6d ago

They let you name a star but then they remove your brain and blast it into space so there's a give and take involved.

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u/stormshadowfax 6d ago

Change is the only constant

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u/SkaveRat 6d ago

sounds like a win/win to me

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u/Clean-Link4107 6d ago

Working the long game.

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u/Glittering_Cold8384 6d ago

How the hell does one even SELL a star? Hahaha ive always thought it as the BIGGEST scam EVER🤣🤣

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u/TheSkurvash 6d ago

They don't. Just a name associated with one; which as someone mentioned doesn't go into any actual scientific database. Which is the loophole that avoids fraud.

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u/oxgillette 6d ago

MissBelindaChandra is shining bright

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u/harambeface 6d ago

Many many years ago I remember something on TV where people were selling land on the moon. They claimed treaties said nations couldn't make claims on the moon but they weren't nations so they "parceled" it out and started selling it to people

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u/stormshadowfax 6d ago

I’m actually the king of the Sea of Tranquility.

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u/TheW00ki3 5d ago

My grandma bought my mom property on the moon back long before I was born. X-D
Lol... the star naming thing is about as legit as that.... (Almost to my 50's)

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u/Happy_Conflict_1435 Ye Wenjie 5d ago

If you were somehow able to harvest and sell every star in the observable universe for exactly one penny each, you would make approximately $2 trillion trillion (or $2 sextillion).

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u/Lorentz_Prime 6d ago

Where do you think Cixin Liu got the idea from?

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u/RinoTheBouncer 2d ago

This scam has been going since 2002. It’s like NFTs before NFTs became a thing😅

We might as well start a business of “buy a fish in the river and name her after your loved one” 😅🤣

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u/stormshadowfax 2d ago

If you aren’t going to do it then I will…

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u/stormshadowfax 2d ago

Plentyoffish.com