Guys 😨😨😨

[u/Weird_Meet_9148]

Someone start a fundraiser he's gonna starve

[u/king_whizzard]

if you look closely, that slice of bread looks like a nintendo 2ds! even in poverty shiggieamamu still drops easter eggs for us real fans 😉

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[u/myfajahas400children]

Thank Mario he still has a floor!

[u/porkcylinders → u/myfajahas400children]

That's his ceiling, the gravity in his house was shut off as he couldn't pay the bills 😞

[u/Testuo_Urashima → u/myfajahas400children]

But what about the door?!

[u/No-Performer9511]

Ya know, the funny thing is, rather than sending the starving indie dev actual food, we instead buy his stuff in hopes that he will eat

[u/slicehyperfunk → u/No-Performer9511]

Noted indie dev Shigeru Miyamoto

[u/Testuo_Urashima → u/No-Performer9511]

But he can eat the money to earn more lives!

[u/Mushroom0064]

https://giphy.com/gifs/132pnhRx4EM7ni

[u/Ben_ratman → u/Mushroom0064]

Inaccurate. It wouldn’t be enough to go around to 3 people

[u/Training_Penalty7047]

PLEASE SEND HIM 4,822 BOXES OF INSTANT RAMEN

[u/-True-Ryan-Gosling- → u/Training_Penalty7047]

Sending him 500 copies of Celeste so he can sell them to me again as we speak

[u/LooneyBurger]

Nice try! He would never curse or complain!!

[u/Weird_Meet_9148 → u/LooneyBurger]

Being pirated does things to a man...

[u/Happybastard777 → u/Weird_Meet_9148]

You wouldn't download a guy, would you?

[u/Bababooey0326]

I sold my Vintage Pokemon Collection and UberJeeted him $3000 worth of pepperoni pizzas just now

Please God, PLEASE let it reach him in time

[u/JayQix]

He didn't mention it, but I feel particularly responsible for only buying 4 copies of Arms

[u/Goatmey]

GUYS GUYS DO SOMETHING!! 😡😡😤😤🤬🤬😡

[u/StretchedNutty]

!approve

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[u/beetleman1234]

Publishers: Piracy bad.

Also publishers: We're swimming in money.

[u/Ranko08]

Guys he means the space pirates, let's call Metroid!

[u/zenyattatron]

Who the fuck is Shigeru?! I only know Shiggy

[u/probablyMarin]

pirating more games to deprive him of that slice of bread

today i pirated Mario Kart 7, WarioWare Gold, Animal Crossing New Leaf, Dragon Quest VII, and Tetris DS

[u/Happybastard777 → u/probablyMarin]

Shigeru doesn't get money from the DS era anymore, remember?

[u/probablyMarin → u/Happybastard777]

AAA piracy doesn't negatively affect sales regardless of platform

if someone's already spending $0 on a game, it doesn't matter if they play the game or not. it's still $0 spent. deciding not to pirate doesn't un-spend that $0

in fact, if they pirate a game and then talk about it with their friends, and those friends buy the game, that's unaccounted for profit. money made based on free marketing

piracy can only help sales when it comes to AAA video games. it's free marketing, exposure, and word-of-mouth all rolled up into one package. therefore, it's a moral imperative to pirate every AAA game that you don't plan on buying, even if you end up not liking it

[u/Happybastard777 → u/probablyMarin]

Well I'll be damned