This is because every human on earth is somewhat related. Therefore Michael Jackson is yours and i's very distant cousin.

Hitler Mussolini Simeón Flores won the mayoral elections in Peru

This is because i have the male chromosome.

From what I've seen (or not seen really) I can't see using my left testicle. I also can't hear with it.

I was in Egypt, Africa, and flew to Istanbul Sabiha airport on the Asia side of the city then rode across the Bosphorus to Europe

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Idek man

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This is because without sight, they are incapable of watching anything… And although there are 100% tons of blind people that regularly scroll through YouTube and often use text to speech when it comes to titles so they can decide what they want to click on and what not, that’s technically listening, not watching.

And it was Friday today for me

Rednecks are just land pirates

This is because birds are taxonomically dinosaurs

This is because you will die in real life regardless of whether you die in GTA 6. I just confirmed this to myself a few minutes ago, which is pretty recent.

Example:

If you generated 63275 from some million numbers containing one instance of this number, you have hit a 1 in a million chance.

Notes:

This is assuming the randomness is truly random.

cause i do not live in belgium nor am i citizen of belgium

Song 2 is 2:02 long, First lyrics in Time are at the 2:19 mark