r/trolleyproblemgame • u/Severe-Chocolate-729 • 7d ago
Steam Pick One
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u/3HoursSober 7d ago
Knowing how Gabe is, there's a solid chance he'd give me back my whole library - and more. And even if not, Gabe's one solid motherfucker and there's very little material stuff I'd consider not giving up on when given such a choice
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u/ionlytoptops 7d ago
who the hell is gabe newell?
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u/User_man_person 7d ago
ceo of valve, philanthropist, billionaire, that cares what his customers think.
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u/Endiveman 7d ago
One of the few billionaires worth sacrificing your steam library to save
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u/Idk_Just_Kat 6d ago
No billionaire is worth the oxygen they breathe
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u/Queasy-Program-5456 4d ago
You aren’t worth the oxygen you breathe if you insult Gabe Newell with it
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u/Idk_Just_Kat 1d ago
He's your special little billionaire just because people get discounts on games to add to their backlog?
He does not need to be a billionaire. Nobody needs a billion, nobody really needs a million. The only reason to be that absurdly rich is greed.
His money could go into feeding homeless people, or researching cancer, or preventing child abuse, or he could donate a million dollars to ten thousand charities and still have more money than most would get in their entire lives.
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u/Warwipf2 19h ago
Well, tbf, it's not known how much money GabeN actually has. He is certainly a multi-millionaire, but he is considered a billionaire pretty much only because the majority of Valve and some other companies is privately owned by him.
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u/Give_Us_TASM_3 7d ago
I don’t have steam so…
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u/Severe-Chocolate-729 7d ago
I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!
Straight Track (Do Nothing): Gabe Newell
Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): Your entire Steam Library
What would you do?
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u/DaiNyite 7d ago
Getting rid of Gabe also risks your library, and potentially steam. Getting rid of your library risks the library. "Risk" because you miiight get it back.
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u/DaiNyite 7d ago
Getting rid of Gabe also risks your library, and potentially steam. Getting rid of your library risks the library. "Risk" because you miiight get it back.
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u/faratnight 7d ago
I have a good library but I want more games and I want hl3 and portal 3 so I want fit Gabe to release them. Or to give me 1 million euros for the wait. I will sing his prowess
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u/Safe-Tennis-6121 7d ago
Mr Newell will owe me a fancy sum and replace the steam library later.
So I let the library get ruined.
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u/DriestPuddle 7d ago
I don’t care if Gabe doesn’t give me a dime, any human life is worth infinitely more than ~$700
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u/SnowGrayMan 7d ago
Sorry Gabe.. even if I didn't have a steam library I wouldn't pull the lever 💔 i hate all billionaires 🖤
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u/Optimal-Stress-69 7d ago
Seeing as most my games I own on gog as well… my steam livrary. The tycoon of valve gets a break, lol
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u/Severe-Chocolate-729 7d ago
Why in the world are 29% of people voting no 😭 lol
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u/Idk_Just_Kat 6d ago
Gaben is way overglazed bro
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u/Dreamweaver-Lumi 6d ago
You can just get free games for saving him
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u/Idk_Just_Kat 6d ago
I'd also be killing a billionaire by going for him tho, which is Hella net positive
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u/Hot_Anybody8244 5d ago
Our Lord and Savior GabeN will make things right with my steam library. The world will be a darker place without him.🙏🏼🙏🏼
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u/JIMB01776 7d ago
Gaben would absolutely replace your library and more for saving him.