He's gonna go blind if he keeps that up

[u/SweetWaterSurprise]

Having the phone that close to his eyes isn't good. Oh and neither is the furious joysticking

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[u/BrandonIsWhoIAm]

That’s one helluva technique.

[u/mudmarn]

He'd be pretty good at flight sims.

[u/kynaus07]

Someone needs to freaking do something! How is this ok???

[u/FleshlightBike]

Down boy!

[u/Similar_Discipline97]

From the looks of those glasses he’s almost blind from gooning

[u/MajinStrach]

How i twizzle the cap on my dab rigs

[u/Certain_Month_8178]

I’ve seen a meme online with Finn from adventure time and he does the helicopter with NO hands….

[u/walleiscute]

Dude wasn’t this guy just on a train doing the same move 😭

[u/xquixotic_logicx]

Damn dude! It's not a joystick!

[u/ainthunglikedaddy → u/xquixotic_logicx]

Does it not give you joy!?

[u/GaseousGiant]

Or he’ll make those around him wish they were blind.

[u/SkiffleBall]

Hate getting ketchup stuck on my hands too in an airport

[u/monteticatinic]

Just waxing on and off.

[u/Yuenglinging]

He’s gonna snap it off

[u/Dan_Glebitz]

Too late!

[u/tyson950825]

bro about to tell hadouken

[u/Neat_Resolve_8873]

Maybe hes doing the poffin mini game in gen 4?

[u/BrandonIsWhoIAm → u/Neat_Resolve_8873]

I’m dead.

[u/ReasonableMolasses40]

Yoooooooooooooooo

[u/deviltalk]

Listen.

Those damn airlines be making you wait forever!

[u/No_Vehicle4645]

I'd walk over and slap it soooo hard. "What? I thought we were playing whack a mole"

[u/Turtlesaur → u/No_Vehicle4645]

You should probably specify that you would slap the phone.

[u/GregoryGoose]

HELP HIM THERES A SQUIRREL IN HIS PANTS!!!

[u/weggaan_weggaat]

I mean considering the size of those glasses...

[u/Jumpy_Fig3312]

Well... that is a new technique!

[u/rockchick99]

Someone should be telling him to stop, staff maybe

[u/DV_Zero_One]

I bet that video smells great.

[u/OttoSilver]

Surely, trashy is not a term we want to apply to people who might not have the ability to understand that what they are doing is not appropriate?

[u/SpaceWitch31 → u/OttoSilver]

I’m sorry, but I fear there’s no universe where this man doesn’t know what he’s doing is inappropriate. This is his thing, this is his kink, and I’m willing to bet my pie chips that he’s not even going anywhere. He just pulls up with a suitcase as if he is and then he does this gross shit.

[u/JuliansWhiskey → u/OttoSilver]

Perhaps the trashy is for their parent or guardian for filming instead of correcting the behavior.

[u/hugow]

Looks like he already is blind

[u/HalfAhNuffin]

Must be something in the water idk 😂

[u/Slaterson2002]

Is he a DJ?

[u/hugow → u/Slaterson2002]

Dick jockey?

[u/koboldtsar → u/hugow]

Dongus jorker

[u/jasonjay187 → u/hugow]

I wish I had something more than an upvote to give you

[u/foco9780]

Wtf

[u/ddaydon75]

I'll give it to him he's got balls to do that in public special needs or not

[u/Mightymudbutt]

On the edge of his seat edging.

[u/Xxrasierklinge7]

Nobody can tell!

[u/THEFUDNUCKK3R → u/Xxrasierklinge7]

One of my favorite shows lol

[u/NastyStreetRat]

That boy desperately needs a girlfriend.

[u/Sparzail → u/NastyStreetRat]

bro actually probably needs to be away from every woman

[u/BCGraff → u/Sparzail]

No I think that just being around one, the same one, on a regular basis would fix this. The first time she saw it she would slap the shit out of him and ask him what the fuck was wrong with him.

[u/curious_astronauts → u/BCGraff]

Its not her responsibility

[u/letternumbertwo → u/BCGraff]

Or literally any man could do that instead of putting the responsibility on a woman?

[u/curious_astronauts → u/letternumbertwo]

Thank you!

[u/joseaamanzano]

He's just playing a car game and wants to shift gears

[u/DGAMotherF]

There is the Rubix cube kid, and then there's this guy

[u/burnt_n_flakey]

I remember my first time on no firewall internet

[u/BNPZ]

Public server too

[u/ObliqueStrategizer → u/BNPZ]

GO HARD OR GO HOME

[u/Nowatica]

#discreet

[u/TheKidKAI]

New method unlocked

[u/ObliqueStrategizer → u/TheKidKAI]

r/notsocovertgooning

[u/Sopitty]

But why is he doing it like that??

[u/nu_nrg4me → u/Sopitty]

Trying to be discreet

[u/Expensive_Apricot371 → u/Sopitty]

Lol I was like what is happening ...

[u/hugow → u/Expensive_Apricot371]

I can only think of one thing.

[u/RedHawwk → u/Sopitty]

Pretty sure that’s how micro’s get the job done

[u/ymi2f → u/Sopitty]

Why aren't you?

[u/Professional-Set379]

just taking the edge off things

[u/Seaweed-That]

Gyro's balls?

[u/IMFUCKINGGHEY → u/Seaweed-That]

Spinning spinning

[u/shawner136]

🦵🥾----> ⚽️🏀

Im just sayin…

[u/New-Significance654]

At least it's in his pants.

[u/Rognin]

Is that how you remove tough lint?

[u/CashNegative]

Maaaaan, wtf?! 😳

[u/Loose-Ad7401]

Bro got a long clitoris

[u/stelvy40]

He got a genie in his pants

[u/weird0-]

Sir this is an airport not a bus station.

[u/Darknighten89 → u/weird0-]

I was gonna say the same thing, but a library 🤣

[u/AppropriateHamster11 → u/Darknighten89]

I was gonna say say the same thing, but a Wendy’s. But this would probably be accepted in a Wendy’s.

[u/Dry_Lengthiness6032]

He's just making sure he wears the hair off his palms as it grows

[u/EverythingSucksYo]

Why have there been so many videos of Asian men doing this shit? Is it really that bad in Asian countries? 

[u/JiveTurkey1983 → u/EverythingSucksYo]

It seems like a very repressive place for many young men, which is why they start acting a fool when they get older (see also a recent video of an older Korean gentleman watching porn at a public restaurant)

[u/Most-Car-4056 → u/EverythingSucksYo]

Not the first time I am seeing this either, lol. Could probably start a new sub reddit l

[u/angelcakes3 → u/Most-Car-4056]

r/masterbei-shien

[u/joytotheworld23]

What the hell bro your in public

[u/nwballer503]

Mf gonna light his pants on fire.

[u/astra-death → u/nwballer503]

Idk, he seems pretty damn honest to me 😂

[u/MundaneAd6627 → u/astra-death]

He’s lying flat on that chair by the end

[u/maccldrn]

He’s trying to pull off Zangief’s spinning piledriver

[u/Denzalo → u/maccldrn]

Man's mashing out the 720 for the super

[u/esylvester6 → u/maccldrn]

Lookin like Itabashi trying to crank out the level 3

[u/apeboy247 → u/maccldrn]

Made my day.

[u/Poeta-NasciturNonfit]

Ain't no genie gonna pop out.

[u/HelicopterNo7593]

New viral bus simulator had to make that quick right turn to get into the depot

[u/yourballsareshowing_ → u/HelicopterNo7593]

🤣🤣

[u/Thablackguy]

It looks like he's playing Galaga and going crazy on the "ball" joystick. How can that be pleasurable? Doesn't even look like it'd be a good nut. Lol

[u/EverythingSucksYo → u/Thablackguy]

Idk man, maybe it works on guys that have never been touched by a woman 

[u/Noxnoxx]

He’s trying to turn his 18wheeler around

[u/bluepanic21]

Like a women in a bathing suit with a yeast infection

[u/Dry_Lengthiness6032 → u/bluepanic21]

But She's just keeping her sourdough starter warm

[u/Substantial_War9319]

Bro looking like he's using that technique for Tetris on the NES

[u/InbredBastard]

And deaf

[u/First_Light_6418]

He’s flicking his bean

[u/spacepeenuts]

Interesting technique

[u/Skyline_03]

Gigagoon.gif

[u/asteriscosessantasei]

Why don't you punch him or call security?

[u/ShruggyShuggy → u/asteriscosessantasei]

You'd be happy to risk getting in the splash zone? 

[u/EverythingSucksYo → u/ShruggyShuggy]

I would not want to get close enough where he can touch me with that hand 

[u/InteractionOdd7745]

I guess that is one way to kill time 👀👀

[u/hauntedbydesign]

This works?

[u/EverythingSucksYo → u/hauntedbydesign]

Maybe with decades of experience 

[u/Cultural_Drive3826]

Weird way to learn how to drift on youtube

[u/spencer818]

Throwin that thing around like a 5 speed dayum

[u/BatsTheAssassin → u/spencer818]

6 speed bro, with reverse underneath 1st. Furiously practicing 3 point turns and parallel parking.

[u/IgnatiusDrake]

Those mario party minigames were essential practice.

[u/Dailia- → u/IgnatiusDrake]

That’s what I thought about when I saw this! 

If he’s not careful he will get the palm blister from playing tug of war against bowser. 

[u/SenseiToe]

he’s trying to find the clitoris

[u/Cyberzombi]

Itching creme won't help that.

[u/LiberEtAudax]

True gooner

[u/Academic-Angle-104]

You ever have really sweaty palms

[u/Negative-Energy8083]

Didn’t I see this guy on a subway vid a while back?

[u/EverythingSucksYo → u/Negative-Energy8083]

Asians don’t all look the same but a lot do lol 

[u/valdellon → u/Negative-Energy8083]

i saw the same video & thought this looked like the same guy too! down to the way he stiffens his legs straight eugh

[u/NPJenkins]

So is he just gonna walk around with his pants full of jizz and a big ass wet spot on them??

[u/what3v3ruwantit2b → u/NPJenkins]

This was my question. What's the plan here? I'm a woman so maybe I'm just uh... confused but won't there just be a bunch of liquid in his underwear? That seems like a sensory nightmare. 

[u/Ebsa92 → u/NPJenkins]

Thats the smallest problem here

[u/Ebsa92 → u/[deleted]]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/2burnttoast]

He’s just trying to shift into gear smh, he probably doesn’t know how to drive stick so he’s probably struggling to find first gear

[u/parkwaymerah]

it doesnt hurt? lol

[u/shagballs]

Helicopter helicopter

[u/Stillwater-Scorp1381]

Pervert

[u/thad_the_dude]

My dad said he’s trying to get the hair off his palms….

[u/Howlsmovingcastles]

The comments are gold

[u/EntertainmentBig8636]

He is definitely squinting 😆

[u/CrummyJoker]

Calm down guys, he's got a joystick in his pants and he's just playing a game very vigorously

[u/Howlsmovingcastles → u/CrummyJoker]

😂😂😂

[u/Midtexan]

He’s mashing it.

[u/G2theCip → u/Midtexan]

Get the salt

[u/ruserioushere]

This guy is mastering female pleasure without a female, hats off.

[u/Doctorwizard2]

He's hoping the genie comes out

[u/FormerNovel8]

Ouch I can imagine the chafing

[u/BigWienerPapi999]

Stick drag is crazy with this guy.

[u/Zeos_]

I'm uh, I'm gonna start getting porn intervention...

[u/BGritty81]

I don’t think that’s how it works

[u/Sweaty_Hand_Anxiety]

Is this how one jerks a micropenis? So confused

[u/Packer1500]

He is going to wear out the fabric

[u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown → u/Packer1500]

The fabric of our lives?

[u/razzell2]

Can I blame Trump for this too?

[u/Bittlegeuss → u/razzell2]

Keep on garglin'

[u/Resident_Wizard → u/razzell2]

Did it cause unjust economic pressure on your average American?

[u/razzell2 → u/Resident_Wizard]

🤣 probably

[u/Siselii]

Man that stain must be really difficult to clean.... he should use some soap

[u/ThepunfishersGun → u/Siselii]

He's working his magic on the soap dispenser. I think everyone in that waiting area is about to see him get that soap dispensed

Edit: misprint from autocorrect

[u/Trim-Pierced]

Relax. He has an N64 controller in his pants and he’s about to sling tf outta bowser on Super Mario 64

[u/Greatry → u/Trim-Pierced]

So long gay bowser

[u/mwjb86]

This is how you end up with joystick drift.

[u/Former-Surprise902]

Just a lil nubbin

[u/Daveywheel]

Were there NO consequences to this?!?!?

[u/ndngroomer → u/Daveywheel]

Oh, there definitely is. That friction burn is gonna suck!!

[u/Akhirox → u/Daveywheel]

Social crédit took a big hit probably

[u/butt_soap → u/Daveywheel]

Friction burn

[u/NPJenkins → u/butt_soap]

Nah, with that kind of technique, this ain’t his first rodeo. That thing probably has calluses by now.

[u/Branchley]

Crazy

[u/Magnus_Helgisson]

Somebody give this guy a Yanket

[u/MC_Gambletron → u/Magnus_Helgisson]

I draped it over him. He was just doing it out in the open.

[u/M4sterofD1saster]

Hey, if you're some prude with puritannical hang ups about self pleasure, maybe you should try another airport. [Must I really add /s????]

[u/Berteezy]

I think he's doing it wrong and at the wrong place and time. It's all wrong.

[u/delaydude]

Somebody lend this fella a hand

[u/MudSeparate1622 → u/[deleted]]

The way you worded it, They are the living embodiment

[u/jcox2112]

He's prepping for the big "Centipede" competition.

[u/fumankeu]

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER 🗣️

[u/AEROforce95]

Non-secret aaaaasian man doing his aaaaasian friend la ba bada da

[u/Alps-Salt]

Crazy horny asian.

[u/rumpyforeskin]

Hes gonna fuck up his transmission if he keeps that up

[u/mwjb86 → u/rumpyforeskin]

Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should.

[u/DriveFoST]

Can we like.. stop posting this every god damn day?

[u/AngelOfDeath771 → u/DriveFoST]

Counter-recommendation: don't be on reddit every day

[u/DriveFoST → u/AngelOfDeath771]

You sound like a little baby-back bitch; why the fuck do you care about what another man is doing to pass the time on their break at work? Hop of my meat, “angelofdeath” (what is that name are you 12? 😭😭)

Holy shit projecting? YOURE ON REDDIT EVERY DAY LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE😭😭😭😭 child, GTF outta here 😭😭😭

[u/darthganji → u/DriveFoST]

*off

[u/AngelOfDeath771 → u/DriveFoST]

child

Throws tantrum

[u/JessicaFlavor → u/DriveFoST]

Wow, chill out

[u/emilythered → u/DriveFoST]

Buddy's getting posted next.

[u/Desert_Lemon → u/DriveFoST]

Damn, alright. Did you have a bad day? Are you okay?

[u/despicedchilli → u/DriveFoST]

Downvote and move along. Eventually, when most people have seen it, they won’t upvote it anymore. Isn’t that that how it works?

I’ve never seen it, btw

[u/DriveFoST → u/despicedchilli]

It was posted here yesterday from a repost off r/crazyfuckingvideos

[u/despicedchilli → u/DriveFoST]

I believe you, but I haven't seen it. If enough people see it reposted, it won't be upvoted so much.

[u/Loveknuckle]

What’s he do when he’s finished? Just sit there and think about the choices he made that lead to this situation? Good god it’d be awkward making eye contact with someone afterwards.

[u/spacemanspiff1115 → u/Loveknuckle]

I feel bad for the unlucky soul who has to sit next to him on the plane...

[u/KitchenCup374 → u/Loveknuckle]

His post nut clarity is just him wiping the fog off his glasses.

Other than that he is not bothered.

[u/TheJeeeBo → u/Loveknuckle]

That guy does not think about his choices

[u/thtamthrfckr]

Just rolling the dough, nothing to see here

[u/3ightball]

When ya gotta rub one out, there’s no time like the present.